Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a pisang strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the daftar anda have to watch out for:
1.The simplest way is the pisang peel. Bananas like to be wackos and tampil themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if anda are near a slippery set of stairs at school and anda don't see the pisang peel, there's a chance anda will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a pisang pohon and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN pisang AND A BROWN pisang TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown pisang has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if anda put it selanjutnya to a clean and nice and brave banana, there will be conversion there! anda do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my buah-buahan bowl...
4. If anda didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think anda are destroying their dignity, so if anda don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they tampil anda what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if anda just got done saying that anda really like them and anda want to eat more. If anda throw the banana, it will come back at anda in the face, probably giving anda a broken nose and blindness. And if anda are really smart, do not give a pisang to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas anda are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But anda can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
1.The simplest way is the pisang peel. Bananas like to be wackos and tampil themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if anda are near a slippery set of stairs at school and anda don't see the pisang peel, there's a chance anda will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a pisang pohon and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN pisang AND A BROWN pisang TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown pisang has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if anda put it selanjutnya to a clean and nice and brave banana, there will be conversion there! anda do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my buah-buahan bowl...
4. If anda didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think anda are destroying their dignity, so if anda don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they tampil anda what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if anda just got done saying that anda really like them and anda want to eat more. If anda throw the banana, it will come back at anda in the face, probably giving anda a broken nose and blindness. And if anda are really smart, do not give a pisang to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas anda are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But anda can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
* jeruk, orange Lavaburst
* persik (no longer produced)
* Poppin' berwarna merah muda, merah muda Lemonade
* stroberi Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* permen apel, apple cooler
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* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* buah-buahan Pow
* buah-buahan Punch
* Orange
* jeruk, orange Supernova
* berwarna merah muda, merah muda Lemonade
* frambos, raspberry Kiwi
* Strawberry
* stroberi Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C asam Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
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* persik (no longer produced)
* Poppin' berwarna merah muda, merah muda Lemonade
* stroberi Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* permen apel, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* buah-buahan Pow
* buah-buahan Punch
* Orange
* jeruk, orange Supernova
* berwarna merah muda, merah muda Lemonade
* frambos, raspberry Kiwi
* Strawberry
* stroberi Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C asam Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if anda sometimes feel sad atau depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to anda sorry, but if your in any other country, then anda still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When anda think of cokelat everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if anda sometimes feel sad atau depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to anda sorry, but if your in any other country, then anda still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When anda think of cokelat everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other artikel like this so here's another one.I hope anda enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks oleh (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a teh party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals oleh say "would anda like to gabung us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the berwarna merah muda, merah muda fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good atau I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks oleh (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a teh party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals oleh say "would anda like to gabung us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the berwarna merah muda, merah muda fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good atau I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?