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STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I tampil how things COULD of gone.."


Our story begins when the young mare pelangi Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! anda made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok, you're here now. What's a few lebih minutes., I've been sooooo excited thinking about all fun stuff we're gonna do, I haven't stopped bouncing since I woke up. I mean, I almost forgot to breath I've been so happy.

RAINBOW: *Slightly uncomfortable chuckle*

PINKAMENA: anda ready to hear my plan than?

RAINBOW: As long as it has nothing to do with your obsession of Buffalo Bill and Leathureface

PINKAMENA: Oh don't worry.. *finally reveals herself, but wearing the dress, supposedly made out of victims* This is NOTHING to do with them.

RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.

PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly creepypasta idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.

RAINBOW: And whats that?

PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.

RAINBOW: Cupcakes?

PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!

RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't do baking. Remember last time..

PINKAMENA: But Dashie, I need ya. Your the special ingredient.

RAINBOW: What do anda mean oleh that?

PINKAMENA: *nervously* Nothing.

RAINBOW: Fine.. What excatly do anda need me to do?

PINKAMENA: That's the spirit. *hands her an, already prepared, cupcake* Eat this.

RAINBOW: What? I thought I was helping anda bake?

PINKAMENA: Think of it as a.. Tester.. Ya, let's go with that.

RAINBOW: Umm, okay. *takes cupcake*

PINKAMENA: Well? Eat it silly filly. Whatcha waiting for?

RAINBOW: *about to take bite, but than stops*

PINKAMENA: *secretly losing patience* What's wrong?

RAINBOW: This... This has WAY to strong a smell for a cupcake.. Pinkie. Did anda spill sleep drugs on it atau something?

PINKAMENA: *nervously* No, no, no.. Of coarse not.

RAINBOW: Prove it. Bite it.

PINKAMENA: Umm, okay.. *bites it* anda see, it's fi- (falls asleep).

*THE selanjutnya MORNING*

Pinkamena suddenly woken up, and realized how badly she messed up.

PINKAMENA: That's the last time I lesson to you! *reveals that she was talking to Twilight's smartypants doll*

*Sudden voice* Hello? Mrs Pinkie? anda in here!

PINKAMENA: Of coarse.. AppleBloom promised to meet me.. *evil grin* I still can use my 'other' plan.

Pinkamena ran over to the entrance of SugerCube's and met up with the cute little filly.

APPLEBLOOM: What is it anda need from me?

PINKAMENA: *reveals the cupcake she tired giving Rainbow* Well, firstly.. Can anda finish this for me. I'm stuffed.

APPLEBLOOM: What flavor is it?

PINKAMENA: What is your favorite?

APPLEBLOOM: Cherry.

PINKAMENA: Than that's what flavor it is.

APPLEBLOOM: Okay. *gobbles it up* Soo.. What now?

PINKAMENA: Now... anda sleep. *With that the unlucky filly soon felt very weak and clasped into a heavy sleep*.

When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of bones and flesh of past ponies. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several pony hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.

And if that weren't bad enough AppleBloom realized her hooves were chained against the wall.

APPLEBLOOM: Oh sweet Celestia.. Were the hell am I!?

PINKAMENA: *evilly* This is were I make my Cupcakes.

APPLEBLOOM: anda mean... No! I don't want to be a cupcake!

PINKAMENA: Relax... anda not going to be.. anda were always my favorite.. Your too good to be a cupcake.. Only reason I still chained anda up, is so anda don't run away, before I can make anda 'join me'.

APPLEBLOOM: Noo! I don't wanna! I'm not being a part of this!

PINKAMENA: Ya, anda say that 'now', but trust me, anda have it in ya. And I know JUST how to bring it out of anda *Brings in a dead body, and cut up particaler parts, while giving twisted jokes about it.. How ever, after an jam of this prograss, AppleBloom, must of lost of her mind, as those jokes suddenly seemed funny, very very funny*.

APPLEBLOOM: I think I am starting to get it know. *becoming lebih evil*.

PINKAMENA: Well than, only one lebih step..

APPLEBLOOM: What?

PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* anda must watch Silence of the Lambs until anda can behave like Hanibal Lector.

APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.

*SEVERAL DAYS LATER*

Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn't move. She couldn't see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the pony from the bakery appeared in front of her.

SILVER SPOON: Whats going on!?

PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!

SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?

PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out, *about to stab the filly.

APPLEBLOOM: Mrs Pinkie! What are anda doing!?

Silver Spoon feels relief.

APPLEBLOOM: anda berkata I could have this one.

Silver Spoon's relief instantly vanishes.

PINKAMENA: Oh, of coarse, I must of forgot.. *Hands AppleBloom the knife*.

APPLEBOOM: Okay dokey here we go.. *points pisau at Silver Spoon, menacingly* hey Silver Spoon.. Guess who's gonna be a blank flank!

Silver Spoon panicked and tired as much as possible to break free but couldn't.

APPLEBLOOM: *running over* I've come to collect a head! Hawhawhaw! *but suddenly AppleBloom tripped, and accidentally pushed the release button on the ground*

Silver Spoon, didn't hesitate to run as fast as her little legs could take her.

PINKAMENA: Grab her!

She and AppleBloom chase her, but Silver Spoon soon escapes.

PINKAMENA: (Angrily) FUCK!

APPLEBLOOM: *ashamed* Sorry, Mrs Pinkie.

PINKIE: It's alright.. anda wouldn't be the only one to mess up some how.. Anyway.. Want to hang out atau something?

APPLEBLOOM: *happily* Sure!



Story 2:

pelangi FACTORY:

"I have no hidden message to be proven from this. So it's lebih adult themed"


SCOOTALOO: *Who is in her late teen's now* Come on! Orion! We're be late for our final test!

Orion gave no response as he followed her, just gulped to himself.

SCOOTALOO: What's the matter, Orion? anda afraid of getting a dead end job on the snow line?

ORION: No.. It's just... I don't know. I don't think I can do this. What if I fail? What if I don't fail, but do just bad enough to still be disliked oleh everyone? I don't know if I can take being deported. Where do we even go, anyways?

SCOOTALOO: *gives friendly punch* That will never happen, we will NEVER fail..

*later*

SCOOTALOO: WE FAILED!

AURORA: *upsetly* Would anda stop fuckin reminding me!

SCOOTALOO: But I just don't understand.. We did directly what Derpy said.

AURORA: Well Derpy should go back to eating muffins, cause that was the WORST saran we were ever given.

*LATER AGAIN*

Scootaloo and her two friends were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even lebih can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

pelangi angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the * What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's pelangi Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS cinta you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your detik mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would anda three shut the hell up already!

SCOTALOO: *angrily stands up* Just cause we failed that stupid test, dosen't mean anda could treat us as shit!

UNNAMED DRIVER: I can treat anda however I want. anda hardly classify as 'Ponies' to Cloudsdale, atau any of Equestria for that matter. Now sit the fuck down and shut up until anda get to your destination.

Scotaloo, feeling hurt oleh this, sits down quitely.

ORION: Where are we being taken, anyways? Not like we can tell anyone now, and I'm sure as the deliverers, anda guys should know

UNNAMED DRIVER: Hell if I know. We hand this carriage off to ponies in suits, and we get a bagful of coins to keep quiet about the whole thing. It's how it's always been, for a thousand years.

AURORA: *gulping* That's about as comforting as worms in a acar jar..

SCOTALOO: Ya, th-.. Wait.. Worms in a acar jar?

AURORA: What of it?

SCOTALOO: That's the weirdest thing I ever heard in my life.

UNNAMED DRIVER: I'll have to agree with your jeruk, orange friend on that one.

ORION: Ya.. Who says that!?

AURORA: I don't know.. It just came to mind, okay.

UNNAMED GUARD: But WHY!?

AURORA: I really like pickles... Plus I actually saw such a thing once.

ORION: Serious?

AURORA: I opened the fridge, grabbed the pickles. And their they were, floating around. Like nobodies business.

UNNAMED GUARD: How the fuck would they even get in their!?

SCOTALOO: She lives in a fishing place. Shit like that happens quite a lot.

