MORDECAI: Dude, anda know what we should do?
RIGBY: What?
MORDECAI: We should write a hit song
RIGBY: dude, we should totally write a hit song!!
MORDECAI: Yah we should!
BOTH: *laughs*
MORDECAI: ok, ok check it out. Just do what I do and watch the hit song come rollin’ in.
RIGBY: ok.
MORDECAI: ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
RIGBY: ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
BOTH: ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
MORDECAI: ha ha ha
RIGBY: ha ha ha
MORDECAI: heh ha ha
RIGBY: heh ha ha
MORDECAI: heh heh ha ha ha
BOTH: dah dah ting ting ting ting dah bee bee boop
BENSON: what are anda doing?
MORDECAI: Sorry Benson, we were trying to write a hit song.
BENSON: What?
MORDECAI: we were trying to—
BENSON: I HEARD WHAT anda SAID! There’s no way anda guys can make a hit song.
RIGBY: we could—
BENSON: NO anda COULDN’T! I heard some of whatever it was anda were doing when I walked up, and it definitely wasn’t a hit song.
MORDECAI: Just because anda think we can’t do it, doesn’t mean we can’t.
BENSON: hey, Pops!
POPS: Yes?
BENSON: Can Mordecai and Rigby write a hit song?
POPS: They could write a song.
BENSON: But a hit song?
POPS: oh. no.
BENSON: Muscle man?
MUSCLE MAN: Yeah, right.
BENSON: Skips?
SKIPS: *shakes head*
MORDECAI: Oh yeah? We’ll tampil you.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY: *drives into Really Cool Records building*
MORDECAI: Yo, are anda the owner of this record company?
OWNER: yes.
MORDECAI: Well check this out.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY: *sing their “hit song”*
GUARDS: *kicks Mordecai and Rigby out*
~~~~~~~~~SCENE SETS BACK TO THE PARK~~~~~~~~~
MORDECAI: UGH!!! Ok fine, we can’t write a hit song.
BENSON: Are anda finished now?
MORDECAI AND RIGBY: yes.
BENSON: good, now get back to work atau you’re both fired!!!!
RIGBY: Aw, man! I guess we’re not good enough to write a hit song.
MORDECAI: yeah…
MORDECAI: but I bet we’re good enough to come up with an awesome ringtone.
RIGBY: Dude, we’re TOTALLY good enough to come up with an awesome ringtone!!!
MORDECAI: YEAH WE ARE!
BOTH: *laughs*
MORDECAI: rahha ringtone pick up yo phone.
RIGBY: rahha ringtone pick up yo phone.
BOTH: rahha ringtone pick up yo phone! rahha ringtone pick up yo phone! rahha ringtone pick up yo phone!
dah dah ting ting ting ting dah bee bee boop!
PICK UP YOUR TELEPHONE BECAUSE anda HEAR YOUR RINGTONE!!!
MORDECAI: WOOOOAAAAHHH!!!!
RIGBY: WOOOOAAAAHHH!!!!
BOTH: ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
BENSON: GET BACK TO WORK!!!
RIGBY: What?
MORDECAI: We should write a hit song
RIGBY: dude, we should totally write a hit song!!
MORDECAI: Yah we should!
BOTH: *laughs*
MORDECAI: ok, ok check it out. Just do what I do and watch the hit song come rollin’ in.
RIGBY: ok.
MORDECAI: ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
RIGBY: ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
BOTH: ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
MORDECAI: ha ha ha
RIGBY: ha ha ha
MORDECAI: heh ha ha
RIGBY: heh ha ha
MORDECAI: heh heh ha ha ha
BOTH: dah dah ting ting ting ting dah bee bee boop
BENSON: what are anda doing?
MORDECAI: Sorry Benson, we were trying to write a hit song.
BENSON: What?
MORDECAI: we were trying to—
BENSON: I HEARD WHAT anda SAID! There’s no way anda guys can make a hit song.
RIGBY: we could—
BENSON: NO anda COULDN’T! I heard some of whatever it was anda were doing when I walked up, and it definitely wasn’t a hit song.
MORDECAI: Just because anda think we can’t do it, doesn’t mean we can’t.
BENSON: hey, Pops!
POPS: Yes?
BENSON: Can Mordecai and Rigby write a hit song?
POPS: They could write a song.
BENSON: But a hit song?
POPS: oh. no.
BENSON: Muscle man?
MUSCLE MAN: Yeah, right.
BENSON: Skips?
SKIPS: *shakes head*
MORDECAI: Oh yeah? We’ll tampil you.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY: *drives into Really Cool Records building*
MORDECAI: Yo, are anda the owner of this record company?
OWNER: yes.
MORDECAI: Well check this out.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY: *sing their “hit song”*
GUARDS: *kicks Mordecai and Rigby out*
~~~~~~~~~SCENE SETS BACK TO THE PARK~~~~~~~~~
MORDECAI: UGH!!! Ok fine, we can’t write a hit song.
BENSON: Are anda finished now?
MORDECAI AND RIGBY: yes.
BENSON: good, now get back to work atau you’re both fired!!!!
RIGBY: Aw, man! I guess we’re not good enough to write a hit song.
MORDECAI: yeah…
MORDECAI: but I bet we’re good enough to come up with an awesome ringtone.
RIGBY: Dude, we’re TOTALLY good enough to come up with an awesome ringtone!!!
MORDECAI: YEAH WE ARE!
BOTH: *laughs*
MORDECAI: rahha ringtone pick up yo phone.
RIGBY: rahha ringtone pick up yo phone.
BOTH: rahha ringtone pick up yo phone! rahha ringtone pick up yo phone! rahha ringtone pick up yo phone!
dah dah ting ting ting ting dah bee bee boop!
PICK UP YOUR TELEPHONE BECAUSE anda HEAR YOUR RINGTONE!!!
MORDECAI: WOOOOAAAAHHH!!!!
RIGBY: WOOOOAAAAHHH!!!!
BOTH: ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
BENSON: GET BACK TO WORK!!!