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Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When anda arrive at the selanjutnya stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If anda are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the Frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps anda out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around natal time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if anda can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

1. anda can do whatever anda damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. anda can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. anda can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. anda don't having to think about birth control, calendars atau ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. anda can go out and flirt as much as your jantung desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet kursi issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...

a boy was asked oleh his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes halaman awal and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother balasa " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad balasa "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balasa "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balasa "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time anda lick a stamp.

-It takes lebih calories to eat a piece of seledri than the seledri provides anda with.

-Many people think eating ikan makes anda lebih intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...

Ghetto Names

Mostly populer with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming lebih common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us oleh our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone anda love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard atau hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as anda open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 menit atau so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring atau your nails on the blackboard selanjutnya time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. selanjutnya konser anda go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...

Okay, she's kinda getting lebih famous oleh the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland natal hari Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if anda like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If anda ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, bernyanyi lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, atau hell, all of anda are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are anda doing this time?” All two of anda that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a tahun yang lalu on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog fan Fiction

Bad Auditions oleh Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's akting Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The...