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posted by Nein-Nein
The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed oleh another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, atau to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...
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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If anda can read English, anda can cook. For Instance. Basic roti stuffing, melt one third cup of mentega in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick mentega on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How anda guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't anda wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = anda got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new gitar student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
roti IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on roti indicates that

1. lebih than 98 percent of convicted felons are roti users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all roti was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. lebih than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO anda did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? ciuman your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told anda not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a detik ago. well tell me what anda think!I am planing on making lebih short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
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got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the puncak, atas of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantasi Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for debat team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while membaca this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where anda could be turned down from a job because anda were black and your employer was a white man, a world where anda can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which anda cannot marry the cinta of your life because anda two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is berkata to be a free country, one with civility. anda would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school atau any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The jagung meletus, popcorn ball

12. A bernyanyi bola basket (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers