In this fanfic, Duncan is making a video to tampil to all of the slash fan explaining why he doesn't like Harold...
WARNING: This contains slash, as in a boy/boy pairing. DuncanxHarold. Don't like it, don't read it.
Genre: Humor/Romance
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The video flashes on, revealing Duncan sitting at a chair in a room that's painted mostly black and green. He's glaring at the camera when he begins to speak.
Okay, so I've been going on fansites recently. Yeah, that's right-- fanfiction.com atau fanpop.net atau whatever the hell it's called. DevilArt and all that crap. I was grounded (again) for setting api to the trash in the garbage can (again) so I had nothing to do. What? I was told to take it out, and I got rid of it. As long as it's gone, who cares what I did to it?
Point is, I snuck on my bratty little sister's laptop and looked up the websites she was visiting. A bunch of anda people-- fangirls-- were whining about how I dumped Courtney. Some other chicks were all happy 'cause I'm with Gwen. anda people talk about me a lot. It's kind of creepy. Every two detik someone calls me a jack pantat, keledai atau 'super hawt'. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah.
So I go on and I look for people who aren't talking about me and Courtney atau Gwen. And anda know what I find? DuncanxHarold.
WHAT. THE. HELL. Seriously, are anda people insane? You've been watching Izzy too much! You've all gone totally psycho-crazy if anda think I like Harold. I'd rather be with Heather! At least she's hot... And a chick. But since I know a bunch of anda 'slashers' atau whatever you're called are gonna think I'm lying, I've made this: five reasons that I DON'T like Harold McGrady.
1. He's a dork!
anda think that a punk and a dork can get together? No! He's all about science and grades and crap. The most scientific thing I've done this week is spell the word 'scientific' correctly just now. And even then I used the spell check! Yeah, he's smart atau whatever, but... I don't like smart people. Just because Gwen and Courtney are smart doesn't mean that it's something I look for... Because it's NOT.
2. Harold's annoying as hell!
Every two detik he says something about some old person who no one knows. I hate that! And I swear, the selanjutnya time I here him say "Gosh!" I'm going to drown him in the ocean. How come in all your stupid fanfiction anda make it look like I think that's "cute"? I don't! Yeah, I smile whenever he says it, but... but... That's only because I like it when he's miserable!
3. He likes LeShawna!
Harold, for whatever reason, likes that ghetto puding monster. Which means that we aren't dating. Okay, maybe this point is lebih about how Harold doesn't like me. I don't care, it's all the same. He doesn't like me, he's crushing on that fat traitor. Done deal. What? I'm not jealous atau anything! I just hate LeShawna. That's all.
4. He's ugly!
Harold is skinny, boney, and has freckles. Courtney's make her kind of hot, but that's totally different because she's a chick. I don't think that Harold's freckles are cute... I really don't. And for those of anda who think that he's "cute in a dorky way," you're insane. He's hideous. Not cute. Nope.
5. I'm not gay!
I like girls, okay? I've made out with Courtney and Gwen. I've been to juvie, for God's sake! No one who's been to prison is gay! Well, except for Chef maybe, but he wears dresses so that doesn't count. What I'm trying to say is this: even if I did secretly think that Harold is cute, smart, and funny, I'm straight. Besides, he's all about LeFugly, so he clearly doesn't like me... But I don't care.
Okay. Maybe I care a little, but that doesn't mean anything because I still like girls... Most of the time. Wait, what? Oh, crap, how do anda erase the tape?
Duncan messes with the camera a little, but it just moves around and gets staticy. anda can faintly hear him saying, "Why am I doing this live, damnit?" before the video comes back on. He rolls his eyes.
Ah, f**k it. anda all get the point. And don't start off with that "You're obviously bi" banteng crap. I get enough of that from my stupid sister, I don't need it from you. Even though it might be tr... Wait, no, it's not true. Because I don't like Harold.
Well, not that much.
God, I hope Gwen never sees this video.
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WARNING: This contains slash, as in a boy/boy pairing. DuncanxHarold. Don't like it, don't read it.
Genre: Humor/Romance
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The video flashes on, revealing Duncan sitting at a chair in a room that's painted mostly black and green. He's glaring at the camera when he begins to speak.
Okay, so I've been going on fansites recently. Yeah, that's right-- fanfiction.com atau fanpop.net atau whatever the hell it's called. DevilArt and all that crap. I was grounded (again) for setting api to the trash in the garbage can (again) so I had nothing to do. What? I was told to take it out, and I got rid of it. As long as it's gone, who cares what I did to it?
Point is, I snuck on my bratty little sister's laptop and looked up the websites she was visiting. A bunch of anda people-- fangirls-- were whining about how I dumped Courtney. Some other chicks were all happy 'cause I'm with Gwen. anda people talk about me a lot. It's kind of creepy. Every two detik someone calls me a jack pantat, keledai atau 'super hawt'. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah.
So I go on and I look for people who aren't talking about me and Courtney atau Gwen. And anda know what I find? DuncanxHarold.
