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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Solve the puzzles oleh saying them out loud, over and over, faster and faster, repeating the phrase, until anda "hear" the answer.

Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place) Answer: Los Angeles

1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)

2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character)

3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (person)

4. MOW BEAD HICK (book)

5. TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN (person)

6. CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (product)

7. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (thing)

8. AISLE OH VIEW (phrase)

9. TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH (TV show)

10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US (person)

11. DOCKED mobil jenazah, hearse WHOSE (person)

12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (place)

13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN...
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posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is lebih of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
unknown
Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most pahit of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... lol twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT anda
1. Are anda single?
Yeah.

2. Are anda happy about that?
no

3. Are anda bored?
YES

4. Are anda sad?
Nah.

5. Are anda Italian?
No...

6. Are anda pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are anda cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are anda Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. favorit color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by Bluekait
Dude, this is scary! Let me tell anda want happened.

I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,

"HEY!"

As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He berkata (and still yelling),

"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"

I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I berkata "No" and he did a "Darn"

Then he told all his friends that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true atau not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His friends were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"

I thought I may want to share
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hey everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: anda know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: anda were supposed to make them laugh anda idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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posted by shiriny
Type out the sentence anda end up in comments:

Pick the bulan anda were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the hari (number) anda were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...
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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he berkata "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just cinta alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and keterangan and he put the man inside and berkata "see anda in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the detik man he asked the same pertanyaan and the man replied "oh man I just cinta to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
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posted by blondcat30
its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? mandi, shower 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong atau hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I cinta yous atau calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells acak girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king atau fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...
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OK,everyone.The reason anda were going to explode if anda didn't click this is because we're gonna have a contest!!!WHO CAN POST THE MOST acak VIDEO atau PICTURE???????!!(You could also post komentar selanjutnya to your picture atau video to describe what's going on,or even captions!Same rules apply below.But anda don't HAVE to post komentar atau captions selanjutnya to it if anda don't want to.It's completly opitional.)If anda post just a komentar atau caption and no picture atau video,by the way,it will not count and anda won't have a shot at winning.Sorry!
Here are the rules:
1.It has to be COMPLETELY RANDOM.IT CAN'T...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Selena is being threatened oleh disgruntled fan because of Justin Bieber. She has had to endure an attack on her facebook and Twitter accounts to boot!

A few days yang lalu Selena fan on social media networks were shocked when they saw messages like this: "Oh yeh, Justin Bieber suc **!!!"," this message is for Puha, anda your bi ** ** ".O_O

What was happening? Well, some joker named PkinJ0r hacked Sel's Twitter and Facebook!

Luckily, Selena then realized what was going on and began to solve the problem, but not before leaving this reassuring message to fans: "Sorry everybody. My facebook page and my Twitter account has been hacked and we're cleaning it up. "

Since attacks on artis accounts are nothing new, it can't do much damage.
posted by nessienjake
Haha I found it on the internet and I just loved it :)
its short but funny :D


A Really Bad hari
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps selanjutnya to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy anda another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This hari is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the bintang Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked selanjutnya to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage oleh two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was...
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posted by MTahmisian
Never have I ever….


* Been on a tanggal atau in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, friends and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter atau seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo atau piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked atau done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to eropa atau Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England...
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posted by ilovetowrite
Why ,Why, Why ?
Should I Try......
to cinta someone
they see him trying to fly
but i don't cinta so tell me
why ,why ,why?
Can't I fly
without my useless wings
so why ,why ,why?
and If I'll die
I can say goodbye
with a lot of pride
I can see through my mind
Why, why,why ?
they'll not oblige me
to be ............
who i don't wanna be
they'll never take me away
and i'll stay in that way
that's why ,,,,,,,,,,,,
I'll never care about them
I'll forever fly to
everywhere without any supply
so let me be!
posted by crazy_frog222
Your alarm goes off, anda hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm mandi, shower to help anda wake up.
He goes days atau weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the menyeberang, salib hanging on his chain selanjutnya to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't...
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posted by MrsGerrenHowell
dont anda just cinta being acak i mean on this spot anda can talk about anything anda want like sausages atau mashed potatoe
its cool to be acak like just yeasterday i saw a bird and then i saw a plane how acak (i just thought i would write that)

life should be lebih acak it makes life lebih fun


whats your favourite acak thing to do apart from talk about acak stuff and do acak things?? acak words

fly
spatula
carrot
peeler
saucepan



it says write a longer artikel boring

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posted by PartyOrange
 This is your new language.
This is your new language.
(This artikel is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how anda want to be "Miku-Chan" when anda get older.

4. On puncak, atas of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If anda have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that anda think they're Tom Cruise atau madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie bintang in question).
Ask the guy selanjutnya to anda to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person selanjutnya to you, "Are anda in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, anda have a very irate home,' she berkata governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that anda have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair oleh leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while anda were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while anda were talking

6. Had people tell anda that anda are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell anda that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush oleh your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...
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posted by darange
hi i am darange and welcome to getting to know me.
well first off my name is Clara H. in case anda didn't know.
i am 17 and i live Chicago, i have 7 siblings on my moms side and 5 siblings on my real dads side.
i live with my mom and i have never met my real dad.
unfortunately i never will because he died 4 years ago.
sense i moved to Chicago i am going to be halaman awal schooled, where i live there are not that many great schools. i have one friend that moved out here already, so i guess thats ok
4 puncak, atas thngs i cinta besides family and friends :
1.Music
2.books
3. humor
4.Doctor Who
Music:
Music has...
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