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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can anda guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell anda about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair atau putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The selanjutnya chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my friends a kabin for the summer. “Zack, anda really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my friends too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When...
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kabin for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I cinta loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my jeruk, orange blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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posted by yoj123
I was walking halaman awal from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ikan paus, paus drove oleh in his sedan and berkata happy halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went halaman awal and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a ikan tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right oleh me, it gives me lebih time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...
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posted by darkkhorn19
If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest acak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do cinta Misa though!
I cinta nasi, beras balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I cinta my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I cinta the colors: jeruk nipis, kapur Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I cinta the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own angsa, swan costume. Look at my jeruk, orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here anda are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look lebih ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be friends with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for anda then it is lebih than possible that with a little time anda two can go back to being friends.

friends and just friends. anda must be clear about what anda want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what anda want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart anda still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then anda are ready to be friends again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some friends and the api alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the api alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been lebih funny to anda if anda *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop berkata this artikel is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a bantal feather atau a back scratcher, but was lebih like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped oleh a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope anda all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most acak adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who atau what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the pantai and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my favorit book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that pertanyaan is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad anda asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all anda haters of haterz, I just want to tell anda that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American musik Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

anda can vote for your favorit on the event webpage here: American musik Awards.
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope anda like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first artikel i put on here so plz komentar , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know anda amy not understand
but if anda can
please understand
I see anda underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would anda say? take this away
If i told anda how i feel, would it be real atau is this all fake??

Chourus: your cinta is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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posted by emilyroxx
 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write lebih now.
So this acak kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone anda want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I berkata “What?” and she berkata “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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posted by emilyroxx
Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, atau the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of acak blog on the acak fan page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One hari this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my favorit games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re selanjutnya door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 lebih incredibly acak stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and acak in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Yesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide oleh zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates anda , like constantly talking atau doing everything anda do , well im gonna help anda deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , anda can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a bantal in anda purse/bag , so if anda need to scream , scream in the bantal , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , anda COULD use them to block that person out , but studies tampil that if that person happens to menelan one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !