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posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i cinta bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way anda are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl anda need to shave

and when anda smile, the whole world ducks and...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do anda want?" "I'm calling to laporan my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank anda very much for the call, sir." The selanjutnya day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
Read these are funnay...

1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours oleh hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each...
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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read pertanyaan aloud, debat your jawaban with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pertanyaan on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...
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posted by doremirocker
So, I had a conversation with a friend of mine about my lover's mom

Me: This is what Victory said:

"Sorry.. I got in trouble because I didn't notify mom properly that I was staying after school. She has my phone all evening starting now.
Love you"

WELL FUCK YOU, VICTORY'S STUPID-ASS MOM. I'm surprised Victory can live with that. If I were her, I would have sweared my parents out oleh now and ran away from home. -_-

Adriel: Not Again.....*facepalm*.....What is up with her parents? Do they have something against technology? betcha they are one of those people that believe that Technology is EVVVILLL...
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posted by AngelicaPickles
 my house i usally normal and heres me
my house i usally normal and heres me
I just had my worse nightmare and im gonna tell all you!
Okay, i was eating breakfast one morning when the room started to get hotter and hotter and HOTTER! It was soooo hot that i felt like there were burns all over my body. IT WAS A FRIGGIN ATOM BOMB!! See i was doing the dishes and my immature brother was running around and he accidentaly threw a platypus toy down the drain but before i found out anything went wrong IT WAS ALREDY IN THERE ALL JAMMED UP VERY GOOD!!!! So we grabbed everything that ment something to us.
I grabbed:all my clothings, my Demi Lovato cds that mean lots to me and everything in my room
My brother grabbed:books and a bumper sticker
My grandma grabbed-wait a dvd player not the best choice

But right before the atom bomb went off…………………………

I woke up in my tempat tidur realizing it was a dream.



-Offical Angelica Pickles
 and heres me when badness starts
and heres me when badness starts
posted by andresandru
"argggg!" Lawrence shouted, as he died, everyone was near him, James, a 12 year-old boy, was right beside him, and Philip, his 15 year-old brother, too.

Lawrence had many adventures when child, he went to almost every country, he tried everything, it was no surprise the old man died 3 days before his 102 birthday.

Eventualy, after many coughing, Lawrence closed his eyes, James started crying, and his brother hugged gim, it's hard when anda lose a familiar, but when they where going to leave, James, who was holding still Lawrence's hand, felt a hard grip.

"James?" Philip saw he didn't go, so he...
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posted by pokemonyellow
Materials:
•    Clear empty bottle
•    Matches
•    Lukewarm water

Step 1: Pour a small amount of lukewarm water into your bottle. Shake and pour out the water when you’re done.
Step 2: Light a match and quickly drop it in the bottle. Shake it until the match burns out; notice that the smoke from the match will fill up the bottle.
Step 3: Using both hands, squeeze the center of your awan bottle as hard as anda can. After several squeezes, you’ll see that a small fog will form as anda release your hands. Place the bottle near a dark background to better see your very own awan in a bottle!

Source: K-Zone Philippines
posted by madscientist117
Memory of a Soul

I was a boy who once had a great life. The reason why I berkata “used to be” is because I died, and somehow, I was reborn and regained my memory. My name used to be Francis Adams. I once had two good parents, two 1-month old twin siblings named George and Georgia, and a girlfriend named Christian Anderson. I got straight A’s every school year.    
When I was 12 years old and in 7th grade, my dad and I were walking halaman awal from school and then one of my dad’s workers stopped us. My dad, who owned an electronic company with many employees, forgot to pay...
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posted by Musiclover456
My jantung is cold
bitter
and sad
My jantung is angry
raged
and nothing more
My jantung is crying
crying
and lonely
but my jantung can be warm
soft
and happy
My jantung can be happy
joyful
and everything else
My jantung can be smiling
smiling
and with friends
but people hate me
so my jantung reflects that
i cut myself from
anda and everyone
i cut myself from the
world
my jantung hates being alive
so please help me
before
i give up
hope
and i start dying
from the inside
out
so be strong and help me
tampil me what it mean to be alive
tampil me the way to happiness
tampil me what being happy means
tampil me before my
Heart
give out
on
me
posted by karpach_14
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the cinta of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'


Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if anda get halaman awal before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
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kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Four: Minnie
    Hi, I’m Minnie Ellen James Buchanan. I live with my boyfriend Sam’s parents, Ashley and Kurt. My parents (R.I.P), Nancy and Chris died 6 months yang lalu in a horrible car accident. My little siblings, Marilyn and Jassen were sent to our godparents, Ian and Lea. I was old enough, that I wanted to be with my boyfriend. They welcomed me in with wide arms, but every time I have a school thing our something, they insist I talk to Ian and Lea about it, because they are just “the housing parents”. I treat them like my parents...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Ok, I'm bored, so I think I'll talk about the thing we all cinta - music.


What is music? musik is the most addictive drug you'll ever come across. It's the one thing that will go on living, that anyone can learn to love. There will be a peice of musik to suit everyone, anda can always find a song to relate to, no matter how you're feeling. When making music, you're creating a monster, a monster that will make people dance, sing, be happy. It's the most powerful monster of all.

Each good songwriter and composer has the ability to express emotions and feelings through lyrics and notes, and make other...
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posted by Gothheart13
MTAWGADTH.ADWG.DWTGA.MWPH.OWGAMPJAWNDGMDA lol (JUST KIDING)
Yo mama so fat that when she wore a yellow rope the sun wanted to marry her.LOL
Knock knock Whos their Justin beiber Justin beiber who JUSTIN BEIBER WITH UGLY FEAVER.
SAY I IF U HATE JUSTIN BEIBER.
LALALA BLAH BLAH BLAH WAT TO DO.
I WANT GLASSES.
Spell i cup then say colors.
I LUV CHOCLATE.
I Rock.
DJ TURN IT UP THEN PEE IN A CUP.NOW KIDS HAV FUN NOW WERE DONE.WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN FEELIN GREENER THAN SHREK,SLEEPIN IN THE HOT TUB WITH A PAIN IN THE NECK.O HER EYES HER EYE THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR SO BLINDED SHE SO HORRIBLE THAT I TELL HER EVERYDAY JUST THE WAY U FART.

I WAS JUST BORED SO JUST I THIS HOPE U LIKE IT.
posted by jessicamc26
A stoner called the api department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break anda down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to anda that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating komentar about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why anda like what anda do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do anda do it? Do anda have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever anda do, don't give it to them.

-JC
posted by sassikassi
Can anda read this? I cduol't blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to a rscheeacrh at Cmarbgide Uirenvtsiy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht odrer the ltretes in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tnhig is taht the frsit and lsat lttteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl nses and anda can siltl raed it whtouit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseac the huamn mnid does not raed ervey lteetr oleh istlef, but the wrod as a wolhe. Azinamg, huh? Yaeh, and I tghuhot slpelnig was ipmroantt! I anda can raed tihs, rpsoet it. Strange...isn't it?=) ONLY REPOST IF U CAN READ THIS.
posted by Canada24
So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 menit the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a jantung attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 12: Get Everything On The List

Christmas was just around the corner. The Nut House would be open on natal Day, but closed from the 26th, to the 31st. Many of the guests were telling each other what they had on their natal list, when Parker walked in with...
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posted by Directioner3300
Once there was a scary legend that everyone was talking about,and everyone thought that they should pindah far away.
This legend was about an evil phantom who always goes to find people to feed on.
So the people decided to pindah far away from it.But the phantom smelled their scent and always followe the people.They always tried to pindah away but it was no use.
The phantom knew where they were.
Until one hari somebody berkata "I think I know how to get rid of that phantom once and for all".
And until that hari on the people decided that they will get rid of it.
The phantom came back and the people were finally ready to get rid of it.
So the people used cannons and the phantom went away.
And on that very hari the people finally didn't have to worry anymore.