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Chapter One- Dominence
    I growled at my opponent's blood soaked face. He was a brown wolf, his mantel tattared and split, giving him a look of insantity. He trotted in place, kicking up the mushy blood-mixed snow beneath his paws.
    His posture was dominent, legs hunched, spread apart evenly, his tail and head held high, but I could sence the fear in his green eyes.
    This was way to easy.
    My ear twitched, as if to remind me not to let my guard down. If this serigala senced it, he could take me down. And I would...
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posted by Hot_n_cold
Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.

Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse cinta each other very much...

My hand (noun) - A dolphin.

Lent (noun) - A detik chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.

Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually lost at puberty.

Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting anda to slap yourself.

Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something anda berkata and fully meant.

Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that anda know lebih than anda actually do.

Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything...
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posted by karpach_14
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 detik AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The selanjutnya morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her jubah and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
posted by RandomQueenOo
 Funny Cat
Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in tempat tidur looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If anda die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What anda call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what anda call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope anda like them :)
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kabin for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I cinta loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my jeruk, orange blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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FASHION designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana may stand trial for allegedly failing to pay taxes on lebih than $1 billion in income.

The pair — whose designs have been worn oleh the likes of Madonna, Justin Bieber, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth and Kylie Minogue among others — are accused of defrauding the Italian revenue agency and authorities say they failed to pay taxes on lebih than $1 billion in income.

The designing duo were indicted in November after being accused of setting up a holdings company in Luxembourg in order to evade high Italian taxes. Authorities have been investigating...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice atau Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, anda will be on the Nice daftar forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, anda will be on the naughty daftar until anda send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever anda believe in], the place where he decides if anda should stay with him atau go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

:D
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope anda like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first artikel i put on here so plz komentar , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know anda amy not understand
but if anda can
please understand
I see anda underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would anda say? take this away
If i told anda how i feel, would it be real atau is this all fake??

Chourus: your cinta is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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posted by kitkat709477
No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, anda just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're...
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1. meet barney

2. rob a bank while your still cute

3. write a threatening letter to the president

4. egg barneys house because he skipped last weeks show

5. slide down the big slide!

6. get revenge on the bebek floaty that nearly drowned you

7. be bigger than big brother

8.drink a beer

9. when drunk find bob the builder and tell him what i really think!

10. win the lottery, and wave the money in mommy and daddy's face because apparently "I'm to younge to get an allowance"

11. get over that vacum cleaner fear

12. win at tug o war with the doggy

13. hold the senator hostage in an elabrate murder plot where...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by werewolflover
I'm in something called Honors Club at school.Each tahun we go on a trip,this tahun to St.Louis.We left Thursday,April 29th 2010.
The ride took like six hours.The reason it took so long,was because one of the bus's air conditioning messed up,and we had to sit at a gas station for an hour.
We finally got up there and went to Nascar Speed Park.It was awesome.We got to ride go-carts and I won the race.Then,it was time for dinner.We ate hotdogs.And word of advice,if anda ever go there DO NOT EAT THEM!!!!They are NASTY.Then,I went to a gift toko and got a asam powder stic.I got some tokens,and used them...
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Ever made a pick that anda really want people to answer, but it's moving along slowly? Try these tips to bump it up.

1. Post the pertanyaan when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.

2. Don't make your pick when anda first post it. When anda first create it it will be at the puncak, atas of the list. If anda wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means lebih people will see it.

3. When anda have picked and it dissapears off the daftar again make komentar during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe jawaban it will go back to the puncak, atas of the list.

I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
posted by thespikedturtle
I am depressed. Not that I want to kill myself, but I am definitely depressed. Everywhere I look, I see violence, harshness, and hatred. The sad part is that people today seem to not even notice it, atau may even contribute without knowing.

At lunchtime, anda usually walk into the cafeteria, jump in line with your friends, and go on without another thought. But jumping people in line really isn't as cool as anda think it is. You're not only tampilkan disrespect to the other people, but it's just plain selfish. What you're really doing is using friendship to your advantage and making others suffer...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok thx 4 the komentar in part 2! most of them were awesome! So here is Part 3!!
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Awesome: Sup Z??

Z: Pigs!!

Awesome: Yeah they make funny noises!

Z: I see a penguin!

Awesome: We're not in Africa !

Z: Oh did u see Billy Bob's tahun book picture?

Awesome: No is there something wrong with it?

Z: yeah i had no clue he had a beard!

Awesome: I think ice cream should come in a cokelat flavor

Z: They do...

Awesome: MY gramma has a pretty kitty

Z: aren't all kittys pretty

Awesome: We went out last night

Z: anda and who?

Awesome: Charlie Bartlett

Z: As in the movie?

Awesome:...
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll tampil you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are anda kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a supernatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....
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posted by Dippicus
How to eat pie:

Preparation: Go buy a pie from Wal-mart. labu pie is preferrable.

1) Stuff in face.

2) Get another pie.

3) Stuff in face.

4) Repeat until anda feel your life is worth something.

5) Sue me for destroying your face.

6) Rate this boring artikel that was a waste of your precious time.

7) Read the selanjutnya artikel that is probably a waste of your time just like mine.

8) Rate the selanjutnya article.

*To all people: do not be offended oleh my innocent, mediocre artikel about pie. Thank you.*
posted by Little_Cullen
So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones anda don't enjoy but anda don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just bermimpi (about a bunch of grapes, with each anggur having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if anda must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one anggur had just berkata to another "What did the...
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