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STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I tampil how things COULD of gone.."


Our story begins when the young mare pelangi Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! anda made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok, you're here now. What's a few lebih minutes., I've been sooooo excited thinking about all fun stuff we're gonna do, I haven't stopped bouncing since I woke up. I mean, I almost forgot to breath I've been so happy.

RAINBOW: *Slightly uncomfortable chuckle*

PINKAMENA: anda ready to hear my plan than?

RAINBOW: As long as it has nothing to do with your obsession of Buffalo Bill and Leathureface

PINKAMENA: Oh don't worry.. *finally reveals herself, but wearing the dress, supposedly made out of victims* This is NOTHING to do with them.

RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.

PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly creepypasta idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.

RAINBOW: And whats that?

PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.

RAINBOW: Cupcakes?

PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!

RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't do baking. Remember last time..

PINKAMENA: But Dashie, I need ya. Your the special ingredient.

RAINBOW: What do anda mean oleh that?

PINKAMENA: *nervously* Nothing.

RAINBOW: Fine.. What excatly do anda need me to do?

PINKAMENA: That's the spirit. *hands her an, already prepared, cupcake* Eat this.

RAINBOW: What? I thought I was helping anda bake?

PINKAMENA: Think of it as a.. Tester.. Ya, let's go with that.

RAINBOW: Umm, okay. *takes cupcake*

PINKAMENA: Well? Eat it silly filly. Whatcha waiting for?

RAINBOW: *about to take bite, but than stops*

PINKAMENA: *secretly losing patience* What's wrong?

RAINBOW: This... This has WAY to strong a smell for a cupcake.. Pinkie. Did anda spill sleep drugs on it atau something?

PINKAMENA: *nervously* No, no, no.. Of coarse not.

RAINBOW: Prove it. Bite it.

PINKAMENA: Umm, okay.. *bites it* anda see, it's fi- (falls asleep).

*THE selanjutnya MORNING*

Pinkamena suddenly woken up, and realized how badly she messed up.

PINKAMENA: That's the last time I lesson to you! *reveals that she was talking to Twilight's smartypants doll*

*Sudden voice* Hello? Mrs Pinkie? anda in here!

PINKAMENA: Of coarse.. AppleBloom promised to meet me.. *evil grin* I still can use my 'other' plan.

Pinkamena ran over to the entrance of SugerCube's and met up with the cute little filly.

APPLEBLOOM: What is it anda need from me?

PINKAMENA: *reveals the cupcake she tired giving Rainbow* Well, firstly.. Can anda finish this for me. I'm stuffed.

APPLEBLOOM: What flavor is it?

PINKAMENA: What is your favorite?

APPLEBLOOM: Cherry.

PINKAMENA: Than that's what flavor it is.

APPLEBLOOM: Okay. *gobbles it up* Soo.. What now?

PINKAMENA: Now... anda sleep. *With that the unlucky filly soon felt very weak and clasped into a heavy sleep*.

When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of bones and flesh of past ponies. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several pony hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.

And if that weren't bad enough AppleBloom realized her hooves were chained against the wall.

APPLEBLOOM: Oh sweet Celestia.. Were the hell am I!?

PINKAMENA: *evilly* This is were I make my Cupcakes.

APPLEBLOOM: anda mean... No! I don't want to be a cupcake!

PINKAMENA: Relax... anda not going to be.. anda were always my favorite.. Your too good to be a cupcake.. Only reason I still chained anda up, is so anda don't run away, before I can make anda 'join me'.

APPLEBLOOM: Noo! I don't wanna! I'm not being a part of this!

PINKAMENA: Ya, anda say that 'now', but trust me, anda have it in ya. And I know JUST how to bring it out of anda *Brings in a dead body, and cut up particaler parts, while giving twisted jokes about it.. How ever, after an jam of this prograss, AppleBloom, must of lost of her mind, as those jokes suddenly seemed funny, very very funny*.

APPLEBLOOM: I think I am starting to get it know. *becoming lebih evil*.

PINKAMENA: Well than, only one lebih step..

APPLEBLOOM: What?

PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* anda must watch Silence of the Lambs until anda can behave like Hanibal Lector.

APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.

*SEVERAL DAYS LATER*

Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn't move. She couldn't see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the pony from the bakery appeared in front of her.

SILVER SPOON: Whats going on!?

PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!

SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?

PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out, *about to stab the filly.

APPLEBLOOM: Mrs Pinkie! What are anda doing!?

Silver Spoon feels relief.

APPLEBLOOM: anda berkata I could have this one.

Silver Spoon's relief instantly vanishes.

PINKAMENA: Oh, of coarse, I must of forgot.. *Hands AppleBloom the knife*.

APPLEBOOM: Okay dokey here we go.. *points pisau at Silver Spoon, menacingly* hey Silver Spoon.. Guess who's gonna be a blank flank!

Silver Spoon panicked and tired as much as possible to break free but couldn't.

APPLEBLOOM: *running over* I've come to collect a head! Hawhawhaw! *but suddenly AppleBloom tripped, and accidentally pushed the release button on the ground*

Silver Spoon, didn't hesitate to run as fast as her little legs could take her.

PINKAMENA: Grab her!

She and AppleBloom chase her, but Silver Spoon soon escapes.

PINKAMENA: (Angrily) FUCK!

APPLEBLOOM: *ashamed* Sorry, Mrs Pinkie.

PINKIE: It's alright.. anda wouldn't be the only one to mess up some how.. Anyway.. Want to hang out atau something?

APPLEBLOOM: *happily* Sure!



Story 2:

pelangi FACTORY:

"I have no hidden message to be proven from this. So it's lebih adult themed"


SCOOTALOO: *Who is in her late teen's now* Come on! Orion! We're be late for our final test!

Orion gave no response as he followed her, just gulped to himself.

SCOOTALOO: What's the matter, Orion? anda afraid of getting a dead end job on the snow line?

ORION: No.. It's just... I don't know. I don't think I can do this. What if I fail? What if I don't fail, but do just bad enough to still be disliked oleh everyone? I don't know if I can take being deported. Where do we even go, anyways?

SCOOTALOO: *gives friendly punch* That will never happen, we will NEVER fail..

*later*

SCOOTALOO: WE FAILED!

AURORA: *upsetly* Would anda stop fuckin reminding me!

SCOOTALOO: But I just don't understand.. We did directly what Derpy said.

AURORA: Well Derpy should go back to eating muffins, cause that was the WORST saran we were ever given.

*LATER AGAIN*

Scootaloo and her two friends were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even lebih can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

pelangi angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the * What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's pelangi Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS cinta you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your detik mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would anda three shut the hell up already!

SCOTALOO: *angrily stands up* Just cause we failed that stupid test, dosen't mean anda could treat us as shit!

UNNAMED DRIVER: I can treat anda however I want. anda hardly classify as 'Ponies' to Cloudsdale, atau any of Equestria for that matter. Now sit the fuck down and shut up until anda get to your destination.

Scotaloo, feeling hurt oleh this, sits down quitely.

ORION: Where are we being taken, anyways? Not like we can tell anyone now, and I'm sure as the deliverers, anda guys should know

UNNAMED DRIVER: Hell if I know. We hand this carriage off to ponies in suits, and we get a bagful of coins to keep quiet about the whole thing. It's how it's always been, for a thousand years.

AURORA: *gulping* That's about as comforting as worms in a acar jar..

SCOTALOO: Ya, th-.. Wait.. Worms in a acar jar?

AURORA: What of it?

SCOTALOO: That's the weirdest thing I ever heard in my life.

UNNAMED DRIVER: I'll have to agree with your jeruk, orange friend on that one.

ORION: Ya.. Who says that!?

AURORA: I don't know.. It just came to mind, okay.

UNNAMED GUARD: But WHY!?

AURORA: I really like pickles... Plus I actually saw such a thing once.

ORION: Serious?

AURORA: I opened the fridge, grabbed the pickles. And their they were, floating around. Like nobodies business.

UNNAMED GUARD: How the fuck would they even get in their!?

SCOTALOO: She lives in a fishing place. Shit like that happens quite a lot.

