#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, anda guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do anda want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings anda want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound and NC moans lightly).
Care beruang (off-screen): Hi. We're the Care Bears, and everybody has to care about something--
(NC brings out his gun and starts shooting at the Care Bears as they are heard screaming.
#2:
NC: anda know...dick. Cause that's what anda are, a fucking dick. When anda tampil this image of the American flag destroyed...
(Such an image is shown)
NC (vo): ...you're not just tampilkan your dollar store symbolism that says "ooh, America's hurt."
NC: But, it's very clear that what is important to anda is not how anda view America. What is important to anda is how others see anda viewing America. So, anda can make up whatever anda want. anda can fabricate things, anda can lie about history.
(The hospital attack is shown)
NC (vo): anda can exaggerate, anda can glorify, anda can demonize, anda can distort the facts.
NC: anda can make up the truth. Make up the truth about people who lost their lives in this great tragedy. Why? Because you're doing it in the name that anda (thumping his chest) fuck cinta America. (now in full-on serious mode) I'm sorry! I-I-I don't fuck around with this shit! I don't, okay? These are people who have lost their lives, people who have been drafted, people who volunteered, people putting their pantat, keledai on the line, and many of them don't come back! You're taking it upon yourself to tampil that! And, I-I know what you're thinking, yeah, you're thinking, "Well, I'll just make up people, because they weren't really there, so I can do whatever I want with them, I can make shit up." And granted, anda don't deserve the responsibility to tampil real events. anda don't live in the real world! But what happens is that when anda take it and base it on a real event, anda have to tampil these real people. anda have to get it right, Michael Bay! anda have to get it right! Because this, this isn't Transformers, okay? That's kid's shit, anda can do whatever anda want. It's not The Rock! It's not Sean Connery saying "winners fuck the prom queen!" No, it's fuck Pearl Harbor! Reality! It actually happened! And I know you're thinking, "Well, it's Hollywood, we take liberties." Fuck you, it's not Hollywood! When anda take it upon yourself to represent something that really happened and is still painful and hurts a lot of people, that means anda have to do two things. One, anda have to grow up and be an adult! Two, anda have to actually represent these people as best as humanly possible, anda SON OF A BIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!
#3:
Maxie: (narrates) Hortense and Bernice married Kirk and Dirk, who are gloatingly thinking they've got it made. And here we have the ecstatic newlyweds Angelica and William, together with Mother Nanny, Granny, Victoria and the grandchildren, and the dalmatians and their children. Well, here's hoping they all live happily ever after. See anda soon.
NC: HAPPILY EVER AFTER?! What the hell is wrong with you?! This isn't a postcard! This is the sinking of the fucking Titanic! If anda wanted to be really faithful, anda would've said…
NC (voiceover): (as Maxie) Kirk and beladau, dirk got married to the evil stepsisters, William and Angelica married, as well as adopted the two Dalmatians, (An old black-and-white illustration of the real-life titanic sinking is shown) and over 1,500 died in one of the world's largest and most tragic disasters. See anda soon!
#4:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only hope is that Christian Bale doesn't take what I berkata about him too seriously— [The Critic's cell phone rings] 'Scuse me. [Opens and jawaban it] Hello?
Christian Bale: [Utilizing audio from his infamous rant] What the fuck are anda DOING?!
Nostalgia Critic: I'm sorry, man, I just thought—
Christian Bale: No, don't just be sorry. THINK for one fuckin' second!
Nostalgia Critic: Well that's not very nice.
Christian Bale: What the fuck is it with you? Are anda professional atau not?
Nostalgia Critic: Well, I don't like to brag, but—
Christian Bale: Fuck's sake, man, you're amateur!
Nostalgia Critic: Look, I don't know why you're getting so angry—
Christian Bale: No, shut the fuck up!
Nostalgia Critic: Maybe I could, uh—
Christian Bale: No! NO!! I wanna fuckin' kick your fuckin' ass!
Nostalgia Critic: Why are anda so angry? I just don't get it.
Christian Bale: What don't anda get about it?
