Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!
1. Throw whatever training anda have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's fan sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!
2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let anda imagine why.
3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.
4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.
Man it's ridiculous, I got anda so delirious Kiss anda through the phone, while I lick anda just like liquirish I'm hold back in 96, and anda can be my Shasha Fierce Baby anda so sexy, I cinta the way them jeans fit Put anda on my team list, Call anda miss bezzy. I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy And if anda don't believe me, please don't tease me Delirious for my love, better yet I got anda phenen LET DO IT!
[Verse 1: Taylah P] Hey over there what's your name Are anda for real Is this a game You start to smile And I do the same I look away but anda remain Your eyes starin back...