acak Article: That Christmas(Chapter 2)

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posted by adaug

Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have anda begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have anda crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do anda feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes anda freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to anda too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the natal gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told Sam."Cool!"Sam berkata as they went in her bedroom."Look!A backscratching machine!A TON OF CD!"
Chloe said."OH!Look!A ikan lumba-lumba, lumba-lumba necklace!!!!My mom would cinta this!!!!"Sam said."Oh!Sorry Sam,but...A thousand of orders of those are online!My mom saw,she is a teacher."Chloe said."I don't care!I'm gonna get that kalung even if it killed me!"Sam said."Well good luck!"Chloe said."Just imagine,My mom opening the box,seeing the necklace,Her face!"Sam said."Wow!You're really into this!"Chloe said

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Funny Things To Do In a Airplane

posted by ilovepenguins

1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim anda are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe anda but DONT give up, see how far anda can get ( WARNING, may result in anda being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when anda are the only one laughing.

4. when...

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cookie monster

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Jeff and Jane the killer Fanfic Part 2

posted by vampirer04

{Sally's POV}

"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean oleh 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...

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Trick pertanyaan

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four pertanyaan to determine the level of your intellect. Your balasa must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating atau wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: anda are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in detik place.
In which position are anda now?

Answer:

If anda answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. anda overtook the detik runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the selanjutnya pertanyaan try not to be so dumb.

2 : If anda overtake the last...

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funny stuff

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Most populer ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly populer with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming lebih common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us oleh our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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50 things to do while your bored at school

posted by AzulFire

hetalia COZ I CAN XD

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes oleh waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....