the big bang theory

the big bang theory Favorit Kutipan

paola1901 posted on Sep 15, 2009 at 12:56AM
You know how this works: just post your favorite quotes from the show.

I'll start with one of my favorites:

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." Sheldon
anda know how this works: just post your favorit kutipan from the show. I'll start with one of my fa
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
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Loved that one. Here's one of MY favorites:
"Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms...or hits you with the pepper spray." Howard Wolowitz
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
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I loved this one from Raj's mom! I laughed so hard:
"The Closest thing we have to a daughter-in-law is that Jewish Boy Howard"
I loved this one from Raj's mom! I laughed so hard: "The Closest thing we have to a daughter-in-law i
lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
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My favorite from Penny: "holy crap on a cracker"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
One of my favorites from Penny: You know, anyone could rent that apartment now...an opera singer...the cast of STOMP...yeah, a tap dancing pirate with a wooden leg! *shakes leg for emphasis!*
lebih dari setahun yang lalu bigbangfanatic said…
Awww...newmixgirl, you took mine!

"Bartender, ALEXANDER ME!"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
"I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't cowtow to mediocre minds."
"So you got canned, huh?"
"Theoretical Physicists do not get canned...but yeah."
lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
LMAO that remind me of Sheldon's "Hello oompa loompas of science" XD
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
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In regards to Howard's comment about wearing the eye patch to look memorable:

Sheldon: "Ah, yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage, or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters."
Leonard: "Or in this case, Bar Mitzvah Boy with pink eye!"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
Okay, another I just love. Howard gets all angry about something and stands up like he's ready to fight:

Leonard: sit down!
Howard: okay.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
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Okay, I'm apparently the only one who likes Big Bang Theory quotes, but here's another:

Sheldon: "Defcon five means 'no danger.' Defcon one is a crisis."
Leonard: "How is five not worse than one?"
Raj: "Yeah. Star Trek five-worse than one!"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
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I LOVE BBT quotes, but I've been out of town. Here's one that makes me LOL:

Penny comes in with a little pink suitcase which Leonard thinks is perfect and Howard says "for taking daffodils to your unicorn"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
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That one was AMAZING! haha well welcome back!

Sheldon: Okay moving to psychiatric disorders list all abnormal behavioral diagnoses e.g. depression, anxiety, etc.

Penny: Oh my God, what the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?

Sheldon:…episodes of sub-psychotic rage…
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
I LOVE TBBT quotes too, but school takes all my time to think of one =(. Anyway, the first time I heard this on I laughed so hard:

Leonard: Sheldon it's not that bad.
Sheldon: Not bad. It's horrible. I mean you hear stories about this sort of thing but you never think it will happen to you.
Leonard: So they steamed your dumpling get over it!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
laugh
also from Sheldon in 1X02:
"if you have time to lean, you have time to clean"
XD
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
Sheldon to the man at the rock climbing place-"So is this your entire job? Your parents must be SO proud!"

These are amazing quotes, they make me go colon capital D! lol
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
Sheldon-Now, are there air bags?
Leonard-You don't need air bags.
Sheldon-What if a simulated van rear-ends me?
Penny-I'll hit you in the face with a pillow.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
Hahaha the pillow one is a classic

(Talking about Sheldon)
Will Wheaton: what's wrong with him?
Stuart: everyone has a different theory
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
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another fav:
Leonard: What secret? Tell me what the secret.
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is ok with it, but we can't tell Dad.
Leonard: Not that secret the other secret
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN! shhhh

lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
Penny talking about her friend from Omaha:
"she was engaged to my cousin while she was sleeping with my brother, so she's kind of family"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
Sheldon: "We have a bowl. Our keys go in a bowl. You should get a bowl."
Penny" So how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper forget his keys in the first place?"
Sheldon "...I left them in the bowl"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
Penny: Uh oh, I just remebered where the emergancy key is
Sheldon Where?
Penny: In you apartment
Sheldon: What's it doing in my apartment?
Penny: Well, I went in there a few week ago, and you guys weren't home and I forgot about it there
Sheldon: you where in my...!? why would you-? what are you saying?!

lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
Sheldon to Penny:
"YOU'RE THE MILK THEIF!!"
(sorry I just saw this episode and love that whole scene)
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
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Sheldon: How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?
Howard: Every year at comic con. Every day at Disneyland. You can hire Snow White to come to your house. Of course they prefer it if you have a kid
XD
lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
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Raj: If you do not stop hitting on my lady you will feel the full extent of my wrath!
Sheldon: I'm not hitting on her!
Lalita Gupta: And I am not your lady!
Howard: And you have no wrath.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
Sheldon: Worst Renaissance Fair ever.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
Because I'm very happy that Leonard's mom is coming in the next ep
Beverly H.:Common complaint among men, nothing is ever big enough. Except when they get a tumor, then you never hear the end of it.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
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Sheldon while rock climbing:

"what part of an inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote did you not understand?"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
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Sheldon: she calls me moonpie because I'm nummy nummy and she could just eat me up
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
Penny: Die, you undead mummy, die!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
Penny: I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase!
Leonard: Come on, it's easy, he'll even tell you what to say!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
big smile
Sheldon: Great! Now she's jumping up and down on the bed!

Howard: The blogosphere is a-buzzin' with news of you and Leslie Winkle makin'...hyna klyna bang-bang music!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
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I'm so glad you guys love the quotes too! XD

In Las Vegas...
Howard: "there's no place for truth on the internet"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu JimmyManceLuvr said…
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Haha i love all these, what about
Sheldon: where are you in ur menstrual cycle??
Penny: okay, next question
Sheldon: I'll put in progress
or then
Penny: A$$......
Sheldon: Possible torretts.......
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
Stephanie: Is this a bad time?
Leonard: Yeah, but I don't see a better one on the horizon, so...
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
Raj: The evening is not over!
Penny: Yes it is.
Raj: No, it's time to put on some O. Kelly and suck face.
Penny: Oh wow, is the evening over!
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
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Just because I read it often here on fanpop:

Sheldon: "excuse me, spoiler alert!"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu JimmyManceLuvr said…
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Okay heres another one of my favorites:

Raj: I'd be nice to my rabbit subjects, AT FIRST!!!

that one always makes me go LOL
lebih dari setahun yang lalu JimmyManceLuvr said…
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haha sorry guys for the excessive posting but heres another i adore:

Leonard: I hate my name. It has NERD in it.

hahahaha
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
"The laundry is out of the hamper...okay, Sheldon, what was it supposed to be? Fine, it's out of the washer! I'll call you when it's in the dryer."
lebih dari setahun yang lalu JimmyManceLuvr said…
laugh
(in reference to wii bowling)
Raj: "Sheldon is dominating in the 9th frame with a career best, 68!!!"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
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Love all of these!
Raj: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
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Leonard: You know what's a cool name? Angelo. It has ANGEL and GELLO in it
lebih dari setahun yang lalu newmixgirl said…
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*making up for the time I wasn't here, hehe*

Raj: One day I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits, they hate me and don't come. I'm embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them WATCH

This one made me laugh SO HARD XD
lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
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Hahahaha I loved that whole episode... and Leonard and his names
Here's one for all of you:

Leonard: Merry Newtonmas, everyone!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu JimmyManceLuvr said…
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yeah the adhesive duck deficiency was easily my fav of season 3.

Sheldon: where's the controler for the right mirror
Penny: right there
Sheldon: where IS the right mirror??

haha
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
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Raj: Missy-do you enjoy pajamas?
Missy: I guess
Raj: Well, we Indians invented them. You're welcome.
Howard: Yeah? Well, my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.
Penny: Missy, I'm going to go get my nails done, do you want to come?
Missy: God yes! Thanks.
Penny: You're welcome.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
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LMAO I love that one, I already put a video of it!

Penny: Leonard look, Sheldon's hugging me.
Leonard: It's a Saturnalia miracle!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu seattlephog said…
Hey all, thanks for the laughs. I love Big Bang Theory.

I laughed on the recent episode when Leonard's mom came to visit. She gets in Penny's car... "Your check engine light is on".
lebih dari setahun yang lalu robothor1111 said…
lol then she sez "Yeah, I gotta put a sticker over that!"

"Virgin Diet Cuba Libre, please."
"Okay."
"In a tall glass with a lime wedge."
"Oh, I'll wedge it right in there."
lebih dari setahun yang lalu paola1901 said…
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I love those!

Howard: Sheldon knows football?
Leonard: apparently
Howard: Quidditch, sure, but football...
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