AURORA: Strangely I STILL like pickles.

UNNAMED GUARD: Speaking of witch.. Have any of anda ever tried pickles with kacang butter?

ALL THREE: No

UNNAMED GUARD: Well don't.. It's disgusting.

Awkward silence.

Suddenly they came to a stop, and three friends were forced out of the carriage and followed a large group of OTHER test failures, into a mysterious building.

*LATER*

SCOTALOO: This place... the architecture... it's all so familiar... I think we're in the weather factory!

ORION: That can't be right. We were traveling for way too long. We've got to be far away from Equestria now, not to mention the city.

AURORA: Actually, Scootaloo may be right... I noticed... it was maybe the same amount of time from when we left the coliseum to the place the carriage drivers swapped, that it was from the swap place to here. But... I don't know. I'm confused. Maybe that's just a coincidence.

SCOTALOO: Ya... Coincidence... Maybe.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE *revealing himself*: Welcome, mules... anda degenerates are probably wondering where exactly anda are. Stupid fillies. You're in Cloudsdale! The pelangi Facility, to be correct.

SCOTALOO: What's going on here? Do anda expect to use us as slaves? Because I'd rather be deported, thanks,

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Like anda failures have a choice. You'll be here for the rest of your lives! Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners? I am Dr. Atmosphere. My degree isn't a medical one, I shall reassure you, in case you're picturing some dreadful surgery going on behind the scenes. Strange how so many worthless pegasi get that idea. No, no, my degree is in engineering. I'm one of the Forecolts in this facility. I'm sure you've all had the tour of the lower factory, no?

SCOTALOO: What lower factory? *gets tazed oleh Factory worker standing behind her, making the poor thing cry in agony*

ORION: Hey! anda can't jus- *gets tazered* AHH anda MOTHERFU- *Gets tazed once again, at this point he was near tears, as Scotaloo helped him up*.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: In any case. *opens door* enter this room.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Quickly now! Quickly now! Before lebih 'encouragement' is needed.

The three frightenedly walk in

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Enjoy the rest of your pityful lives! *slams door*

*Later*

The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the puncak, atas of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely. Running even higher than the whole machine was a length of scaffolding, with doors on either side leading out of the room. Down on the floor, a small collection of defeated, crying ponies sat, chatting quietly.

SCOOTALOO: Those suits there, those are from that other flight school across town.

ORION: *Sadly* So... this is where all the failures go? Not deported, but forced to work forever?

Scootaloo placed a comforting hoof onto his shoulder.

SCOOTALOO: At least we don't have to go through it alone

Suddenly, there was a commotion in the group of ex-students. One pony from an unidentified school took off, headed towards one of the doors on the scaffolding. Immediately, two suited ponies launched at record speed and both clipped the fly-away with their tasers. The pony spasmed in air, and then dropped like a stone. With an audible crack as he landed, and a violent burst of twitching, all the other ponies walked back, staring horrified at their friend. They watched, hopefully, for a long time. He didn't move. Some cried softly, most others turned away, too far confused to feel any lebih emotions.

AURORA: Guess that opinion is out.

MASKED WORKER: oleh now, you've all clearly determined that anda are not going into exile. There is no deportation. There never was. anda are in The Factory. anda will never leave The Factory. And while anda may be called useless, that's also not entirely true. You're worthless to The Flock as a Pony. But anda still have purpose.. Purpose to all the ponies in this land, far and wide. anda get to help us make rainbows! Beautiful, magical rainbows, doesn't that excite you?

ORION: Making rainbows. That's not so bad.

MASKED WORKER: anda ARE the rainbows!

ORION: Wow.. That's so sweet of you.

All the scared ponies, brighten up for the moment, thinking this was just a compliment.

MASKED WORKER: NO! This isn't a compliment! It means your all going to DIE!

All the ponies instantly get scared again.

PONY: WHAT!?

MASKED WORKER: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were diberikan powerful unicorns to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but anda can't just harvest it. anda can never separate color from an object. So it was made artificially with magic... That is, until our puncak, atas engineers made a breakthrough. They discovered an ingenious way to extract pigment, and it was so beautiful even a simple machine could do it. But it couldn't be done with just anything. The conditions had to be right.

berwarna merah muda, merah muda PONY: What did those horrible ponies do!?

