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posted by cute20k
1. Dial a acak number and confuse the person who jawaban oleh saying things like;
"Why did anda call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up acak statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a acak artikel like this.

4. At walmart atau somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, atau a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.

5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"

6. Text everyone anda know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"

7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your friends as your sidekick atau other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one anda deeply despise.

8. Flirt with perverts on the web. (Best times are around 9-11 am in my time, in the south eastern area of the united states, sorry I don't know time zones!)

9. (girls, atau cross-dressers....) Blind fold your friends and yourself and give each other blind makeovers. (results may vary)

10. (girls atau menyeberang, salib dressers..) First you'll need a half full/half empty atau completely empty perfume atau body mist bottle. Add smelly things and strange liquids while trying to maintain a believeable color and offer the original fragrance to either a friend as a joke atau to an enemy.
1. Change the lyrics to a populer song to hilarious acak lyrics.

12. Find a poster of a celeb. anda hate atau a picture of an enemy and use markers/cheap makeup to paint them into your point of view towards them.

13. Drive a riding lawnmower down the jalan, street casually.

14. Carry a dipan, sofa down the jalan, street and see how long it takes until someone calls the police.

15. Try some of the permen in the medicine cabinet.

16. Tell everyone how much anda cinta them, including strangers.

17. (aimed at guys) Undress and meet me in the back with the jack at the juke box ;) (jk)

18. Take your pants off and run around your neighborhood screaming "MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"

19. Chat with strangers on the internet! That seems to be what most of us do.

20. Try a stage slide in shorts.

21. Complain to acak strangers about a bruise on your buttox.

22. Give your mother a jantung attack and tell her your pregnant. (especially affective for guys but aimed at girls)

23. Shake up a soda can (while the hobos not looking) and politely offer the cold drink to a hobo seemingly obliviously.

24. Try to make your own soda. (ex. For jeruk, orange soda add jeruk, orange food coloring atau jeruk, orange jus to sprite) Now offer your creation to someone.
25. (girls... atau cross-dressers) Hang upside down from a pohon and give your friend a makeover.

26.Go streaking through town.

27. Go skinny dipping.

28. Write cuss words on the side walk with chalk in a neighborhood with small children.

29. Try playing baseball with tomatoes.

30. Go around town getting acak people to sign your t-shirt.

31. Have a free hug day.

32. Have a cake/pie fight.

33. Ask for band name suggestions at a gay bar.(I've done this before. Hilarious outcomes.) *

34. Play midnight subway gerobak, keranjang game (run from subway gerobak, keranjang to subway gerobak, keranjang before the doors close.)

35. Throw a themed party (ex. football bros and cheerleading hoes)

36. Water gun drive by.

37. Have a picnic on a roof!
38. Flour Bombing- it's really cheap and easy...
Buy a load of cheap tissues and flour.
Open a tissue up and put about a handful of flour inside.
Then screw the puncak, atas of the tissue up so that it is sealed, but not too tight.
Make as many of these as anda like and membagi, split them out evenly between your friends.
Find a large field atau garden, put on some old clothes and go crazy throwing them at eachother (it's even better at night!)
Same rules apply as in paintballing!

39. Racing in shopping carts is major fun.

40. Push your friend in a baby stroller (let go) down the steepest bukit, hill in your neighborhood (A 1st aid kit might come in handy.)

41.Take ketchup packets from McDonalds and leave them under car tires in a parking lot.

45. Do the same with eggs and rotten tomatoes.

46. Sit your younger brother/sister/cousin/something (If anda don't have these subsitutions may include a close friend who's good at being annoying) on a bangku in anda front yard and try to auction them off.

47. Leave a hamburger on puncak, atas of someone's car and wait in a car nearby and watch their reaction..

48. Tell some little kids your having an Easter Egg Hunt atau something ( But don't hide anything!!) And watch as they look and look.

