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posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my daftar of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let anda know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything atau eating anything anda might spit it atau something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the sapu late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the teluk, da? they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome friends and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time anda read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though anda may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't cinta you, my love.

I loved anda with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar anda grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something atau someone

3. Go up to a acak person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki acak noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a air mancur run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to anda in public about the...

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50 fun things to do at a movie theatre

posted by stickymonkey

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 menit stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a cinta scene, reach over in front of anda and cover a acak person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your kursi and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person selanjutnya to anda and say, “you never know”....

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50 Embarassing Truth atau Dare Questions!

posted by FloraorStella

Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I cinta GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to anda say, "Why don't anda speak lebih clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...

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24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask anda say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing kemeja sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...

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35 fun things to do at a mall.

posted by Lady10358

Found this on google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS atau If anda find a kemeja store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the food court and go to a fast food place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a meja bernyanyi elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as anda can "I cinta THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT hari AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until anda see an old lady/guy...

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acak jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and anda have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped oleh terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds mencuri it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket mencuri it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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My puncak, atas 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult daftar I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. anda can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the puncak, atas 10 and just listing the other women and tampilkan pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for anda guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope anda enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to komentar and I can't wait to hear what...

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puncak, atas 100 Laugh Your pantat, keledai Off Jokes❤ ❥

posted by GDragon612

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag anda down to his level and beat anda with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I mencuri a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make anda a Christian any lebih than standing in a garasi makes anda a car.
6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....

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My puncak, atas 15 LEAST favorit artis

posted by KataraLover

These are my puncak, atas 15 LEAST favorit artis and just like with my puncak, atas 15 favorit artis daftar I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell anda how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to tampil that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a daftar like this pretty much just berkata they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my daftar and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Randomness

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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Creepy?

added by Quirnechia

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funny stuff

added by bvbmary15

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A colour word test

added by ShaclowStalker

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Cute :3

added by r-pattz

Source: Tumblr, where else?

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THE MUPPETS!!!!!

added by pufllys

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emo *LOL!

added by KatiiCullen94

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Jokes

posted by Usui--takumi

Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did anda get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pinguin, penguin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...