ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: anda are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET anda FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: anda tagihan, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought anda picked a hari out of a hat for that atau something.
ME: permen hari is when I say it is permen Day. It's when I say it is permen Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: anda thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes anda have been in today.
ME: Midget hari Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were anda gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess anda were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could anda possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: anda can't sing. anda can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, anda tampil me what anda got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks atau so but monsters were around
A Million years yang lalu but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the bernyanyi birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when anda share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what anda feel inside is not just cinta persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone anda knew and If anda had a labu they might like that too
And although anda may scare them, they won't go away, because we all cinta on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: anda have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: anda are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET anda FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: anda tagihan, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought anda picked a hari out of a hat for that atau something.
ME: permen hari is when I say it is permen Day. It's when I say it is permen Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: anda thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes anda have been in today.
ME: Midget hari Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were anda gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess anda were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could anda possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: anda can't sing. anda can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, anda tampil me what anda got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks atau so but monsters were around
A Million years yang lalu but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the bernyanyi birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when anda share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what anda feel inside is not just cinta persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone anda knew and If anda had a labu they might like that too
And although anda may scare them, they won't go away, because we all cinta on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: anda have no holiday spirit.
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do anda want?" "I'm calling to laporan my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank anda very much for the call, sir." The selanjutnya day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your membaca my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even membaca this.
4. anda didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did anda notice I skipped number three.
7. anda don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that anda silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then anda realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But anda remember that a fact is something that can be proven right atau wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. anda wish anda never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch anda with the missing number this time. atau did I?
14. anda wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind membaca powers amaze you.
16. anda totally forgot I was only supposed to tell anda ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even membaca this.
4. anda didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did anda notice I skipped number three.
7. anda don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that anda silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then anda realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But anda remember that a fact is something that can be proven right atau wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. anda wish anda never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch anda with the missing number this time. atau did I?
14. anda wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind membaca powers amaze you.
16. anda totally forgot I was only supposed to tell anda ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children bernyanyi in a row, then anda sneeze and anda fall down. Did anda ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - anda used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how anda knew anda had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - anda know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children bernyanyi in a row, then anda sneeze and anda fall down. Did anda ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - anda used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how anda knew anda had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - anda know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.