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    “That was a very naughty thing anda did, Guinevere,” Arthur purrs in her ear in the taxi home.
    “Whatever are anda talking about, Arthur?” she asks innocently, placing her hand on his thigh, not so innocently rubbing it with her palm.
    “Telling me during dessert that anda aren’t wearing any knickers,” he whispers in her ear, his tongue snaking out to flick at it, nibbling lightly.
    Gwen just giggles, and he moves lower to ciuman her neck and down to that bare shoulder. “Are you...

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    Arthur strolls casually and somewhat cautiously up to the doors of the childcare center Friday morning. Some of the children are arriving and he is being subject to all kinds of scrutiny from parents and children alike, but he tries to ignore it.
    Guinevere was right to make me wear a plain t-shirt today, he thinks, chuckling over what these nice parents would think if he was wearing his Sex Pistols shirt.
    He enters and looks around. A young lady approaches him warily. “Can I help you… sir?”
    “Yes,...