roti IS DANGEROUS
Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on roti indicates that
1. lebih than 98 percent of convicted felons are roti users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all roti was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. lebih than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. roti is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats lebih roti than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no roti exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. roti has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of roti and diberikan only water to eat begged for roti after as little as two days.
8. roti is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, kacang butter, and even cold cuts.
9. roti has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is lebih than 90 percent water, it follows that eating roti could lead to your body being taken over oleh this absorptive food product, turning anda into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10. Newborn bayi can choke on bread.
11. roti is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American roti eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following roti restrictions be made:
1. No sale of roti to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all roti to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal atau human images, nor any primary warna (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote roti usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.
Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on roti indicates that
1. lebih than 98 percent of convicted felons are roti users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all roti was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. lebih than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. roti is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats lebih roti than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no roti exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. roti has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of roti and diberikan only water to eat begged for roti after as little as two days.
8. roti is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, kacang butter, and even cold cuts.
9. roti has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is lebih than 90 percent water, it follows that eating roti could lead to your body being taken over oleh this absorptive food product, turning anda into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10. Newborn bayi can choke on bread.
11. roti is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American roti eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following roti restrictions be made:
1. No sale of roti to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all roti to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal atau human images, nor any primary warna (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote roti usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.
Kate: then she she was all like OH NO anda did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!
Liz: What's that? ciuman your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told anda not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a detik ago. well tell me what anda think!I am planing on making lebih short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
Liz: What's that? ciuman your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told anda not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a detik ago. well tell me what anda think!I am planing on making lebih short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
1. The coffee-flavored donut.
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school atau any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The jagung meletus, popcorn ball
12. A bernyanyi bola basket (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school atau any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The jagung meletus, popcorn ball
12. A bernyanyi bola basket (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
anda held it all in
I should’ve put the api out
anda were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
anda bled but no one heard
anda were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what anda wanted it to be
anda were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
I should’ve put the api out
anda were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
anda bled but no one heard
anda were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what anda wanted it to be
anda were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
anda guys having a good time?
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one lebih week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 menit to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso lost my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like kakashi now lol xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking fotografi shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icon contest when I have free time soon.
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one lebih week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 menit to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso lost my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like kakashi now lol xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking fotografi shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icon contest when I have free time soon.