49.Jump Trucking (jump on the back of a truck/van and see where it takes you)
50. WalMart atau Super Store Frogging(basically means anda plan to sneak a sleepover, they stay open for 24 hours so hide and wait til everyones gone)

51. T-P someone's house

52. Cow tipping!!

53. Wait until its dark and when a neighbor atau family comes home. Hide in the bushes and as they walk by, spray them with something like silly string atau washable spray paint.

54. Go food Sampling (like trick atau treating, instead of door to door anda go store to store and collect acak food samples--the mall food court is a good place to start. At the end of the day, dump all your collectibles on a plate and have lunch/dinner together)

55. Mute Dialogue a Movie atau a TV tampil (bring down the sound atau mute it and make up what they're saying lol)

56. Night time Glow PaintBall shooting/Water Balloon Fighting (fill guns with glow in the dark paint atau fill water balloons and make a game of it at night...Remember the lebih anda get hit the easier it is to find anda and target anda again. Play til anda run out)

57. Ride Railing of an escalator (run up a down escalator, run down an up escalator...Warning: the inexperienced WILL get hurt---or thrown out lol)

58. selanjutnya time anda go eat fast food go thru the drive thru without a car and demand service!

59. Fast food Hopping. Grab Mcdonalds fries, Burger King Whoppers, Wendy's Frosty, Arby's keju mozzarella, mozzarella Sticks, KFC nuggets, Subway drink (or switch it around, then sit down outside a fancy restaurant and have a nice but cheap meal and do some people watching especially as they come out of the restaurant with empty wallets)
60. Do some karaoke with friends atau better yet go caroling hot hits door to door (if they complain say you're observing a religious holiday, it's even funnier to say after anda finished bernyanyi Baby Got Back. Make sure to ask for any requests and try to beatbox even if you're terrible at it)

61. When the phone rings and its a sells call, say you're not buying but then try to sell them the competitors product.

62. Call a pizza place. Tell them you're new and town and your neighbors asked anda to order pizza for a party but since you're new round here you're not really sure what this pizza thing is and ask them to explain it to you. When they say "Bread with meat and cheese on it." Ask them something like "What kind of bread? Like a sandwich? With meat? Well, what kind of meat? Couldn't I just put some turkey & cheese on a sandwich?" For best outcomes, call a place where it is against the rules for an employee to hang up on a customer who calls. (In my town there's a place called "Hungry Howie's where these rules apply. My brother's friend is expert at this kind of stuff and did this --He made the call last almost an hour!

62. Eat something that is bad for you, then bathe in pepto-bismal.

63. Tie yourself to the back of a car then jump off while its moving and have someone videotape anda getting extremely bad road-rash at the speeds of 50 to 70mph...

64. Run around town and lick every shops window .

65. Bring a wireless microphone into town and sing beside someone playing a gitar etc.

66. Sit on your roof and throw water baloons at pedestrians.

67. Follow acak people around and pretend anda know them oleh trying to make conversation.

68. Run around in your underwear with a wand and a harry potter outfit and yell spells at people.
69. Go to Wal-Mart and when the announcer comes on Say this Its those voices again!!! Scream that in an isle!!

70. Go into a acak store with a lot of people and screamI WON THE LOTTERY!!!

71.When anda are in class lightly bob your head to a light tune and then think of a really heavy metal tune and just whip out the air gitar and everything! Thrash your head around too!!!

72. Get whipped cream in a bottle and spray randoms!!

73. Have a hugging contest!

74. Try on old people clothes clothes at the mall and upload them onto your fanpop/myspace/facebook atau another account!

75. Knock and run on peoples houses(teaches, mates, old people)

76. Put kacang mentega on the handle of acak cars

77. follow a acak car halaman awal to mess with them

78. fast food football (have someone run through and grab your bag of food as the people are handing it to you;; anda get another bag of food free)

79. dress up as the oppostie sex and go into public.

80. hide behind things at the mall and throw eggs/water balloons at people walking oleh

81. Get a whole basket of food, wait till its all checked out, and say anda forgot your wallet

82. drive through the mcdonalds drive-thru backwards

83. Get kicked out of wal-mart84. Rent golfcarts and race your friends on them

85. Honk going through a neighborhood early in the morning atau late at night and wake people up.

86. tampil up at the wrong house, pretend its your friends house (that you've never been to) and just go right in and pretend everythings normal.

