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So there has been a lot of new horror film coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help anda survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where anda are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where anda are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"

5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take anda out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.

6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk atau high.
-Make sure at least one atau two people stay sober.

7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If anda know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!

8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as anda hear the serigala howl in the distance it's time to go.

9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when anda hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If anda think there's a robber atau something in your house anda call the cops atau jump out of a window. anda do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.

10.Don't hide in a place where anda won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure anda can run if the killer comes to get you. If anda go into a closet atau under the tempat tidur where are anda going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.

THANKS FOR READING!
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If anda could see inside my heart
Then anda will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep anda hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the api we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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posted by Hi-Lo
I dont think of this as a poem its lebih like sadness and confusion today one of my neighbours died my brother called me over to see i saw them pindah the body coverd in a red blanket and the men in black suits and i thought to myself in that moment i never berkata hello never waved atau smiled at her when i come to think of it i never saw her have one visitor i berkata to myself i wish i could cry right now but i couldnt i just couldnt i told myself i hope whatever i have done in my life would not make me die alone thats all i ask for and all i wish for
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain anda understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help anda concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, anda can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help anda concentrate. If your friend shows anda his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by PftFan99
Once I was membaca online... It berkata that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza toko like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot lebih than anda can believe!! XD lol jk komentar reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'

~~~Believe~~~

A world where only anda can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make anda feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
Your time is finally overdue...
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears...
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posted by itachifan1
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posted by milorox18
"Friends forever‚" anda promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ anda were oleh my side.
When I was scared‚ anda felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ anda were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ anda were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful musik reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists atau pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. oleh the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...
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posted by brooki
Do anda ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and anda cant go to sleep?


Do anda ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?


Do anda ever hate everything around you?


Do anda ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that anda end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?


Do anda ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?





sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
posted by patrisha727
More is coming.....




The word "Nazi" is actually an abbreviation. The party's full name was the Nazionalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartel.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eyes."

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned roti was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it lebih healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language...
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posted by wild-bby
Below I have written a acak diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was akting wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all hari long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he berkata nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He berkata it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way halaman awal I told...
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~*:~*:~*:~*IT IS THE ARTICLE!*~:*~:*~:*~

Welcome, please be seated while a team of highly trained scientist explain the importance of THE ARTICLE to you!

Scientist One: THE ARTICLE unfortunately has no value; I don't understand what the announcer is getting so hyped up about.

Scientist Two: What do anda mean THE ARTICLE has no value! It helps Fanpop; it helps those poor people who are staring at their update waiting for something new to happen, THE ARTICLE gives those people something to do!

Scientist Three: That may be so but there are even greater things THE ARTICLE can do! It can help the...
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posted by Jackimo17
Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a selada but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a selada but is not a selada and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did...
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