I lost my old Alva board years ago. It was the Rateggui model in dayglow green graphics. I rode the shit outta that board for years, all through highschool (including summers)and it withstood rain, scrapes, powertools, slams and even a couple of jacking attempts. The homies equated me with the graphics on the stick. It was a thing o' beauty I tell you.. We moved from one southland city to another in the summer of 94. When the pindah was all set and done my board was missing. How could that have happened? Hell if I know! But I'll tell anda this.. I know it was you! I know as anda read this anda are having a good laugh and saying to yerself: "I took that foo's board and he didnt even know it.. Ha ha!" But the last laugh will be mine, anda thief! For as anda read this I am tracking anda server connection and it will lead me straight to you! And god help anda if anda don't have my board.. I WANT IT BACK anda ASHHOLE!