The masked worker removes the mask, revealing, to everyone's shock, to be pelangi Dash.

All the ponies began whispering to each other, saying 'is that pelangi Dash?' and stuff like that, to each other.

SCOTALOO: Dashie!?

ORION: Swag

RAINBOW: It had to be live ponies! Only in ponies, where magic and Spectra ran freely together!" pelangi Dash threw her head back and laughed maniacally. "Only then could the Spectra be separated! And it was such a beautiful idea, such a wonderfully horrible idea. It worked so well; we could create exponentially lebih rainbows, of better quality with real Spectra. And it finally gave us a way to prevent Cloudsdale from being tainted oleh all those horrible pegasus which couldn't fly! Ahahahah! *begins laughing uncontrollably*

Scootaloo couldn't take it anymore.

SCOOTALOO: I THOUGHT anda LOVED ME!

pelangi stopped her laughter and looked at the angry Pegasus.

SCOOTALOO: I can't believe after all these years, your just going to let me fuckin die! *tearing up* I thought I was your little Scoot!?

RAINBOW: anda WERE my little Scoot.. I DID cinta you... I tried so hard for you! I taught anda everything I knew, in hopes anda would pass your test! anda had it in you, kid! I knew... I knew what they did here. Ever since I performed that Sonic Rainboom, and they approached me. I promised them to help the tradition of turning ponies into rainbows.

SCOOTALOO: anda did?

RAINBOW: Something like that.

(FLASHBACK:

pelangi Dash flies into the factory after being hired for the job.

OLD MANAGER: Alright ma'am. I'm leaving everything to you.

RAINBOW: Alright. I'll turn worthless test failures into rainbows, like in tradition.

OLD MANGER: NO! We don't do that anymore... Seriously. anda can't turn them into rainbows.

RAINBOW: *as if feeling challanged* FUCK anda I CAN'T TURN THEM INTO RAINBOWS!

PRESENT TIME:)

RAINBOW: But in any case.I tried, alright! It was up to anda to save yourself! anda didn't just fail yourself. anda didn't just fail Cloudsdale. anda failed me! And that's the worst thing anda could have done. anda aren't just dead to Cloudsdale, now. *screaming* You're dead to me! I FUCKIN HATE YOU! *punches Scootaloo in the face, in anger, and Aurora and Orion catch her, as she tries as hard as she can not to burst into tears in front of everyone*

Seeing the hit, and harshness of Rainbow's words, made everyone gasp, mostly in sorrow for Scootaloo.

RAINBOW: *angrily* I HATE anda SCOOTALOO! YOUR FUCKIN NOTHING!

Scootaloo finally breaks down.

SCOOTALOO: I.. I can't believe it! pelangi Dash is going to kill me.. ME! Her little Scoot!

ORION: Well what do anda expect from Ashleigh Ball

RAINBOW: What did anda say!

ORION: I'm sorry. I was just never a fan of her..

RAINBOW: Screw you!.. Guards!.. Him first!

ORION: WHAT!? *being dragged to and strapped onto the pegasus device* It was just a comment. Can't a man have an opinion!?

RAINBOW: Get ready to die!

ORION: Oh I cinta that song.

RAINBOW: Don't we all. *turns on Pegasus device*

Orion began feeling intense pain all over, making him give high pitched female screams.

RAINBOW: *too other ponies watching in horror* We find it works best when the ribs are broken

The divice began painfully smashing Orion's ribcages.

ORION: I'm not saying I LIKE pain! But I'm saying I DON'T either!

Scootaloo watched in horror, with her jeruk, orange hooves over her shocked mouth.

RAINBOW: *off view* lebih power!

Orion containues screaming the whole way through.

AURORA: *Approaches Scootaloo who still had her hooves covering mough* I'm sure this is just a big prank. And that Orion is just playing along and is still in one piece.

RAINBOW: *off view* NO! THAT'S TOO MUCH POWER!