AURORA: Strangely I STILL like pickles.

UNNAMED GUARD: Speaking of witch.. Have any of anda ever tried pickles with kacang butter?

ALL THREE: No

UNNAMED GUARD: Well don't.. It's disgusting.

Awkward silence.

Suddenly they came to a stop, and three friends were forced out of the carriage and followed a large group of OTHER test failures, into a mysterious building.

*LATER*

SCOTALOO: This place... the architecture... it's all so familiar... I think we're in the weather factory!

ORION: That can't be right. We were traveling for way too long. We've got to be far away from Equestria now, not to mention the city.

AURORA: Actually, Scootaloo may be right... I noticed... it was maybe the same amount of time from when we left the coliseum to the place the carriage drivers swapped, that it was from the swap place to here. But... I don't know. I'm confused. Maybe that's just a coincidence.

SCOTALOO: Ya... Coincidence... Maybe.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE *revealing himself*: Welcome, mules... anda degenerates are probably wondering where exactly anda are. Stupid fillies. You're in Cloudsdale! The pelangi Facility, to be correct.

SCOTALOO: What's going on here? Do anda expect to use us as slaves? Because I'd rather be deported, thanks,

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Like anda failures have a choice. You'll be here for the rest of your lives! Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners? I am Dr. Atmosphere. My degree isn't a medical one, I shall reassure you, in case you're picturing some dreadful surgery going on behind the scenes. Strange how so many worthless pegasi get that idea. No, no, my degree is in engineering. I'm one of the Forecolts in this facility. I'm sure you've all had the tour of the lower factory, no?

SCOTALOO: What lower factory? *gets tazed oleh Factory worker standing behind her, making the poor thing cry in agony*

ORION: Hey! anda can't jus- *gets tazered* AHH anda MOTHERFU- *Gets tazed once again, at this point he was near tears, as Scotaloo helped him up*.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: In any case. *opens door* enter this room.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Quickly now! Quickly now! Before lebih 'encouragement' is needed.

The three frightenedly walk in

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Enjoy the rest of your pityful lives! *slams door*

*Later*

The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the puncak, atas of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely. Running even higher than the whole machine was a length of scaffolding, with doors on either side leading out of the room. Down on the floor, a small collection of defeated, crying ponies sat, chatting quietly.

SCOOTALOO: Those suits there, those are from that other flight school across town.

ORION: *Sadly* So... this is where all the failures go? Not deported, but forced to work forever?

Scootaloo placed a comforting hoof onto his shoulder.

SCOOTALOO: At least we don't have to go through it alone

Suddenly, there was a commotion in the group of ex-students. One pony from an unidentified school took off, headed towards one of the doors on the scaffolding. Immediately, two suited ponies launched at record speed and both clipped the fly-away with their tasers. The pony spasmed in air, and then dropped like a stone. With an audible crack as he landed, and a violent burst of twitching, all the other ponies walked back, staring horrified at their friend. They watched, hopefully, for a long time. He didn't move. Some cried softly, most others turned away, too far confused to feel any lebih emotions.

AURORA: Guess that opinion is out.

MASKED WORKER: oleh now, you've all clearly determined that anda are not going into exile. There is no deportation. There never was. anda are in The Factory. anda will never leave The Factory. And while anda may be called useless, that's also not entirely true. You're worthless to The Flock as a Pony. But anda still have purpose.. Purpose to all the ponies in this land, far and wide. anda get to help us make rainbows! Beautiful, magical rainbows, doesn't that excite you?

ORION: Making rainbows. That's not so bad.

MASKED WORKER: anda ARE the rainbows!

ORION: Wow.. That's so sweet of you.

All the scared ponies, brighten up for the moment, thinking this was just a compliment.

MASKED WORKER: NO! This isn't a compliment! It means your all going to DIE!

All the ponies instantly get scared again.

PONY: WHAT!?

MASKED WORKER: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were diberikan powerful unicorns to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but anda can't just harvest it. anda can never separate color from an object. So it was made artificially with magic... That is, until our puncak, atas engineers made a breakthrough. They discovered an ingenious way to extract pigment, and it was so beautiful even a simple machine could do it. But it couldn't be done with just anything. The conditions had to be right.

berwarna merah muda, merah muda PONY: What did those horrible ponies do!?

