Words atau "Pet names" you'd like to here Severus say?

My friend and I are having a moviethon, and we've spent the last 15 atau so menit dying at the prospect of hearing Alan Rickman (as Severus Snape, of course)saying our names, atau nicknames, atau just funny words.

For example, hearing him say the words "Kitten" atau "Darling" to anyone in any way, condescendingly atau sweetly atau even sexily would probably make me explode, and my friend has claimed that she would most likely die of laughter hearing him say a word as funny as Collywobbles.

So, do anda have any words, phrases atau pet names you'd like to hear?