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posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around anda has an attitude problem
2.your adding cokelat chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything anda say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive anda crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and anda just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to meninju, pukulan someone without a reason
12.if anda start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if anda were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give anda 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so anda know*
So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed oleh a movie nowadays. buku have the ability to let anda think about the horror and let anda imagine it yourself, and video games let anda experience it from a first hand perspective, but film are not the best with making anda feel scared. Even the good horror film don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 18: Camping

At The Nut House, Kevin and Liam were making plans.

Liam: That's my favorit spot.
Kevin: Which is why I recommended it.
Wayne: *Walks in with Miss. Heart*
Kevin: Here come the cinta birds.
Wayne: What's up guys?
Liam: We're just planning a camping trip.
Miss. Heart:...
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posted by windwakerguy430
E3 this tahun was kind of an atrocity. Bethesda had a huge mess with their audience, EA was EA, Ubisoft was publishing a game for the fucking WII in 2019, and no one cares about Microsoft. But Devolver does what they do best, be ultra violent and insane. Even if their perpustakaan of games wasn’t that big, they were all very impressive. A new horror game, a running battle royale, DLC for The Messenger, and a new trailer for my most anticipated game of the year, My Friend Pedro. So let’s talk about it.



My Friend Pedro follows an unnamed, masked man and his friend, a talking pisang named Pedro,...
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I find it extremely amusing that anda guys debat about my gender. Fair enough, anda have never met me atau seen a picture of me [other than my hands atau arms]...
Honestly even then anda might have trouble lol. (Oh well) Here’s a story: two days after getting introduced to a friend of my friend’s, she was like “I apologize, but I am completely confused as to what gender anda are.” And I was like, “yeah easy mistake, trust me, it happens a lot.” (There’s lebih to the story but I’ll cut it here) this happens regularly... an$ I actually really appreciate how she appoched the situation,...
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(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If anda ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many lebih miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can anda see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison bunga comes uncurled.
19-Now...
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Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm menulis this artikel in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the puncak, atas 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which...
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Tired of taking the tedious way out of everything? Is life just NOT giving anda the luck anda want? Do anda want to know cool and fast ways out of common annoying scenarios? Then this daftar the daftar for anda my friend! =D

I hope anda enjoy my daftar of Life Hacks! And who knows, maybe a few of these will really help anda out. :)

#1. Here's a simple but effective life hack. Are anda ever feeling down, depressed, atau sad? Stick a pencil horizontally in the middle of your lips and hold it there, then you'll be smiling. This may seem REALLY stupid at first, but doing this will actually trick your brain into...
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take komentar asking pertanyaan from the last episode and answer them in the selanjutnya article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope anda enjoy our third episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(By now it's pretty much a rule that every episode will come out 10 days after the last one. Seriously, the first one was made 20 days ago, the detik was made 10 days ago, and here I am making it right now. Coincidence? Ah, whatever. XD)

And now, it's shout-out time! Here is a special thank anda to all the people who...
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posted by nikkibellafan02
hey everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bas, bass oleh Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a fan club about u and make the artikel their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then oleh all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends halloween eve. atau U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and puncak, atas me.
posted by canal
Kody and I stayed right where we were and no one came out. No Mason, no Jonathan. "Are they alive?" I asked. "I don't know" Kody berkata standing up. I krept through the front door. The house was a mess and no sign of the boys. "Are they dead" I asked in a low whisper. "Nope" Jonathan berkata standing in the doorway.
"Where's Mason" Kody asked with a raised eyebrow. "He's ..not here right now" Jonathan said. "I'm right here" Mason said. The menit he stepped through the door everything froze except Mason and I. "Mason your okay" I berkata happily. "Not really" he said. He dropped to his knees and he...
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posted by iluvinvaderzim
i handed in a scrumpled piece of homework to my teacher mr.ark. mr.ark turned out to be my my arch enemy arkitick. i grabbed my lunch kit and chucked it at him and he got a acar lodged in his nose. he took the acar out and started chasing me. he chased me out into the hallway and then into the musik room. he locked the door and slowly walked towards me while pulling a scythe out from behind the piano.he swung it at me and i dodged. i grabbed a tuba stuck it over his head and shoved him out the window.

