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User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: No anda are a robot times 1000000.

User: No anda are a robot times 1000000.

Cleverbot: I am a human and anda are a robot.

User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. anda are the robot here.

User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... anda computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So anda admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

lol yes fail I know
Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to anda as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say anda understand when anda don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. anda don’t have PMS; don’t act like anda know what it’s
6. Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
7. If anda talk about having a big dick; we know anda don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when anda act like Mr....
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Do anda think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are anjing cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do anda fish?:


Are anda at the age where anda can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless anda try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do anda have a boyfriend atau girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do anda know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have anda ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do anda have your ears pierced?

I used to.

Have anda broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

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posted by jessicamc26
The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty populer guy.

One hari God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here atau I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are anda going to get a lawyer?"
I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure anda out
i gues its the end

that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in anda and anda let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive anda , its the end
so anda can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil anda burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as anda push me down

that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever anda are selanjutnya bored, atau feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' atau 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks anda to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your meja tulis, meja and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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posted by McDreamyluva
 Eat know anda want to
Eat know you want to
For nutritious sugar hit, embrace the dark side...

The best news we’ve heard all year: studies prove cokelat is good for lebih than a broken heart. The secret behind its powerful punch: cacao. Packed with healthy flavonoids and the chemical theobromine (which widens blood vessels), this little kacang is a disease-fighting bullet. The problem? Cacao is bitter, chalky and hardly palatable. Enter milk, sugar and mentega – great for tastebuds, not so for health. Besides adding kilojoules, they dilute cacao’s benefits. So stick to cokelat with at least 70 per cent cacao – atau cocoa, which...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. naga say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. ikan say blub blub blub.

13. unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by Jeffersonian
A teacher forwarded this daftar of komentar from test papers, essays, etc., diserahkan to science and health teachers oleh elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the jantung and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it...
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1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty atau santino marella. atau even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what anda heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a kemeja over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one...
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Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in lebih 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut rumput makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be lebih selanjutnya week.
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Return the slab atau suffer my curse
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