87. Rearrange your entire house before your parents come halaman awal

88.get a bald cap, go to school and pretend like anda shaved your head.

89. Walk in public with your pants off casually

90. Climb a pohon and drop eggs on cars.

91. Mess with the scale at a doctor's office so everyone thinks they're really fat.


93. Video yourself doing a silly dance to a song then watch it after and laugh.

94. Text every contact saying your pregnant/getting married/diagnosed with autism/etc.

95. Black mail your teacher.

96.Pile up all your stuffed toys in the middle of a room then jump in them.

97. Open your window and yell out of it, "You'll never take me alive coppers!"

98. Type in 'Things to do when you're bored' on youtube.
99. On the computer, make a fake advertisement for a Gardener and put it out in the porch. Later, find out if your parents think it is real!

100. Put a sign up outside your house saying 'Brother/siter for sale'

101. Draw a banana.

102. Slap yourself until anda get hurt.

103. Pretend to look around your room as if it has just turned into Narnia.

104. try to balance as many spoons on your face as anda can.

105. Pretend anda are running away from yourself.

106. Try to break a CD (one that anda don't use anymore).

107. Make a mixture of all the liquids in your bathroom then put it in a bottle and name it (your name)'s secret bath lotion.

108. Post a video onto youtube of anda doing the most acak things ever.

109. Walk around your room without walking on the floor.

110. Make a sale of the most acak things ever outside your house.

111. daftar all the swear words anda know and mail the note to a acak adress.

112. Make up a video called,''What to do when you're bored
113.You grab a stuff animal(has to be small) and anda run up and the side walk yelling pussy come back. anda get some crazy looks and its really funny.

114. Go do something that would make the world a little bit better- Protest for chickens who like to menyeberang, salib the road's questioned authorities.

115. Sit on your roof with your friends, and if someone gives anda a weird look from the street, yell "We are waiting to board the mothership!"
116. Play Sweet & asam with some friends. Stand on a jalan, street corner and wave at every car that passes. If they wave back atau smile, yell "Sweet." If they ignore anda atau give anda a dirty look, yell "SOUR!" and chase them as long as anda would like.

117. Go to Wal-Mart and just sit in the middle of an isle with your friends. See how long it takes for someone to make anda move.

118. Go to a store like target and play phone tag (if anda have a picture cell phone) --- like walk through the store and the game is to try to get pics of your friends w/o them seeing anda and w/o them taking pictures of you!

119. Go teepeeing go through a drive thru and order acak **** and mess with the pe

120. Stay a couple nights in a hotle with about 20 people in the same room (got kicked out.

121. Go to a store and pretend your blind.

123. Dress up like Santa & go to walmart & wish people a merry Christmas! (no matter if it's natal atau not!)

124. Run really fast and slide on a carpet then count how many rug burns anda get
125. Find a number anda like (preferably 47) and become obsessed with it.
Don’t worry; I’ve listed some interesting examples of ‘obsessive behaviour’ to start anda off:
Buy all the t-shirts and items of clothing anda can with that number on it, or, if that fails, go to a t-shirt printers and get some made. If anda prefer, there is always the option of buying an age badge of your number from any good card/gift shop. If they have sold out of your number, make your badge out of paper plates and koktil, koktail sticks.
Every time anda spot your number (whether on your own atau in public) point to it and scream “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” as loud as anda can.
When anda go out nightclubbing, steal a girl friend’s eyeliner pencil and draw that number on your forehead. (Don’t use your own pencil, if anda have one – such extensive use will shorten the life of anda eye-liner for sure.) People may stare at anda – don’t be alarmed if this happens. They are simply amazed oleh how cool anda look.
Get the DJs of any pubs anda visit (don’t bother with club DJs – they won’t take anda seriously) to announce your preferred number over the PA system as often as anda can. Don’t be disheartened if continuous harassment of the DJ gets anda thrown out of your local – remember the power of your number, and have faith that the pub landlord will come round eventually.
Make an occasion of Halloween. Get a pumpkin, carve out the shape of your sacred number, and take it with anda when anda go out. Remember, anda can’t throw away the carved out labu number! Best keep it in your freezer for all eternity so it’s always there to protect anda from evil.
Sometimes a nonsensical word, for instance ‘Toyspens’, can be used in conjunction with your chosen number for added effect. However, be very careful when deciding on your word atau anda may end up accidentally summoning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse again.
If someone asks anda “Why??” laugh hysterically and then ignore them for a few days. They’ll soon realise their mistake.