For a unknown reason, Orion suddenly exploded and blood splattered all over, certain amounts landing on Scootaloo who screamed horribly at the sight.

AURORA: atau pieces.

SCOOTALOO: *sobbing* OH GOD! ORION!

AURORA: Well we always agreed he had a 'broken personality' *nervous laugh*

Scootaloo contained crying.

SCOOTALOO: We're all going to die! Just like Orion!

AURORA: No were not.. I gotta plan. (whispers something to Scootaloo).

SCOOTALOO: Are anda sure it'll work?

AURORA: Yes. It's just like the test.. Clear, fly, fall, complete

SCOOTALOO: But we failed that test!

AURORA: Well it's worth a try anyway.

SCOOTALOO: *repeats loud enough so the rest of the frightened victims could follow along with the plan* Clear! Fly! Fall! Complete!

BOTH: One.. two.. THREE!

A collective shout reverberated around the room, as every filly that could actually fly took off. The suited ponies gasped and fell back, unsure of where to go. There was too much confusion. A few of the faster thinking ones took off as well, tasers at the ready, aiming at the closest pegasus they could take.

RAINBOW: STOP THEM!

FACTORY WORKER: What dose it look like were doing ma'am!

AURORA: Oh god, what do we do now!?

SCOOTALOO: We're still on clear.

Aurora followed her, focusing the brunt of her blows on the part of the dinding where the latch would be. pelangi Dash, on the other side of the scaffolding, recovered from her initial shock of the rebellion, and noticed Scootaloo pounding on the door.

She started to gallop towards the fillies, forgetting her wings momentarily. Scootaloo closed her eyes, pounding harder and harder on the door. It started to creak and splinter. Any detik now, she thought, pelangi Dash will get here. It's over. I'm doomed. She would have cried, but there were no lebih tears left. But nothing came. The door started to membagi, split from its frame, now, leaning inward. It wouldn't be long until it was open. She opened her clenched eyes, peeking up at the scaffolding. All the remaining ponies were there, pressing together, holding the enraged blue Pegasus and her cronies back.

RAINBOW: LET GO OF ME! anda UGLY FUCKS!

They wouldn't last long, however- even as Scootaloo watched, twitching and yelping ponies were falling to the floor below, some even landing in the great maw of the Spectra machine. The berwarna merah muda, merah muda pony from Levitating Acres was there, and she turned to Scootaloo and Aurora, just as the door blew back into the hall behind.

berwarna merah muda, merah muda PONY: Fly!

She opened her mouth to speak again, but was cut short as the pile of Pegasus blew apart, with pelangi Dash standing enraged in the opening. She was on her two back hooves, her front two rolling in the air. A small gash down her side leaked red and her multicolored mane was torn in a patch. An unearthly howl passed her lips, and her rose eyes were drained of any sanity that was left.

SCOOTALOO: Come on Aurora! We got to get the hell outta here!

AURORA: No.. I'll slow Dash down.. anda go, Scootaloo. Tell everyone what happens here. Let them know.

SCOOTALOO: Bu-

AURORA: *hugs Scootaloo* Good bye.. Friend.. I barely knew ya.

SCOOTALOO: *hugging back, enjoying the brief but happy moment* Goodbye Aurura. I cinta you.

AURORA: Don't gay it up *they both chuckle, best they could*

pelangi Dash, still enraged, started towards them.

AURORA: GO!

Scootaloo soon escaped. But as for Aurora, she was tackled oleh the crazed pelangi Dash.

RAINBOW: How cute. anda think that you, a useless, broken pile of manure could possible stand in my way? anda really make me laugh! None of anda can compete with the awesome power I have! *laughs* Swag!

AURORA: cinta could concur all evil's of the world..

RAINBOW: Well than bitch! Lets see cinta concur THIS!

With that pelangi Dash violantly ripped off one of Aurora's wings, as she screamed horribly.

RAINBOW: Hurts! Don't it!

