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So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say sepakbola is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where anda play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the fun of it. And if you’re wondering why I’m talking about this shit in a Tony Hawk game, it’s because Tony Hawk’s Underground actually has a story mode. And it’s pretty good. Well, not amazing, but I cinta going through it a hundred times for the fun of it. anda gotta run from drug dealers, travel to Florida, and then, gabung a skating team in the hopes of going to San Diego, Hawaii, Vancouver, and Moscow just so anda can have a chance at getting a career in skateboarding. One of the features that Underground introduces, aside from a story mode, is that anda can now jump off your skateboard and explore the map. Sure, there isn’t much, but I really loved going through the levels in this game when I was kid, like the dirty dumpers of New Jersey. Wow, they got every detail of Jersey. All it needs is a thousand freeways, and it’ll be perfect. But seriously, the real mechanic for getting off your board is to continue your combos. If you’re scared of cracking your skull, just get off your board to land on your feet. A timer will appear as soon as anda do. anda gotta do a trick in that amount of time to keep your combo going. When it comes to missions where anda gotta get a high combo, this mechanic can destroy the competition if anda know what anda are doing. This game was just a childhood favorit of mine and my brothers. We would always go through the story, try and fail to do crazy tricks, run down the homeless for fun, good times. I actually remember this game interesting me in skateboarding, and the end result was that I broke my foot and decided, “No thanks, I’ll just stick with the video games”. And the story was real good, for a first time in a Tony Hawk game. A lot of good humor, a lot of interesting moment, and Eric Sparrow, one of my most hated childhood characters. Seriously, fuck you, Sparrow. And then there’s the amount of creation in this game. Skyrim is fun, but man, what a pisspoor character creator. And then anda got Tony Hawk’s Underground, with a ton of faces, heights, clothes, and hair styles, the ability to create your own skateboard desain and anda can create a whole sepatu luncur, skate park, which will lebih than likely be covered in spikes, cause fuck it. Sure, the character model for your character can look… disgusting, but that aside, it’s amazing the amount of items anda can use on your character, and it makes anda want to replay it some more. I remember my brother filling an entire memory card on our Gamecube with created characters.
Tony Hawk Underground just gives me so many fond childhood memories and I cinta it. There is only other game that gives me a ton of childhood memories, but we’ll get to that later. For the time being, Underground is a true classic from my childhood that I cinta dearly, and it was considered oleh Neversoft to be their best game. And I agree. It may not be as perfect as Pro Skater 3, but to me, it’s the best kind of game in the franchise.
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Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: anda overslept again. Were anda too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want anda to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...
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It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the daftar for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made gitar Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, anda know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some acak Pokemon in the rumput atau something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, anda looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at anda like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge anda to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing anime that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That anime is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an anime that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down oleh the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired oleh the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James gagak was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed oleh one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take anda to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t anda cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t anda squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold anda firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
anda weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white mobil van, van with permen in the back
Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And oleh treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a peluru, cartridge lying on the meja written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, berkata Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...
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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. anda live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When anda look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, anda see, I have this aman, brankas here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, anda just have this big pantat, keledai aman, brankas lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of anda outside the city, anda better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With anda assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a puncak, atas ten favorit anime list, I should do a puncak, atas ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst anime I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let anda guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an anime that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: anda know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... london and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground atau in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If anda don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case anda couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors anda need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people anda wouldn’t want to run into in real life and anda definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...
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Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the fan tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. anda don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...
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After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my favorit RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with anda all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. anda may...
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Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole daftar about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, atau just secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that anda feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way atau another I find disgusting, immature sex atau rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... anda see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, lebih condensed reviews but anda get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, atau didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out oleh saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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