The masked worker removes the mask, revealing, to everyone's shock, to be pelangi Dash.

All the ponies began whispering to each other, saying 'is that pelangi Dash?' and stuff like that, to each other.

SCOTALOO: Dashie!?

ORION: Swag

RAINBOW: It had to be live ponies! Only in ponies, where magic and Spectra ran freely together!" pelangi Dash threw her head back and laughed maniacally. "Only then could the Spectra be separated! And it was such a beautiful idea, such a wonderfully horrible idea. It worked so well; we could create exponentially lebih rainbows, of better quality with real Spectra. And it finally gave us a way to prevent Cloudsdale from being tainted oleh all those horrible pegasus which couldn't fly! Ahahahah! *begins laughing uncontrollably*

Scootaloo couldn't take it anymore.

SCOOTALOO: I THOUGHT anda LOVED ME!

pelangi stopped her laughter and looked at the angry Pegasus.

SCOOTALOO: I can't believe after all these years, your just going to let me fuckin die! *tearing up* I thought I was your little Scoot!?

RAINBOW: anda WERE my little Scoot.. I DID cinta you... I tried so hard for you! I taught anda everything I knew, in hopes anda would pass your test! anda had it in you, kid! I knew... I knew what they did here. Ever since I performed that Sonic Rainboom, and they approached me. I promised them to help the tradition of turning ponies into rainbows.

SCOOTALOO: anda did?

RAINBOW: Something like that.

(FLASHBACK:

pelangi Dash flies into the factory after being hired for the job.

OLD MANAGER: Alright ma'am. I'm leaving everything to you.

RAINBOW: Alright. I'll turn worthless test failures into rainbows, like in tradition.

OLD MANGER: NO! We don't do that anymore... Seriously. anda can't turn them into rainbows.

RAINBOW: *as if feeling challanged* FUCK anda I CAN'T TURN THEM INTO RAINBOWS!

PRESENT TIME:)

RAINBOW: But in any case.I tried, alright! It was up to anda to save yourself! anda didn't just fail yourself. anda didn't just fail Cloudsdale. anda failed me! And that's the worst thing anda could have done. anda aren't just dead to Cloudsdale, now. *screaming* You're dead to me! I FUCKIN HATE YOU! *punches Scootaloo in the face, in anger, and Aurora and Orion catch her, as she tries as hard as she can not to burst into tears in front of everyone*

Seeing the hit, and harshness of Rainbow's words, made everyone gasp, mostly in sorrow for Scootaloo.

RAINBOW: *angrily* I HATE anda SCOOTALOO! YOUR FUCKIN NOTHING!

Scootaloo finally breaks down.

SCOOTALOO: I.. I can't believe it! pelangi Dash is going to kill me.. ME! Her little Scoot!

ORION: Well what do anda expect from Ashleigh Ball

RAINBOW: What did anda say!

ORION: I'm sorry. I was just never a fan of her..

RAINBOW: Screw you!.. Guards!.. Him first!

ORION: WHAT!? *being dragged to and strapped onto the pegasus device* It was just a comment. Can't a man have an opinion!?

RAINBOW: Get ready to die!

ORION: Oh I cinta that song.

RAINBOW: Don't we all. *turns on Pegasus device*

Orion began feeling intense pain all over, making him give high pitched female screams.

RAINBOW: *too other ponies watching in horror* We find it works best when the ribs are broken

The divice began painfully smashing Orion's ribcages.

ORION: I'm not saying I LIKE pain! But I'm saying I DON'T either!

Scootaloo watched in horror, with her jeruk, orange hooves over her shocked mouth.

RAINBOW: *off view* lebih power!

Orion containues screaming the whole way through.

AURORA: *Approaches Scootaloo who still had her hooves covering mough* I'm sure this is just a big prank. And that Orion is just playing along and is still in one piece.

RAINBOW: *off view* NO! THAT'S TOO MUCH POWER!