Aurora, still stood bravely, not giving the twisted mare the pleasure.

pelangi grabbed her other wing, and dragged her kicking and moaning down to the center of the scaffolding. She lifted Aurora up oleh the wing, laughing quietly to herself as the look of intense agony appeared on Aurora's face. pelangi Dash took to the air, bringing the squirming yellow and green pony with her, over puncak, atas of the machine. With a squeak of evil laughter, she jerked at the wing in her hoof. It, too, disconnected from the now convulsing pegasus, and Aurora fell.

She landed head first. The door on the scaffolding closed with agust of wind, just as the machine began pumping out the brightest greens and yellows it had ever produced. And there was no one around to see it.

Scootaloo was still trying to escape, as fast as her wings could take her.

RAINBOW: *charging after her* Heeeeerrre's DASH!

Scootaloo, now even lebih scared, went even faster, but eventually she got stuck on the roof of the factory.

RAINBOW: anda moron, never had much of a since of direction did ya!?

pelangi kicked the poor girl back into the theater, and a bunch of factory workers stapped her against the pegasus device, but left the 'honors' the pelangi Dash.

RAINBOW: Too bad it had to end this way kid. We could of been partners anda and I, owning the factory. As sisters...
Y,know. It doesn't have to be as sisters, it can be just as, anda know, as two really close ponies who just happen to be both mare's. anda know, just, two good-looking mare's sharing a cramped office running the factory together, anda know. It's not like we get payed though, most don't even know this places exists, and the rest of the money gose to keeping those driver quite about it all. But it's okay. We're just there. Like in temblr, Just there, just working the factory together, just, just trying to get the job done y,know? Maybe we, maybe we 'do it' occasionally but it's not weird, it's not like we would have anyone else to 'do it' with, most of them would always be dead. So their would be only be one way settle our 'needs', anda know? Cause we're just, two mares with raging goals anda know? I mean it's not even about the 'doing it' part, but that's a part of it, but it's not-it's not the whole thing.

SCOOTALOO: NO! I'd rather die!

RAINBOW: Well. That could be arranged. *flys over to the device's switch* Any last words anda miserable little whore of a foal!?

SCOOTALOO: I should probably say that I find your eyes pretty.. But I don't. I really, really, don't.

RAINBOW: Ummm.. Okay. *pulls switch*
Well.. Decided to do my reviews on mondays for now..

Guess I got my wish of something "interesting" happening.
Reminds me why I decided to keep with this show, despite how boring it started getting..

Weird how Johan's sister goes from annoying, to a cool character (kinda hot as far as kartun go).
Weird how to those people, any pretty girl, means she must be a hooker atau something.. But hey, this a girl who kept a gun in a very "interesting" spot.
I mean.. What if she's having sex, and forgot the gun there..
JonTron: TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

I have feeling she's gonna die though.
Wind kinda...
continue reading...
#1: HARRY POTTER SPOOF:
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..


#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most populer story.
And not even my best work. It's just me tampilkan off my cinta of Spike at the time, and tampilkan SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..


#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..


#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..


#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
Farcry 3 should be a movie.

I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.

But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.

Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.

But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..

This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.
posted by Canada24
#1: THEY HAVE OUR BACK:
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..


#2: BANDS:
They have metallica and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..


#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..


#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..


#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..


#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest youtube guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..


#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..


#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..


#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.


#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..
posted by Canada24
Sense Eric is my is my new favourite Jimmy Tatro character. I decided to have a marathon of him, and looked up every video featuring him.. (sorry if I left out some, Eric is a HUGE character)..

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Dubstep

THAT drunk girl (small appearance)

Types of Drunks (the Pros)

Squad brunch

Why white dudes shouldn't rap (one of his funniest ones)

The translator

The intervention

Avengers gone wrong

Superman is our roommate

Who do anda know here

The impressionist

Cribs: Breakup Edition

The fantasi Draft

March Sadness (one of the voices)

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#1: THE BOOGEYMAN - VINCENT VEVA CAVA:
I diposting this story all over fan pop, so we all know it.
* Little boy keeping parents up at night.
* Mystery lady in closet takes little boy.
* Little boy is secretly replaced oleh large, morphing, Maggot..


