I'm here to tell anda that I cinta you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that anda hate me.
anda take my hand and throw it back.
I'm here to tell anda that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me anda could care less.
I'm here to hug anda when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell anda how smart anda are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.
I'm here to tell anda that I cinta you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that anda hate me.
anda take my hand and throw it back.
I'm here to say that it's Valentine's Day, and I'd appreciate a hug.
You're here to say, it's Valentine's Day, and anda don't give a fuck.
I'm here to say, just please, one day.
You're here to say "No, it doesn't work that way."
I'm here to fuck up, and ruin your life.
You're here to rise up, and have a good time.
I'm here to say, one final goodbye.
I cinta you, I do, but now I must die.
You're here to say that anda doubt it so.
And now, I'm finally letting go.
I'm here to tell anda that I cinta you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that anda hate me.
anda take my hand and throw it back.
Goodbye my love, this was your last chance.
It's the hari I die, with facaded romance.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that anda hate me.
anda take my hand and throw it back.
I'm here to tell anda that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me anda could care less.
I'm here to hug anda when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell anda how smart anda are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.
I'm here to tell anda that I cinta you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that anda hate me.
anda take my hand and throw it back.
I'm here to say that it's Valentine's Day, and I'd appreciate a hug.
You're here to say, it's Valentine's Day, and anda don't give a fuck.
I'm here to say, just please, one day.
You're here to say "No, it doesn't work that way."
I'm here to fuck up, and ruin your life.
You're here to rise up, and have a good time.
I'm here to say, one final goodbye.
I cinta you, I do, but now I must die.
You're here to say that anda doubt it so.
And now, I'm finally letting go.
I'm here to tell anda that I cinta you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that anda hate me.
anda take my hand and throw it back.
Goodbye my love, this was your last chance.
It's the hari I die, with facaded romance.
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. naga say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. ikan say blub blub blub.
13. unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. naga say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. ikan say blub blub blub.
13. unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when anda hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when anda hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if anda just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then anda wrong but itll help if anda just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if anda just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if anda just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then anda wrong but itll help if anda just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if anda just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond pindah 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got halaman awal and found the wife preparing makan malam and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 lebih feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she balasa back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond pindah 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got halaman awal and found the wife preparing makan malam and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 lebih feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she balasa back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic detik line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying anda simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I cinta your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying anda simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I cinta your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'