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1. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. anda have to tell a guy what anda really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys cinta their moms atau grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. anda can never understand him unless anda listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with anda may end up being admired oleh your boyfriend.

11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes anda is when he teases you.

12. Guys cinta girls with brains lebih than girls in miniskirts.

13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

14. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

15. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

16. Guys don't really have final decisions.

17. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

18. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

19. Guys like girls who are like their moms atau grandmas. No kidding!
20. When a guy gives a crooked atau pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

21. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

22. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

23. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of anda atau he’s criticizing you.

24. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters anda and sometimes makes fun of you.

25. Guys hate girls who overreact.

26. Having one, good best friend to help anda through these problems and always being there for anda will make anda feel 110% better. Have a nice, long, confessing conversation with them before anda decide what you're gonna do with your boy.

27. Your girl friends are much better than boys will ever be. Always have your one amazing friend and you'll get each other through everything! <3
Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with buku scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to musik but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
It's best if anda say your opinion

Xbox 360 atau ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight atau Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do anda think of Justin Beiber? atau One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

nintendo atau Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should binatang have rights? (yep)

Halo atau COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

facebook atau twitter? (Facebook)


AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

bintang wars atau trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
posted by Nein-Nein
The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed oleh another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, atau to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the musik publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter atau a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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posted by fanizzle
My fuckin Little pony be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 oleh tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most baru saja generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil pony was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty pony toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little pony was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, oleh Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' oleh Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Ok I noticed a lot of artikel about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me meninju, pukulan themselves. Well here's some acak useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe atau something is ok, but think about what we can't call anda oleh your friends.

2) if we're your best friends and anda go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if anda go out with another tomboy atau skater atau emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want anda lebih than anda know.

4) we don't...
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A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead atau alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
anda can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong atau right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
anda can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
anda can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced oleh the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries anda invite me in
I am the betrayal anda could not have seen
The killer anda thought anda knew
One hari I will be your mother atau your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to anda as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If anda are the phone company, I already sent the money. If anda are my parents, please send money. If anda are my financial aid institution, anda didn't lend me enough money. If anda are my friends, anda owe me money. If anda are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by AngelFaceBarbie
This is my puncak, atas 14 fave sayings and kutipan :) Enjoy xx

14. anda got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when blackberry and apel, apple where just buah-buahan -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in cinta when anda cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
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~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two menit later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if anda are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when anda get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the komentar box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up luar angkasa so the artikel will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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hey everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the penulis of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope anda like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell anda where atau why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One hari there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to tempat tidur she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in menulis and are not mistakes atau bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune kue, cookie are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only oleh preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, oleh the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all pertanyaan about twilight that anda can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book laporan on the most boring buku of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that anda hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible penulis and her buku make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys atau something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball atau swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!