Ike's teacher is a Pedobear :P

The tahun is 2010, and young Ariel cannot wait for the new South Park episodes to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Ariel decides to freeze herself for three weeks. But a freak avalanche makes Ariel impossible to find, and so she remains Frozen for 500 years.

“Five hundred years in the future. This is terrible!” I cried, looking out a window at the foreign landscape in front of me.
    Schpeck then re-entered the room. “Ariel, we have some good news. We found an old South Park season fourteen DVD box set for you,” he said, holding the brightly colored...