#2: THEY PUSHED HER:
it was meant to just be a prank, but they are shocked to realize that they accidently killed the poor girl.
Anyway, due to being a creepypasta, obviously Carmen's ghost returns to haunt them.
The girls began getting mysterious e mails saying "they pushed her" and it never says who it's from.
It reminds me of the Simpsons halloween episode,...
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posted by Canada24
SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

ON ROAD:

Packie: hey Niko.. Dash.. Glad anda two could make it.

Dash: Of coarse... So Gracie.. Remember me?

Gracie: (gagged) Yes anda tit-less slut.. HOPE anda DIE!

Dash: Yes.. We shared some good times didn't we?

Gracie: (gagged) I'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!

Packie: Gracie, watch your mouth. Lucia is a good friend of mine. Don't say that about her.

Gracie: (gagged) Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Packie: Gracie, you're sweet. I know I'm too good for her, but sometimes a guy has got to hang out with lowlifes like Dashie here.. She's got his her uses.

Gracie: (gagged) I'll give you...
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posted by Canada24
SEVERAL DAYS LATER

"So where we going?" Niko asked.

"I got this meeting over on Joliet Street. There's a senapan up on the roof of the place selanjutnya door. anda need to go up there and make sure nothing goes wrong" Packie said, as he and Niko were meeting for the first time.

"I suppose I can handle that" Niko insisted.

"Great.. Though this isn't MY deal.. It's someone else's.. who owes Elizabeta a little bit of money... I'm suppose watching over the person, same way your watching 'me'.. Your my guardian angel, boy" Packie said.

"If anda and this stranger don't trust these guys you're doing the deal with,...
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posted by Canada24
CURRENT AGE: 29.. (25 during GTA 4).

PREFERED WEAPON: (shotguns, pistols).

BACKGROUND:
It's unknown what officially caused the death of her family, but she mentions her unnamed sister died of cancel.
And Packie and Maureen are the only family she has left, even though they obviously aren't related.
It's never FULLY mentioned, how she found Packie in the first place..


APPEARENCE:
Usually described as an very attractive girl.
But also a bit of a short one.
Along with long brunette hair, rosy eyes (kinda similar to pelangi Dash from my little pony).


PERSONALITY
Dash isn't your typical GIRLY girl.
She's...
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video
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms jalan, street spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced oleh his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting bored oleh how long he's taking to kill him.,
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using kutipan from other film (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead...
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#1: METALLICA:
I literary grew up lessoning to these guys, I never saw them live, but probably will never need to.

#2: THREE DAYS GRACE:
Again.
I grew up with these guys.
And even have an autographed picture of them.
And, on lebih then one occasion, I use them in school projects.

#3: NICELBACK:
All the same as berkata for Three days grace.
Accept the autographed picture part.

#4: EMINEM:
Ever sense 8 mile he became all I ever lesson too.

#5: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
It's kinda hard to explain, but my foundness of them goes from WAY back. Not even sure how long, but I know it was at least 4 atau 5 years.

#6: DISTURBED:...
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posted by Canada24
#1: Dragonowitiz:
For those who don't know. This is my name for Pony.Mov Spike. Based on the characters last name.. Anyway. There are lots of reasons he's on here.. Can't name any at the moment though..

#2: Alucard Abridged:

#3: Jan Valentine, both version:
He is every bad thing anda can think of. But he's also hilarious. And a good villain..

#4: Abridged Anderson:

#5: SwagDash:
Total bitch, and she would take this as an compliment.. But still.. SWAG!! She says SWAG!!

#6: Shydale:
My name for Pony.mov Fluttershy. Again based on the last name.. She murders without remorse, but she still has that...
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#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should anda be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now anda must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.


This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting binatang to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did anda find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a pohon stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. anda look very adorable. I gotta take anda to meet some friends.

So she walks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: The owner of the copyright in this fan fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this fan fiction including any copying, reproduction atau performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this fan fiction.

Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the pelangi department...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two kuda with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely oleh their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful hari in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have anda done?
Pete: You're still going...
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posted by Canada24
Sense we all cinta movies, and I was diberikan the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique daftar for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..



#6: HE CAN'T DIE:


Some of his lebih serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic foto of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..



#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...
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