126. Get a group of friends and climb into the window in a store and pretend to be manicans oleh standing as still as possible and posing. See how many people anda can fool.

127. Hang out on someone's roof and talk.

128. CLIFF JUMPING! anda ALWAYS WALK AWAY WITH A CUT atau SOMETHING! ITS A GREAT TIME BRING A VIDEO CAMERA129. Throw on some Mexican wrestling masks and sit in the trees drinking scotch...and scare the hell out of early morning joggers.

130. well, anda know those people who get their deer heads mounted? Anyway, take it & ride around in the car with it. Occasionally stick it's head out the window sometimes.

131. Go around during an election season collecting the signs for one candidate and making note of what house we took it from, then go and switch those signs with people who were promoting the other candidate.

132. Try slamming a revolving door.
posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything anda may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope anda like it, I've diposting it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Animetama
Here are some tips on getting a shy atau quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, anda may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, atau too serious, as berkata before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang...
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting gambar captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated oleh the smoke atau get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, anda rant so much about how anda have a hard time making choices. Whether anda should work on your assignment atau go out with your friends. Whether anda should tanggal this guy atau that guy. Whether anda should break up with your boyfriend atau not. Whether anda should wear the berwarna merah muda, merah muda blus atau the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely cinta my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place anda can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do anda think anda are messing with? Don't anda know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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posted by tamar20
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their komentar and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If anda don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to anda atau start swearing atau being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down atau until they talk to anda nicely. Some people can be diberikan detik chances to realize that anda aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate anda for. But some people just won’t like anda in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the tampil is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If anda look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", atau perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making anda upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way anda are, atau they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, atau don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying anda for "no reason", it's because they like you, atau is jealous of you, atau it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give anda a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if anda can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your hari been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written oleh a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever anda do, don't just tampil up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to ciuman in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope anda enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and anda failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail anda out of jail, a best friend will be sitting selanjutnya to anda saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the pantai like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made anda smile
8:Clear as a bel, bell my nody berkata "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character atau the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend anda their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat atau drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why anda have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents oleh Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, oleh Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail anda out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting selanjutnya to anda sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen anda cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else anda cried...just laugh about it with anda in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised oleh the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one ikan heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them anda are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that anda want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines hari gift your friends a cucumber and tell them anda grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it selanjutnya to your ear and say that he talks to anda and says he need a new halaman awal and thats why anda buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like atau cinta and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn lebih fans......add acak ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn lebih fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medali ...u have to add lebih pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have lebih medali .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get lebih fans.....and frnds too.

when i have lebih ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 hari everybody and type ur komentar plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at acak times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that anda are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this daftar ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs anda know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that anda are a muggle born even if anda did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope anda liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a pertanyaan on this spot that asked "If anda saw Justin Bieber standing on the puncak, atas of a building getting ready to jump, would anda cry atau scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on puncak, atas of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do anda people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone anda know atau care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created oleh augustemily1997

Created oleh augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did anda know that every night before anda go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to ciuman you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If anda repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with anda will approach anda within one bulan and ask anda out atau grab anda and ciuman you. but if anda break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did anda here about the blonde who shot an panah into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the jalan, street when the sign berkata "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when anda ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know anda could play Twister all oleh yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know anda could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: anda spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he atau she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that anda can see that anda di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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