For a unknown reason, Orion suddenly exploded and blood splattered all over, certain amounts landing on Scootaloo who screamed horribly at the sight.

AURORA: atau pieces.

SCOOTALOO: *sobbing* OH GOD! ORION!

AURORA: Well we always agreed he had a 'broken personality' *nervous laugh*

Scootaloo contained crying.

SCOOTALOO: We're all going to die! Just like Orion!

AURORA: No were not.. I gotta plan. (whispers something to Scootaloo).

SCOOTALOO: Are anda sure it'll work?

AURORA: Yes. It's just like the test.. Clear, fly, fall, complete

SCOOTALOO: But we failed that test!

AURORA: Well it's worth a try anyway.

SCOOTALOO: *repeats loud enough so the rest of the frightened victims could follow along with the plan* Clear! Fly! Fall! Complete!

BOTH: One.. two.. THREE!

A collective shout reverberated around the room, as every filly that could actually fly took off. The suited ponies gasped and fell back, unsure of where to go. There was too much confusion. A few of the faster thinking ones took off as well, tasers at the ready, aiming at the closest pegasus they could take.

RAINBOW: STOP THEM!

FACTORY WORKER: What dose it look like were doing ma'am!

AURORA: Oh god, what do we do now!?

SCOOTALOO: We're still on clear.

Aurora followed her, focusing the brunt of her blows on the part of the dinding where the latch would be. pelangi Dash, on the other side of the scaffolding, recovered from her initial shock of the rebellion, and noticed Scootaloo pounding on the door.

She started to gallop towards the fillies, forgetting her wings momentarily. Scootaloo closed her eyes, pounding harder and harder on the door. It started to creak and splinter. Any detik now, she thought, pelangi Dash will get here. It's over. I'm doomed. She would have cried, but there were no lebih tears left. But nothing came. The door started to membagi, split from its frame, now, leaning inward. It wouldn't be long until it was open. She opened her clenched eyes, peeking up at the scaffolding. All the remaining ponies were there, pressing together, holding the enraged blue Pegasus and her cronies back.

RAINBOW: LET GO OF ME! anda UGLY FUCKS!

They wouldn't last long, however- even as Scootaloo watched, twitching and yelping ponies were falling to the floor below, some even landing in the great maw of the Spectra machine. The berwarna merah muda, merah muda pony from Levitating Acres was there, and she turned to Scootaloo and Aurora, just as the door blew back into the hall behind.

berwarna merah muda, merah muda PONY: Fly!

She opened her mouth to speak again, but was cut short as the pile of Pegasus blew apart, with pelangi Dash standing enraged in the opening. She was on her two back hooves, her front two rolling in the air. A small gash down her side leaked red and her multicolored mane was torn in a patch. An unearthly howl passed her lips, and her rose eyes were drained of any sanity that was left.

SCOOTALOO: Come on Aurora! We got to get the hell outta here!

AURORA: No.. I'll slow Dash down.. anda go, Scootaloo. Tell everyone what happens here. Let them know.

SCOOTALOO: Bu-

AURORA: *hugs Scootaloo* Good bye.. Friend.. I barely knew ya.

SCOOTALOO: *hugging back, enjoying the brief but happy moment* Goodbye Aurura. I cinta you.

AURORA: Don't gay it up *they both chuckle, best they could*

pelangi Dash, still enraged, started towards them.

AURORA: GO!

Scootaloo soon escaped. But as for Aurora, she was tackled oleh the crazed pelangi Dash.

RAINBOW: How cute. anda think that you, a useless, broken pile of manure could possible stand in my way? anda really make me laugh! None of anda can compete with the awesome power I have! *laughs* Swag!

AURORA: cinta could concur all evil's of the world..

RAINBOW: Well than bitch! Lets see cinta concur THIS!

With that pelangi Dash violantly ripped off one of Aurora's wings, as she screamed horribly.

RAINBOW: Hurts! Don't it!

Aurora, still stood bravely, not giving the twisted mare the pleasure.

pelangi grabbed her other wing, and dragged her kicking and moaning down to the center of the scaffolding. She lifted Aurora up oleh the wing, laughing quietly to herself as the look of intense agony appeared on Aurora's face. pelangi Dash took to the air, bringing the squirming yellow and green pony with her, over puncak, atas of the machine. With a squeak of evil laughter, she jerked at the wing in her hoof. It, too, disconnected from the now convulsing pegasus, and Aurora fell.

She landed head first. The door on the scaffolding closed with agust of wind, just as the machine began pumping out the brightest greens and yellows it had ever produced. And there was no one around to see it.

Scootaloo was still trying to escape, as fast as her wings could take her.

RAINBOW: *charging after her* Heeeeerrre's DASH!

Scootaloo, now even lebih scared, went even faster, but eventually she got stuck on the roof of the factory.

RAINBOW: anda moron, never had much of a since of direction did ya!?

pelangi kicked the poor girl back into the theater, and a bunch of factory workers stapped her against the pegasus device, but left the 'honors' the pelangi Dash.

RAINBOW: Too bad it had to end this way kid. We could of been partners anda and I, owning the factory. As sisters...
Y,know. It doesn't have to be as sisters, it can be just as, anda know, as two really close ponies who just happen to be both mare's. anda know, just, two good-looking mare's sharing a cramped office running the factory together, anda know. It's not like we get payed though, most don't even know this places exists, and the rest of the money gose to keeping those driver quite about it all. But it's okay. We're just there. Like in temblr, Just there, just working the factory together, just, just trying to get the job done y,know? Maybe we, maybe we 'do it' occasionally but it's not weird, it's not like we would have anyone else to 'do it' with, most of them would always be dead. So their would be only be one way settle our 'needs', anda know? Cause we're just, two mares with raging goals anda know? I mean it's not even about the 'doing it' part, but that's a part of it, but it's not-it's not the whole thing.

SCOOTALOO: NO! I'd rather die!

RAINBOW: Well. That could be arranged. *flys over to the device's switch* Any last words anda miserable little whore of a foal!?

SCOOTALOO: I should probably say that I find your eyes pretty.. But I don't. I really, really, don't.

RAINBOW: Ummm.. Okay. *pulls switch*
#1: eminem - KIM:
There's a certain part of eminem that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). eminem is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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It started with my 3 tahun old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The selanjutnya evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once lebih oleh his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder in his room, in order...
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#1:
MAN: Young man? anda trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else anda gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, anda know, but--that's for online--but, what are anda out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.


#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do anda not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!


#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
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posted by Canada24
"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do anda know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? anda got off the perahu and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....
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#1:
Why is canada a aman, brankas country?
"Cause the mighty king angsa gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my penyu, kura-kura against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this tahun for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer pertanyaan such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can anda get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are bayi ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in cinta with your dog?
"... anda need help"...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for cinta and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted oleh Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...
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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give anda insight -- I'll tampil anda what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 lebih detik your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard mencuri our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 atau 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..


#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in televisi shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...
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#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!


#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!


#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!


#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. anda know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.


#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!


#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!


#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!


#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...
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posted by Canada24
THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. anda 'deserved' something lebih special.. Don't anda feel honored, love?
Twilight: anda MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No lebih Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE anda have a family!...
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#1:
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"


#2:
Guy: What anda doing with it anyway?
Christian: anda know. It's probably one of those things anda SHOULDN'T ask about.


#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!


#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"


#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..


#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"


#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"


#8:
Jimmy: Why are anda holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.


#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"


#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!



#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where anda stand!
Till anda know that anda won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!



#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...
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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were diberikan powerful unicorns to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but anda can't just harvest...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked oleh me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no lebih than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...
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Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are anda sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. anda must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are anda any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....
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#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...











#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to cinta about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..


#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so populer on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..



#2: SMOSH:
I cinta these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid youtube stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has lebih than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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posted by Canada24
Everybody who touched atau held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from sinar, ray Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds oleh hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his boyfriend...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked oleh all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fan label Iron Will as a...
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It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..

But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.

So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..

It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden atau Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I cinta EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.

Either way.
Maybe anda guys have "different" opinions..

If so.
Say about it in your comments..