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1.We are men we like is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give anda the key.....if anda dont feed, water, and give the dog a halaman awal he might break out....with this basic knowledge anda can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that anda gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things anda are offended oleh we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like anjing holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate...
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posted by RayRaycutie
hey guys its yo girl RayRaycutie!!!!!!! :P n im sick...
thats rite

the famous crazy pantat, keledai girl iz sick


here's the story!!!

my cuzin/friend Jatlin (luv lots) was talkn at lunch

rite in front of the monitor

and she wrote him up

and called him stupid


and i was laughng so hard

i choked

and threw up

and cried

yeah i did

and word got around fast

im never going to here the end of it

but still


i feel lik its a hangover!!!!


i want food

but i cnt get up

no energy 2 walk

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posted by VoicesInMyHead
My name is Chris
I am three
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All hari long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent halaman awal
When my mommy does come halaman awal
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the dinding
I try to hide
From his evil eyes...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 detik and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew....
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My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad anda made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen anda in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how anda feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do anda want?
Skeeter:A author!...
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posted by ilovetowrite
Why ,Why, Why ?
Should I Try......
to cinta someone
they see him trying to fly
but i don't cinta so tell me
why ,why ,why?
Can't I fly
without my useless wings
so why ,why ,why?
and If I'll die
I can say goodbye
with a lot of pride
I can see through my mind
Why, why,why ?
they'll not oblige me
to be ............
who i don't wanna be
they'll never take me away
and i'll stay in that way
that's why ,,,,,,,,,,,,
I'll never care about them
I'll forever fly to
everywhere without any supply
so let me be!
posted by xalexsakurax
"aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!"screamed alex while she was falling down the biggest building atau tallest watever,"oh my gosh wat should i do"said miki "there no choice but to jjjjjjjjuuuuummmppp!!!!"miki leaped out and started to scream "this is cccccccrrrrrazzzzy"screamed miki,"miki i think we're gonna die we're almost to the bottom aaaahhhhh and im hurt with ur power"screamed alex, as the two girls were like yards away from their death alex and miki r thinking when the two best friends first met and when they were always akting stupid and doing pointless things and ditching ruby(ruby=a girl we both...
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Today (well, okay, yesterday) in English class we were learning about facts and opinions, and the difference between them. Then we had to fill in an opinion sheet called "The Best", where it would say "The best [something] is..." and anda had to fill in the blank with what anda think is the best color/tv show/food/other is. When we were done, we shared ours with the rest of the class. One boy, Max, decided to share his...
Max: The best teacher is...Mrs.Short-Robertson!
Mrs.Short Robertson: [laughing] Oh, suck up.
Max: I berkata it was an opinion, not a fact.

A/N: See, I told anda purple isn't red. Turns out I was right after all...
posted by swarla
who am I ?
I have black a white spots,
I produce milk,leather and beef
I normally eat grass
I say 'mooo' a lot

I am a cow

Who am I ?
I am a liquid
I can flow from rivers lakes damns and also through the tap.
I can clean you
I am in you
I can keep anda from dehydration

I am water

Who am I ?
I am food
I can be eaten
I am fleshy
I can be cooked
I can be the colour brown, red, atau pink.
I am yummy
sometimes I can be the main course of a meal

I am meat

Who am I,
I am fluffy
I can flow around the air
I am light
I come from a bird
anda can pull me apart

I am a feather
posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, unicorns and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking unicorns are real???! Who berkata they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, charlotte here.
Mom: How are anda doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...
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posted by tigerlilly14
 A person dreaming
A person dreaming
Dreams can be based on reality like an event that has happened to you, atau sometimes a fantasy. Dreams can be scary,funny,weird,confusing,sad,happy,dramatic but some dreams can be good dreams like for example anda don't own an i phone but in the dream anda receive an i phone.But some dreams can be misleading and sad like for example in real life anda are single and anda don't have a boyfriend atau girlfriend but in the dream anda indeed have a boyfriend.An example for sad is anda were standing in your yard and out of nowhere a hunter comes oleh and kills your dog.Then anda wake up crying but then anda see...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the bunga girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure anda disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call anda repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure anda set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill cokelat fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid pindah oleh getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have anda ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man selanjutnya to me!
I puked on the last person who flew selanjutnya to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would anda look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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posted by invadercalliope
Well I know emo isn't a type of person it's just a type of music.
So it's kinda like a sad story.
It's ok if anda cry.
So enjoy.
get your popcorn
Sit down on your chair
it didn't make me cry
A girl named melanie
was being bullied at skool
People laughed at her
She pretended not to care and tryed not to listen
but inside it was killing her.
She felt no one cared about her
That is she died no one would attend her funeral
She met a boy within menit of meeting him.
She was totally in love.
She knew he would never be interested in her.
So she went halaman awal and cryed uncontrolably.
The selanjutnya hari at...
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found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, atau Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that anda can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person selanjutnya to anda evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
I thought I might do something and this is what came to mind.....

[Top things disney film have taught us(Part One)]

[The Lion King]

1. Don’t trust an uncle with large black facial hair.

2. Never intentionally scream in an area where a stampede/avalanche/other disaster of that sort might happen.

3. If necessary, anda can survive on bugs.

4. Don’t play in graveyards(is also taught in most zombie/horror movies.)

5. Lions can grow up in about 15 detik just oleh walking across a log.

6. Clouds can speak.

7. Baboon’s always have the catchiest songs.

8. Always treat warthogs with proper respect(refer...
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(NOTE: This entire artikel is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

Hey everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other hari on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....


Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profil really quick to see if I got a medal........
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Copy and pasted from: link


I really mean it! What would anda be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would anda be able to do if menulis fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would anda do if it's illegal to do a cover of your favorit song on YouTube? What would anda do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would anda do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet from getting killed oleh SOPA/TPP!...
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