Nostalgia Critic: Hold on, hold on. [Addresses the viewers] I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so anda don't have to. [Resumes the call]
Christian Bale: Gimme a fuckin' answer!
Nostalgia Critic: I just don't get why anda made batman sound like he had lung cancer.
Christian Bale: Ohhh, good for you! You're a nice guy.
Nostalgia Critic: Why thank you!
Christian Bale: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Nostalgia Critic: anda shut up! Go make "Reign of api 2"!
Christian Bale: No!
Nostalgia Critic: YES!
Christian Bale: NO!!
Nostalgia Critic: YES!!
Christian Bale: Fuck's sake.
#5:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so anda don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a meja to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!
#6:
Pistachio: anda know, I could tell just oleh looking at you. (holds up a mini-corn dog and a small handful of nuts) anda have a little wiener...and some tiny nuts. Oh, yeah.
NC: (bursts into loud, over the top, sarcastic laughter, that gets lebih and lebih hysterical, he then gets out of his chair and leaves the room. Cut to outside where Jim Jarosz is on his cell phone when NC comes out with a baseball bat, continuing to laugh hysterically while beating him down. He then sees Prof. Birmingham Dickens.)
Dickens: Oh, hello.
(A crazy-laughing NC runs up to him and beats the professor down as well. NC then looks at the camera like a wild man and starts running towards him as the cameramen tries backing away but is too slow and Critic beats down the cameraman).
NC: (continues to laugh like a maniac as he throws the bat away and walks off screen left. The camera then pans down to the carnage NC has left as we see Prof. Birmingham Dickens put his pipe into his mouth. Cut back to NC's room as he calms down and sits back down in his chair.)
NC: (suddenly conscious) Where was I the last two minutes?
#7:
Nostalgia Critic: Fucking-A, this is My Little pony fanfiction! Can't anda just see an episode ending like that?!
[cuts to a clip of My Little Pony]
Fluttershy: Anyone who would give their soul for love, has the power to change the world! Isn't that right, Ghost pony Rider?
Ghost pony Rider: (demonic roar)
Fluttershy: Right!
#8:
Critic: FUCJKING BUBBLES!!
#9:
Mark: I used to know this girl who had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she wound up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
[Johnny laughs]
Nostalgia Critic: That's not funny, anda sick fuck.
#10:
Denny: I just like to watch anda guys.
NC: (stunned again) Uhhhhhh...
#11:
Blade: Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice-skate uphill...
Nostalgia Critic: That is a really weird note to go out on.
#12:
Pennywise: I’ll tampil anda how to FLOOOAAAT down here.
Critic: Why doesn’t he just EAT these fucking kids? He’s eaten like half of the other kids in the neighborhood! Why doesn’t he just finish them off? I mean, what the hell is lebih important in his time?
Critic: (imitates Pennywise) RARRR, I've got anda now, little boy! (beeping sound, and he looks at his watch) Oh, my God, it’s almost 3:00! (The Critic leaves the screen camera from the left and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song plays.)
#13:
(The dapur phone rings, and Tory jawaban it)
Tory: Hello? Hello? Help us, please! Come help us! We’re trapped inside of here!
Pennywise: Do anda have Prince Albert in a can? anda do? Well, ya better let the poor guy out! Wha-haw! Wha-Haw! Wha-Haw!
(Tory hangs up and tears the phone off the wall)
#14:
Malus: HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!
Critic: Somebody lit it! Somebody lit it!
#15:
Tender Heart: Magic isn't the answer, Nicholas. Your feelings can help anda find the true answer.
NC: Yes. Just listen to the magic, talking bear.
#16:
brave Heart: Everyone in the Forest of Feelings knows of Playful jantung Monkey and brave Heart. [Cuts to scene from Mel Gibson's Braveheart]
NC: I know, I know. But how can I not put that in?
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, anda guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do anda want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings anda want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound and NC moans lightly).
Care beruang (off-screen): Hi. We're the Care Bears, and everybody has to care about something--
(NC brings out his gun and starts shooting at the Care Bears as they are heard screaming.
