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1. When anda were young, were anda involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement atau against Vietnam? Why atau why not?

2. What tells anda when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your favorit car when anda were young?

4. How often do anda go over the speed limit?

5. Were anda considered populer in middle school atau high school? Why atau why not?

6. Did anda have big fights with your mom when anda were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did anda have big fights with your dad when anda were...
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added by 16falloutboy
Source: google
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with lebih than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are anda busy?" atau "Are anda doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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I got bored, so here anda go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here oleh my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes anda make me so mad i wanna throw anda in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style anda wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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I never thought I would be doing a daftar like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this daftar with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please komentar but be polite. Also, always komentar because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time anda turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him atau her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he atau she has anything...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the oven on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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posted by XxLalasaysxX
Here are my daftar of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let anda know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything atau eating anything anda might spit it atau something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the sapu late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the teluk, da? they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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added by CornChips
Source: google
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar anda grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something atau someone

3. Go up to a acak person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki acak noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a air mancur run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to anda in public about the...
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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as anda walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at anda for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 menit stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a cinta scene, reach over in front of anda and cover a acak person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your kursi and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person selanjutnya to anda and say, “you never know”....
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I cinta GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to anda say, "Why don't anda speak lebih clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask anda say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing kemeja sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS atau If anda find a kemeja store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the food court and go to a fast food place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a meja bernyanyi elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as anda can "I cinta THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT hari AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until anda see an old lady/guy...
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posted by sakurahanazono
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and anda have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
posted by PartyOrange
 This is your new language.
This is your new language.
(This artikel is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how anda want to be "Miku-Chan" when anda get older.

4. On puncak, atas of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If anda have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...
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added by XxKeithHarkinxX
Source: google