Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes yang lalu "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say anda understand when anda don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. anda don't have PMS, so don't act like anda know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me anda never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook; doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
6. We don't like it when anda act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If anda did something wrong atau even if anda didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; makan malam and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious oleh nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, atau anything else anda and your friends talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be diberikan at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; anda may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool anda think your goatee atau beard atau mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if anda think it is cool to burp, fart, atau emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: anda have a better shot at us than anda ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. anda can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't anda aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way atau another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
i found it like 2minutes yang lalu "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say anda understand when anda don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. anda don't have PMS, so don't act like anda know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me anda never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook; doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
6. We don't like it when anda act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If anda did something wrong atau even if anda didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; makan malam and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious oleh nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, atau anything else anda and your friends talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be diberikan at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; anda may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool anda think your goatee atau beard atau mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if anda think it is cool to burp, fart, atau emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: anda have a better shot at us than anda ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. anda can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't anda aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way atau another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...