I'm so bored of waiting for chocopockyninja to fucking IM me .3. So I made this. Enjoy, if anda can xD
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*applause*
Me: *siting comfortably in a chair, folding hands on lap upon a stage* Good evening, everyone. Today I have with me one of my lebih populer OC's, Sofie.
*applause*
Sofie: *walks on stage like a pimp and sits in a chair across from me* 'sup.
Me: ._. ...I understand anda have had a busy schedule lately. Thank anda for making time to be on the show.
Sofie: Yeah, seriously. anda took me away from my kid for this? *knocks over a glass of water on table*
Me: anda have a child? o_o;;
Sofie: Oh, don't act like anda don't know. Alois Trancy, remember?
Me: I don't recall anda ever actually giving birth to him, therefore he cannot be your legitimate offspr--
Sofie: LIES!! *flips meja over*
Me: *continues to sit quietly* ... *adjusts glasses* News is anda have a "team". Mind telling us about that?
Sofie: *sits down again and crosses legs like a slut xD* Well, Betty--
Me: It's Lolly.
Sofie: Haha, yeah, STFU. Anyway, my team is Team S.A.G.S.
Me: Team.. Sags? .__.;;
Sofie: Yeah. Sofie, Alois, Grell and Sebas-chan -w-
Me: I don't quite understand.
Sofie: We're an organization of sexy trannies. Okay? How can anda not grasp that? Damn, you're slow. And was that tiny glass of water all anda have to offer, anda chubby little ginger? Where are the cookies!? The Kool-Aid!? THE POCKY!!??
Me: There is none.
Sofie: anda have a problem. A HUUGEEEE problem. You. Me. Doctor. Later.
Me: ...Anyhow, what about your relationships? Are anda interested in any of my other OCs?
Sofie: What do anda mean, "other OCs"? anda barely have any, and only one boy.
Me: Ami? o_o;;
Sofie: No, dipshit, Tuberculosis. YES AMI.
Me: Is there something anda don't like about him?
Sofie: anda kidding? -w- He's totally hot. But he doesn't seem to like me.
Me: You? Oh, I wonder why >_>;;
Sofie: Oh, tell me about it! I'm sweet, amazing, funny, sociable, talented-- *gropes self xD* --LOOK AT THESE THINGS! I'M FLAWLESS!
Me: Actually, I created anda with many flaws. For one, anda cannot cook.
Sofie: WHAT!? DD<
Me: atau sing.
Sofie: LIES!!
Me: atau dance.
Sofie: anda SHITTING WITH ME?
Me: ...Or resist children.
Sofie: THAT IS SO-- okay besides that...
Me: ._.
Sofie: S-seriously? TT__TT I have a bunch of flaws!? But I want to be perfect!
Me: What about Buddy? I think he likes anda the way anda ar--
Sofie: Oooo, Buddy? Oh yeah, I'd tap that aaalll~ night >8D
Me: /// I'd rather anda didn't bring that up at a time like--
Sofie: *looks down at phone* HOLD UP. ...You know what, fuck you, fuck your water, fuck your audience; my son just pissed on the carpet back at home. Where's the nearest McDonalds?
Me: Eh.. it's just a few miles south of the station.
Sofie: *stands up and shoves phone in pocket* Bye bitch. *exits like a BOSS*
*crickets*
Me: ...Next time on the Lolly4me2 Files, Eiko Usagi. Goodnight.
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*applause*
Me: *siting comfortably in a chair, folding hands on lap upon a stage* Good evening, everyone. Today I have with me one of my lebih populer OC's, Sofie.
*applause*
Sofie: *walks on stage like a pimp and sits in a chair across from me* 'sup.
Me: ._. ...I understand anda have had a busy schedule lately. Thank anda for making time to be on the show.
Sofie: Yeah, seriously. anda took me away from my kid for this? *knocks over a glass of water on table*
Me: anda have a child? o_o;;
Sofie: Oh, don't act like anda don't know. Alois Trancy, remember?
Me: I don't recall anda ever actually giving birth to him, therefore he cannot be your legitimate offspr--
Sofie: LIES!! *flips meja over*
Me: *continues to sit quietly* ... *adjusts glasses* News is anda have a "team". Mind telling us about that?
Sofie: *sits down again and crosses legs like a slut xD* Well, Betty--
Me: It's Lolly.
Sofie: Haha, yeah, STFU. Anyway, my team is Team S.A.G.S.
Me: Team.. Sags? .__.;;
Sofie: Yeah. Sofie, Alois, Grell and Sebas-chan -w-
Me: I don't quite understand.
Sofie: We're an organization of sexy trannies. Okay? How can anda not grasp that? Damn, you're slow. And was that tiny glass of water all anda have to offer, anda chubby little ginger? Where are the cookies!? The Kool-Aid!? THE POCKY!!??
Me: There is none.
Sofie: anda have a problem. A HUUGEEEE problem. You. Me. Doctor. Later.
Me: ...Anyhow, what about your relationships? Are anda interested in any of my other OCs?
Sofie: What do anda mean, "other OCs"? anda barely have any, and only one boy.
Me: Ami? o_o;;
Sofie: No, dipshit, Tuberculosis. YES AMI.
Me: Is there something anda don't like about him?
Sofie: anda kidding? -w- He's totally hot. But he doesn't seem to like me.
Me: You? Oh, I wonder why >_>;;
Sofie: Oh, tell me about it! I'm sweet, amazing, funny, sociable, talented-- *gropes self xD* --LOOK AT THESE THINGS! I'M FLAWLESS!
Me: Actually, I created anda with many flaws. For one, anda cannot cook.
Sofie: WHAT!? DD<
Me: atau sing.
Sofie: LIES!!
Me: atau dance.
Sofie: anda SHITTING WITH ME?
Me: ...Or resist children.
Sofie: THAT IS SO-- okay besides that...
Me: ._.
Sofie: S-seriously? TT__TT I have a bunch of flaws!? But I want to be perfect!
Me: What about Buddy? I think he likes anda the way anda ar--
Sofie: Oooo, Buddy? Oh yeah, I'd tap that aaalll~ night >8D
Me: /// I'd rather anda didn't bring that up at a time like--
Sofie: *looks down at phone* HOLD UP. ...You know what, fuck you, fuck your water, fuck your audience; my son just pissed on the carpet back at home. Where's the nearest McDonalds?
Me: Eh.. it's just a few miles south of the station.
Sofie: *stands up and shoves phone in pocket* Bye bitch. *exits like a BOSS*
*crickets*
Me: ...Next time on the Lolly4me2 Files, Eiko Usagi. Goodnight.
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