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posted by milorox18

(X)You cinta hoodies.

(X)You cinta jeans.

()Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X)You've played with/against boys on a team.

()Shopping is torture.
()Sad film suck.

()You own/ed an X-Box.

()Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

()At some point in time anda wanted to be a firefighter.

(X)You own/ed a DS, PS2 atau Sega.

(X)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

(X)You watch sports on TV.

Gory film are cool.

(X)You go to your dad for advice.

()You own like a trillion baseball caps.

(X)You like going to high school football...
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1.Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering, "Shut up! dammit! all of anda just shut up".

2.Whistle the first 7 notes of 'it's a small world' incessantly.

3.Crack open your tas kantor, tas atau purse, and while peering inside asked,"Got enough air in there?"

4.Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wears your upside-down.

5.When arriving at your floor,grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open oleh themselves.

6.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call anda an admiral.

7.On the highest floor,hold the door open...
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posted by wild-bby
Round One

It's a Man's world

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened oleh the time she brings it.

Why is Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows men to stand closer to the dapur sink.

How do anda know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with: "A man once told me..."

Why do men break wind lebih than women?
Because women can't shut up long...
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posted by BJsRealm
This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.
Both tobacco/cigarettes&alcohol are legal drugs,available in any store all over the world.Cannabis is still illegal in most countries.Smoking&breathing tobacco causes a lung cancer&alcoholism leads to liver cancer yet both is legal!Cannabis is the cure!
posted by a11-swift
i made sandwiches last night… but after clearing up.. the start of a horrible night begins…

i went outside of my house to clear the trash and suddenly had a traumatic tummy ache… the pain was so bad that i stopped whatever i did and went to the toilet.. in the process.. my nose and throat ( both on the inside ) suddenly got very very itchy and irritated…. suddenly my eyes start to swell.. i can feel my eyes going smaller and smaller… i was still in the process of you-know-what…. all of a sudden my nose started filling up with mucus and my throat with phlegm… i cant breathe.. i...
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posted by dooodle
Pick the bulan anda were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

Pick the hari anda were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
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posted by fiestagirl12345
This is about a 12 tahun old girl named. Taitlen shae Hughes it's a true story. She berkata I wanted to make a difference in the world. She wanted to fight against bullying. She got bullied to. One hari she had the worst head ache she old her mom so she went to bed. She fell into deep ac Oma. She died from a brain hemerage. She was a Oregon doner so she saved 4 people's life's. now taitlen shae Hughes is inspiring to a lot of people,

R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th

If anda want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and anda will see a lot if inspiring stories.
posted by canal
My breathing was heavy and I couldn't help but think what's going to happen next. "Aliya I have to talk to you" Jonathan berkata nodding at a pile of rocks. When Lee finally stepped onto the ground it started raining hard. "What is it Jonathan" I ask innocently. He grins a little at the thought of something and I knew it was about me. "Do anda know what he did to you" Jonathan finally asked after many menit of silence. "Who the old man?" I berkata sitting on a big rock. He let out a breathy laugh " old? I thought twenty's were quite young."
My eyes widened "wow." Jonathan sat beside means grabbed...
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posted by invadercalliope
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she berkata
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with anda has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block anda out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just anda and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Venus
Symbol: The Scales
Your stone: Opals
Life Pursuit: To be consistent
Vibration: Unsteady
Libran's Secret Desire: To live an easy, uncomplicated life

Every adolescent Libran's fantasi is to find the Prince atau Princess of their dreams. As their lives unfold, the experiences, false starts, dramas, broken hearts and disillusionment they encounter seeking this personal Holy Grail, often shapes their futures in the most extra-ordinary manner. cinta and love-lost makes a big difference to the Libran although their often happy-go-lucky appearance...
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posted by Kanji
anda turned to see him right there and screamed "what are anda doing in my house?" anda yelled. He just smiled and laughed a little then grabbed your hand,you tried to back away but couldn't anda blinked and then noticed anda were outside. "what? how did i get out here" anda whispered to yourself all the people in hoods started to crowed around anda and the guy that still was holding your hand."looks like we've found a snack" he told the people that crowed around both of you."what?!" anda screamed trying to back away,but his grip on anda just tightened."Let go of me" anda screamed and slapped him, he...
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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind


its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody berkata it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
posted by deathding
An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, anda can meet real people online playing it, gabung the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. atau the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket atau heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if anda Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn anda get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let anda attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let anda heal atau use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, gabung the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! anda WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards oleh an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

More Car Stereotypes

We have lebih stereotypes for lebih cars, coming your way.


Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British halaman awal dear chap. Come this way and I'll tampil anda what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a emas frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.


Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an jam down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't anda know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 14: Round And Round We Go

Miss. jantung was driving her berwarna merah muda, merah muda 1941 Willys Americar up Route 12 to visit some friends out of town. She made it to the puncak, atas of the bukit, hill when she got a flat tire.

Miss. Heart: *Stops, and puts her hazard lights on. She gets out of her...
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1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they ciuman anda and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they ikan for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...
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Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help anda make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress oleh punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out oleh punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to prop things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
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