WHAT. THE. HELL. Seriously, are anda people insane? You've been watching Izzy too much! You've all gone totally psycho-crazy if anda think I like Harold. I'd rather be with Heather! At least she's hot... And a chick. But since I know a bunch of anda 'slashers' atau whatever you're called are gonna think I'm lying, I've made this: five reasons that I DON'T like Harold McGrady.
1. He's a dork!
anda think that a punk and a dork can get together? No! He's all about science and grades and crap. The most scientific thing I've done this week is spell the word 'scientific' correctly just now. And even then I used the spell check! Yeah, he's smart atau whatever, but... I don't like smart people. Just because Gwen and Courtney are smart doesn't mean that it's something I look for... Because it's NOT.
2. Harold's annoying as hell!
Every two detik he says something about some old person who no one knows. I hate that! And I swear, the selanjutnya time I here him say "Gosh!" I'm going to drown him in the ocean. How come in all your stupid fanfiction anda make it look like I think that's "cute"? I don't! Yeah, I smile whenever he says it, but... but... That's only because I like it when he's miserable!
3. He likes LeShawna!
Harold, for whatever reason, likes that ghetto puding monster. Which means that we aren't dating. Okay, maybe this point is lebih about how Harold doesn't like me. I don't care, it's all the same. He doesn't like me, he's crushing on that fat traitor. Done deal. What? I'm not jealous atau anything! I just hate LeShawna. That's all.
4. He's ugly!
Harold is skinny, boney, and has freckles. Courtney's make her kind of hot, but that's totally different because she's a chick. I don't think that Harold's freckles are cute... I really don't. And for those of anda who think that he's "cute in a dorky way," you're insane. He's hideous. Not cute. Nope.
5. I'm not gay!
I like girls, okay? I've made out with Courtney and Gwen. I've been to juvie, for God's sake! No one who's been to prison is gay! Well, except for Chef maybe, but he wears dresses so that doesn't count. What I'm trying to say is this: even if I did secretly think that Harold is cute, smart, and funny, I'm straight. Besides, he's all about LeFugly, so he clearly doesn't like me... But I don't care.
Okay. Maybe I care a little, but that doesn't mean anything because I still like girls... Most of the time. Wait, what? Oh, crap, how do anda erase the tape?
Duncan messes with the camera a little, but it just moves around and gets staticy. anda can faintly hear him saying, "Why am I doing this live, damnit?" before the video comes back on. He rolls his eyes.
Ah, f**k it. anda all get the point. And don't start off with that "You're obviously bi" banteng crap. I get enough of that from my stupid sister, I don't need it from you. Even though it might be tr... Wait, no, it's not true. Because I don't like Harold.
Well, not that much.
God, I hope Gwen never sees this video.
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Courtney
Gwen
Heather
Izzy
Eva
Beth
Harold
Noah
Trent
Yurie
Yumi
Sumer
Brianna
Daisy
Andrea
Brooke
Donna
Anaciapari
Nelly
Lauren
Karen
Jacki
Brittnay
Geena
Rikki
Andi
Lisa
Ronnie (half)
JG
And more...
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To all the rest of us not on this list, we are thankful. Duncan has many loves, and fortunatley, we aren't any of them. And we are thankfull for that.
THIS artikel IS NOTHING OFFENDING THE DUNCAN FANGIRLS, I WAS JUST BORED SO I MADE IT
Gwen
Heather
Izzy
Eva
Beth
Harold
Noah
Trent
Yurie
Yumi
Sumer
Brianna
Daisy
Andrea
Brooke
Donna
Anaciapari
Nelly
Lauren
Karen
Jacki
Brittnay
Geena
Rikki
Andi
Lisa
Ronnie (half)
JG
And more...
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To all the rest of us not on this list, we are thankful. Duncan has many loves, and fortunatley, we aren't any of them. And we are thankfull for that.
THIS artikel IS NOTHING OFFENDING THE DUNCAN FANGIRLS, I WAS JUST BORED SO I MADE IT
I have many ideas but which couple should I write about:
DuncanxGwen
TrentxLindsay
JustinxHeather {Just Putting for laughs}
atau do anda have any other ideas.
If so and anda don't have time to write a fake couple tell me it.I might as well just go look at the pics and wait for your responses.Uhhhh It berkata I have to right longer so heres a line from Izzy at 1st Season::
LALALALA
FISHCAKES
LALALALLA
IMALIAR
LALLALA
Trent:Okaay?
ikan CAKES RULE (what ever they are actually)
WELL GIVE ME OPINNION NOW!
Your being to harsh anda can tell me your opinion.
NOOO TELL ME
Dont trust him..
I HEARD THAT
DuncanxGwen
TrentxLindsay
JustinxHeather {Just Putting for laughs}
atau do anda have any other ideas.
If so and anda don't have time to write a fake couple tell me it.I might as well just go look at the pics and wait for your responses.Uhhhh It berkata I have to right longer so heres a line from Izzy at 1st Season::
LALALALA
FISHCAKES
LALALALLA
IMALIAR
LALLALA
Trent:Okaay?
ikan CAKES RULE (what ever they are actually)
WELL GIVE ME OPINNION NOW!
Your being to harsh anda can tell me your opinion.
NOOO TELL ME
Dont trust him..
I HEARD THAT