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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay atau a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but anda might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider anda a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it oleh summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want lebih of your kind running around.


#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: anda know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do anda get from being a slut? HIV. What do anda deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What anda thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.


#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I cinta golden showers!
ME:



#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead gerobak, keranjang in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And anda put in a freezer so other have to clean.. anda shouldn't be a professor!.. anda shouldn't even be a alive.


#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where anda can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!


#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all anda want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching shrek 2, dumbass.


#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!


#11:
POST: How old do anda have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 tahun old, who has a 16 tahun olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that pertanyaan does is make me wanna meninju, pukulan your brother.


#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
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Meanwhile, Dash Lucia continued staying with the Griffins within a week and a half now, over that time she spent some time with Peter and the guys at the Drunken Clam, but Dash got to the point that even Peter Griffin berkata she may have a drinking problem. And fortunately Quagmire couldn't do anything to take advantage of her drunken state while officer Joe Swanson was still with them.

Dash was coming halaman awal to the Griffin house when she finally met Brian in the kitchen, who was gone most of her time there.

“Hello beautiful.. anda got me, yes I am 'the' Brian Griffin. The writer, perhaps anda have...
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2004:

Lazlow; Right, so welcome back to Integrity. I'm here back in the studio cause after moving to San Andreas I realized it's too damn hot to really go outside, so we...

Female voice in distance; Lazlow anda forgot your lunch.

Lazlow: Pinkie gets out of the studio!

Pinkie: But when you're letting me on the show?

Lazlow; These people want likable personalities not my whiny adopted sister, now get out of the studio anda ginger bitch!

Pinkie; Whatever, just don't forget to take out the trash anda junkie puta. (door close)

Lazlow; Christ, women am I right?.. Anyway San Andreas is a wild place. Hey, here's...
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#10: Batman: Gotham oleh Gaslight



Now here is the real R Rated animated batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham oleh Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian london city, batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, anda would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character anda would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
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MacFarlane is a graduate of the Rhode Island School of Design, where he studied animation.[2] Recruited to Hollywood, he was an animator and writer for Hanna-Barbera for several televisi series, including Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Laboratory, I Am Weasel, and his own Family Guy-like "prequel", Larry & Steve.

As an actor, he has made guest appearances on series, such as Gilmore Girls, The War at halaman awal and FlashForward. In 2008, he created his own YouTube series titled Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy. He won several awards for his work on Family Guy, including...
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#1: SGT FRANK WOODS (Black Ops):
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all oleh himself.. Though he than gets recaptured oleh Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of...
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#3: VENGEFUL ONE

As I survey the chaos, taking in the lack of raw humanity.
It's as if the entire world's fallen in cinta with their INSANITYY!!
Hear the innocent voices scream.
As their tormentors laugh through all of it.
No forgiveness for all I've seen.
A degradation I cannot forget.

So sleep soundly in your beds tonight.
For judgement falls upon anda AT FIRST LIGGGHT!

I'm the hand of God~!
I'm the dark messiah!
I'm the vengeful one~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)
In the blackest moments!
Of a dying world!
What have anda become~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)

As the violence surges....
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Trevor, Ron and Wade followed the Bikers to their backup, and once they reached the spot, Trevor got his AK47 ready.
Trevor: Watch the entrance boys..
Trevor: (runs to the bikers) GET READY TO DIEEEEE!!
Audience: (cheers a litte)
(a huge gun right begins to take place, when Andrew WK - Get Ready to Die, begins playing as suitable background music).
Trevor: (violently shooting) Step wait up! STEP WAIT UP!
Trevor: (shoots a whole bunch of them, while bernyanyi along to the song).
Biker: (shoots at Trevor)
Trevor: (almost dancing) (almost singing) I gotta taste for biker blood!
The tank gets blown up)...
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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 30

Bartholomew's Departure

June 12, 1953

Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.

Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose* Now to just take off...
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The bel, bell and horn sound wonderful.
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