"wow sophi that was an exiting sounding day" berkata kit, "to bad anda lost your lunch" berkata bobby, "well good night guys" i berkata and logged of fanpop. i was asleep before i hit the bed.

THE END
posted by canal
lol sorry just a story I wrote


Darkness rose out of the ground covering everthing in a two foot radious."Hello" I yelled with the darkness beckoning me. As I stood to my feet as saw him dark blue eyes and dark hair the fell in front of his eyes. I ran towards him but he vanished as I touched him. "No" I whispered to myself. I heard a voice that was unfurmilure. "Come to me" the soft voice said. As a sudden fog disappeared I saw him again. I walked over and put my hand on his arm. "Your real" I muttered.
He gave me a duh look and walked away. I reached my hand out slightly then dropped it back...
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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an apel, apple to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit oleh a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking meneruskan, ke depan to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking meneruskan, ke depan to my new world
Writing names, menulis names, YEAH!
Writing...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Battle of Wits
Subuddhi and Kubuddhi were always trying to get the better of each other. One day, in October, Kubuddhi saw a mangga growing on his tree. He knocked it down, wrapped it in a cloth and waited for Subuddhi to come by. When he did he called out to him. "I have a riddle for you," he said. "Can anda tell me what buah-buahan is wrapped in this cloth? If anda guess correctly anda may take anyone thing from my house that anda can carry out with your two hands; if anda fail I'll come to your house and carry away something."
"All right," berkata Subuddhi, always ready to match his wits with Kubuddhi. "It...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Drug addiction is now a global problem. This social cancer has spread its poisonous claw all over the world. Frustration is the cause of this addiction. Unemployment problem, political cataclysm, lack of family ties, lack of cinta affection etc give rise to frustration.Again this addiction gives rise to social crimes. When the addicted can not afford to oleh drugs, they commit many kinds of social crimes like hijacking, looting , plundering killing, robbery etc. Drugs beruang a terrible effect on human body. They kill them slowly but surely. No physician can stop the changes that take place in the...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
i will never leave im stuck on earth i cant go up atau down i sit oleh my grave at midnight watching the moon and dark grey clouds

serigala howl in the dead of night
the moon gives of not one single light
i see someone sitting at a grave stone for two
his mum and dad are in thoughs stones sitting right selanjutnya to me

as i watch him cry and scream he reminds me alot of me not happy not sad just plain old gloom being watched from air being moved oleh doom

then i see someone else walk oleh coming over to me he sits there watching looking into the white stone he knows it was him he knows why

he didn't mean for me to die none of them did maybe if they berkata they cared atau maybe just berkata then meybe i could have lefted this world atleast i wouldn't be trapped

then the boy looks straight into my eyes looking like hes trying to tampil all his 100 lies then he says im sorry just dont leave without me saying to anda go leave rest in peace.
posted by shutyourface
yo
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me

i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? atau i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened oleh the way it is how some people act) he berkata something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are anda sure anda don't want that private tutor?

thankyou for listening and become a fan of me and my article
posted by teamsalvatore98
(from 20-1 <3)
20. running out of toilet paper
19. repetitive ads
18. my parents telling me I need to do something productive
17. that hari of the tahun when all your good clothes are dirty and your parents won't let anda wear dirty clothes so anda have to wear shit-clothes that look boyish (or girlish) on you.
16. the number 45
15. the letter W (i mean seriously. it isn't a double-u its a double-v.)
14. whores/prostitutes/sluts/man-whores
13. police officers
12. eating meat
11. when someone reports me for something completely stupid
10. people teasing me (my dad does this) because I'm a klutz
9. justin bieber
8. berwarna merah muda, merah muda (the color the artist is cool)
7. non-believers
6. assholes
5. imvu ads (selling sex again, IMVU?)
4. eHarmony commercials
3. hypocrites
2. posers
1. hypocrites who are posers and think they're so cool when they're really just stupid morons.
posted by Mallory101
If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest acak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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