1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim anda are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe anda but DONT give up, see how far anda can get ( WARNING, may result in anda being arrested)
2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"
3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when anda are the only one laughing.
4. when the plane is still on the ground, Rock back and forth in your kursi and say aloud "THIS TURBULANCE SURE IS ROUGH!!"
5. Wear rags and a headscarf, claim that your name is Svetolafoson Frojhkyhkjuhjdj and that anda are being deported back to Estonia, look pleased when your told that this plane is not going there. say "Really?!, u haf not met me if zey ask zen, ok?!"
6. As the plane is landing, adopt the 'Duck and Cover' position as anda scream "WE ARE GOING TO CRASH! ONLY DEATH AWAITS US ALL NOW! DEATH I TELLS YA!!!!" when anda land safely, stand up and leave the plane normally, thank the stewardess for a lovely flight.
7. Go in to the toilet and make loud vomiting noises, keep going for a few minutes, then come out and announce to the plane that the toilet is blocked, act like its not your fault.
8. Stand up and ask the passengers if anyone " wants to gabung the mile high club with you?" wink suggestively at various people...of both sexes.
9. Get the pilot to tampil anda round the cockpit, come out afterwards and say "YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGH HE COULD FLY THE PLANE AFTER SO MUCH vodka BUT IT JUST SHOWS, THEY REALLY ARE TRUE PROFESIONALS!".
10. Delight your fellow passengers with your impression of a plane crashing in to the sea, complete with sound effects.
11. Enthrall your companions on the plane oleh telling them that anda knew the pilot of Buddy Holly's plane and you're pretty sure he trained at the same place as your current pilot.
12. Give a fact filled guide of the area anda are flying over, this can include " And if anda look to your right anda will see the wreckage of our sister plane, after she was shot at and subsequently crashed in to that mountain side which, as anda can see, her burnt out hull remains embedded in, the bodies were never found.'
13. Streak.
14. Occasionally scream........loudly.
15. Get up and announce that anda are going to hi-jack the plane, make to get out a gun, but act like its not there, check all your pockets and then say " OH CRAP, I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN THE OTHER COAT, OK, NEVER MIND!" Sit down like nothing has happened.
16. From the detik anda take off, every ten detik say in the same voice "are we there yet?"
17. Keep sniffing around and eventually say in a loud voice "CAN anda SMELL BURNING?"
18. Go to the cockpit, wait a few second, then come back and say in a loud voice, "UMM SHOULD'NT THERE BE...LIKE....A PILOT?"
19. When your on a small, ten person plane, Inform everyone that anda used to be an aerodynamic engineer and this plane is VERY badly built.
20. As anda get of the plane, look worried and announce loudly" VAIT A MINUTE, VOT IZ ZIS PLACE?! ZIS IZ NOT POLAND, VERE ZE HELL IZ ZIS?!?!?!?"
21. If you're flying first class, make sure to sit behind someone. When that person is sleeping, grap your motion sickness bag and vomit in it. After anda do that, hold the bag in the air and then pop it on the person. See what happens......
2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"
3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when anda are the only one laughing.
4. when the plane is still on the ground, Rock back and forth in your kursi and say aloud "THIS TURBULANCE SURE IS ROUGH!!"
5. Wear rags and a headscarf, claim that your name is Svetolafoson Frojhkyhkjuhjdj and that anda are being deported back to Estonia, look pleased when your told that this plane is not going there. say "Really?!, u haf not met me if zey ask zen, ok?!"
6. As the plane is landing, adopt the 'Duck and Cover' position as anda scream "WE ARE GOING TO CRASH! ONLY DEATH AWAITS US ALL NOW! DEATH I TELLS YA!!!!" when anda land safely, stand up and leave the plane normally, thank the stewardess for a lovely flight.
7. Go in to the toilet and make loud vomiting noises, keep going for a few minutes, then come out and announce to the plane that the toilet is blocked, act like its not your fault.
8. Stand up and ask the passengers if anyone " wants to gabung the mile high club with you?" wink suggestively at various people...of both sexes.
9. Get the pilot to tampil anda round the cockpit, come out afterwards and say "YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGH HE COULD FLY THE PLANE AFTER SO MUCH vodka BUT IT JUST SHOWS, THEY REALLY ARE TRUE PROFESIONALS!".
10. Delight your fellow passengers with your impression of a plane crashing in to the sea, complete with sound effects.
11. Enthrall your companions on the plane oleh telling them that anda knew the pilot of Buddy Holly's plane and you're pretty sure he trained at the same place as your current pilot.
12. Give a fact filled guide of the area anda are flying over, this can include " And if anda look to your right anda will see the wreckage of our sister plane, after she was shot at and subsequently crashed in to that mountain side which, as anda can see, her burnt out hull remains embedded in, the bodies were never found.'
13. Streak.
14. Occasionally scream........loudly.
15. Get up and announce that anda are going to hi-jack the plane, make to get out a gun, but act like its not there, check all your pockets and then say " OH CRAP, I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN THE OTHER COAT, OK, NEVER MIND!" Sit down like nothing has happened.
16. From the detik anda take off, every ten detik say in the same voice "are we there yet?"
17. Keep sniffing around and eventually say in a loud voice "CAN anda SMELL BURNING?"
18. Go to the cockpit, wait a few second, then come back and say in a loud voice, "UMM SHOULD'NT THERE BE...LIKE....A PILOT?"
19. When your on a small, ten person plane, Inform everyone that anda used to be an aerodynamic engineer and this plane is VERY badly built.
20. As anda get of the plane, look worried and announce loudly" VAIT A MINUTE, VOT IZ ZIS PLACE?! ZIS IZ NOT POLAND, VERE ZE HELL IZ ZIS?!?!?!?"
21. If you're flying first class, make sure to sit behind someone. When that person is sleeping, grap your motion sickness bag and vomit in it. After anda do that, hold the bag in the air and then pop it on the person. See what happens......
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu jamur desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did anda ever see a desu, ciuman a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu jamur desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did anda ever see a desu, ciuman a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Hey, I Was Watching That New tampil Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia artikel About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old musik prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia artikel about Victorious:
"The tampil follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, anda Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia artikel About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old musik prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia artikel about Victorious:
"The tampil follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, anda Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!