White House Reminds Nation That Permission Slips To Eat A Hot Dog On July 4th Are Due oleh Friday 

Any citizens caught consuming hotdogs on Independence hari without approval will be detained oleh authorities until the fireworks are over and there's only cold potato salad left. Babylon Bee, May 2021.
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