#2:
NC: anda know...dick. Cause that's what anda are, a fucking dick. When anda tampil this image of the American flag destroyed...
(Such an image is shown)
NC (vo): ...you're not just tampilkan your dollar store symbolism that says "ooh, America's hurt."
NC: But, it's very clear that what is important to anda is not how anda view America. What is important to anda is how others see anda viewing America. So, anda can make up whatever anda want. anda can fabricate things, anda can lie about history.
(The hospital attack is shown)
NC (vo): anda can exaggerate, anda can glorify, anda can demonize, anda can distort the facts.
NC: anda can make up the truth. Make up the truth about people who lost their lives in this great tragedy. Why? Because you're doing it in the name that anda (thumping his chest) fuck cinta America. (now in full-on serious mode) I'm sorry! I-I-I don't fuck around with this shit! I don't, okay? These are people who have lost their lives, people who have been drafted, people who volunteered, people putting their pantat, keledai on the line, and many of them don't come back! You're taking it upon yourself to tampil that! And, I-I know what you're thinking, yeah, you're thinking, "Well, I'll just make up people, because they weren't really there, so I can do whatever I want with them, I can make shit up." And granted, anda don't deserve the responsibility to tampil real events. anda don't live in the real world! But what happens is that when anda take it and base it on a real event, anda have to tampil these real people. anda have to get it right, Michael Bay! anda have to get it right! Because this, this isn't Transformers, okay? That's kid's shit, anda can do whatever anda want. It's not The Rock! It's not Sean Connery saying "winners fuck the prom queen!" No, it's fuck Pearl Harbor! Reality! It actually happened! And I know you're thinking, "Well, it's Hollywood, we take liberties." Fuck you, it's not Hollywood! When anda take it upon yourself to represent something that really happened and is still painful and hurts a lot of people, that means anda have to do two things. One, anda have to grow up and be an adult! Two, anda have to actually represent these people as best as humanly possible, anda SON OF A BIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!
#3:
Maxie: (narrates) Hortense and Bernice married Kirk and Dirk, who are gloatingly thinking they've got it made. And here we have the ecstatic newlyweds Angelica and William, together with Mother Nanny, Granny, Victoria and the grandchildren, and the dalmatians and their children. Well, here's hoping they all live happily ever after. See anda soon.
NC: HAPPILY EVER AFTER?! What the hell is wrong with you?! This isn't a postcard! This is the sinking of the fucking Titanic! If anda wanted to be really faithful, anda would've said…
NC (voiceover): (as Maxie) Kirk and beladau, dirk got married to the evil stepsisters, William and Angelica married, as well as adopted the two Dalmatians, (An old black-and-white illustration of the real-life titanic sinking is shown) and over 1,500 died in one of the world's largest and most tragic disasters. See anda soon!
#4:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only hope is that Christian Bale doesn't take what I berkata about him too seriously— [The Critic's cell phone rings] 'Scuse me. [Opens and jawaban it] Hello?
Christian Bale: [Utilizing audio from his infamous rant] What the fuck are anda DOING?!
Nostalgia Critic: I'm sorry, man, I just thought—
Christian Bale: No, don't just be sorry. THINK for one fuckin' second!
Nostalgia Critic: Well that's not very nice.
Christian Bale: What the fuck is it with you? Are anda professional atau not?
Nostalgia Critic: Well, I don't like to brag, but—
Christian Bale: Fuck's sake, man, you're amateur!
Nostalgia Critic: Look, I don't know why you're getting so angry—
Christian Bale: No, shut the fuck up!
Nostalgia Critic: Maybe I could, uh—
Christian Bale: No! NO!! I wanna fuckin' kick your fuckin' ass!
Nostalgia Critic: Why are anda so angry? I just don't get it.
Christian Bale: What don't anda get about it?
Nostalgia Critic: Hold on, hold on. [Addresses the viewers] I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so anda don't have to. [Resumes the call]
Christian Bale: Gimme a fuckin' answer!
Nostalgia Critic: I just don't get why anda made batman sound like he had lung cancer.
Christian Bale: Ohhh, good for you! You're a nice guy.
Nostalgia Critic: Why thank you!
Christian Bale: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Nostalgia Critic: anda shut up! Go make "Reign of api 2"!
Christian Bale: No!
Nostalgia Critic: YES!
Christian Bale: NO!!
Nostalgia Critic: YES!!
Christian Bale: Fuck's sake.
#5:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so anda don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a meja to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!
#6:
Pistachio: anda know, I could tell just oleh looking at you. (holds up a mini-corn dog and a small handful of nuts) anda have a little wiener...and some tiny nuts. Oh, yeah.
NC: (bursts into loud, over the top, sarcastic laughter, that gets lebih and lebih hysterical, he then gets out of his chair and leaves the room. Cut to outside where Jim Jarosz is on his cell phone when NC comes out with a baseball bat, continuing to laugh hysterically while beating him down. He then sees Prof. Birmingham Dickens.)
Dickens: Oh, hello.
(A crazy-laughing NC runs up to him and beats the professor down as well. NC then looks at the camera like a wild man and starts running towards him as the cameramen tries backing away but is too slow and Critic beats down the cameraman).
NC: (continues to laugh like a maniac as he throws the bat away and walks off screen left. The camera then pans down to the carnage NC has left as we see Prof. Birmingham Dickens put his pipe into his mouth. Cut back to NC's room as he calms down and sits back down in his chair.)
NC: (suddenly conscious) Where was I the last two minutes?
#7:
Nostalgia Critic: Fucking-A, this is My Little pony fanfiction! Can't anda just see an episode ending like that?!
[cuts to a clip of My Little Pony]
Fluttershy: Anyone who would give their soul for love, has the power to change the world! Isn't that right, Ghost pony Rider?
Ghost pony Rider: (demonic roar)
Fluttershy: Right!
#8:
Critic: FUCJKING BUBBLES!!
#9:
Mark: I used to know this girl who had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she wound up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
[Johnny laughs]
Nostalgia Critic: That's not funny, anda sick fuck.
#10:
Denny: I just like to watch anda guys.
NC: (stunned again) Uhhhhhh...
#11:
Blade: Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice-skate uphill...
Nostalgia Critic: That is a really weird note to go out on.
#12:
Pennywise: I’ll tampil anda how to FLOOOAAAT down here.
Critic: Why doesn’t he just EAT these fucking kids? He’s eaten like half of the other kids in the neighborhood! Why doesn’t he just finish them off? I mean, what the hell is lebih important in his time?
Critic: (imitates Pennywise) RARRR, I've got anda now, little boy! (beeping sound, and he looks at his watch) Oh, my God, it’s almost 3:00! (The Critic leaves the screen camera from the left and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song plays.)
#13:
(The dapur phone rings, and Tory jawaban it)
Tory: Hello? Hello? Help us, please! Come help us! We’re trapped inside of here!
Pennywise: Do anda have Prince Albert in a can? anda do? Well, ya better let the poor guy out! Wha-haw! Wha-Haw! Wha-Haw!
(Tory hangs up and tears the phone off the wall)
#14:
Malus: HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!
Critic: Somebody lit it! Somebody lit it!
#15:
Tender Heart: Magic isn't the answer, Nicholas. Your feelings can help anda find the true answer.
NC: Yes. Just listen to the magic, talking bear.
#16:
brave Heart: Everyone in the Forest of Feelings knows of Playful jantung Monkey and brave Heart. [Cuts to scene from Mel Gibson's Braveheart]
NC: I know, I know. But how can I not put that in?
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new penyu, kura-kura sandwich this week. But I am menulis this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought lebih about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between film and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch film far lebih often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city anda might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make lebih time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought lebih about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between film and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch film far lebih often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city anda might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make lebih time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude komentar to yourself. I hope anda like it and please tell me what anda think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper atau self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are pahit but the buah-buahan is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which anda can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are pahit but the buah-buahan is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which anda can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming atau seem polite. atau he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, atau worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear lebih of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? atau simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a menit then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.