Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD
-are anda from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when anda fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours
-if anda were a booger I'd pick anda first
-help the homeless...take me halaman awal with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do anda have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new here and I was wondering if I could get directions to your house
-if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put anda and I together
-were your parents aliens because there is no one like anda on Earth
-your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all night
-your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea
-you must be from pearl harbor because baby, your the bomb
-baby, if anda were words on a page, you'd be what they called as FINE PRINT
-I must be a snowflake because, baby, I've fallen for you
-I'm good at math...U+I=69
-your lips look lonely...would they like to meet mine
-can I take your picture (why) because I wanna tampil Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
-well, I'm here...what were your other two wishes
-I'm a cinta pirate...and I'm here for your booty! ARGH!
-I believe it was Socrates who opened "know thyself"...well I already know myself, how about I get to know anda instead
-my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow
-**holds out hand** will anda hold this for me while I go on a walk
-will anda pull the jantung shaped panah out of my ass...some damn little kid with arrows and wings just shot me
-I may not be fred flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock
-you must be the cause of global warming because dayum anda are hot
-can I read your tshirt in brail
-you no what would look great on me...you
-what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Me.
-I would say god bless anda but it looks like he already did
-it's a good thing I have my perpustakaan card because I'm checking anda out
Haha yeah I was bored, some of these have actually been used on me *gag*
enjoy:)
-are anda from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when anda fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours
-if anda were a booger I'd pick anda first
-help the homeless...take me halaman awal with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do anda have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new here and I was wondering if I could get directions to your house
-if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put anda and I together
-were your parents aliens because there is no one like anda on Earth
-your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all night
-your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea
-you must be from pearl harbor because baby, your the bomb
-baby, if anda were words on a page, you'd be what they called as FINE PRINT
-I must be a snowflake because, baby, I've fallen for you
-I'm good at math...U+I=69
-your lips look lonely...would they like to meet mine
-can I take your picture (why) because I wanna tampil Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
-well, I'm here...what were your other two wishes
-I'm a cinta pirate...and I'm here for your booty! ARGH!
-I believe it was Socrates who opened "know thyself"...well I already know myself, how about I get to know anda instead
-my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow
-**holds out hand** will anda hold this for me while I go on a walk
-will anda pull the jantung shaped panah out of my ass...some damn little kid with arrows and wings just shot me
-I may not be fred flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock
-you must be the cause of global warming because dayum anda are hot
-can I read your tshirt in brail
-you no what would look great on me...you
-what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Me.
-I would say god bless anda but it looks like he already did
-it's a good thing I have my perpustakaan card because I'm checking anda out
Haha yeah I was bored, some of these have actually been used on me *gag*
enjoy:)
This has probably happened to a lot of anda because of taking notes in class.
Have anda ever got a little blister atau callus because of menulis too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure atau rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitar atau even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So anda have some calluses and anda want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
anda can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon for 10 menit and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams atau badam, almond oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and anda will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have anda ever got a little blister atau callus because of menulis too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure atau rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitar atau even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So anda have some calluses and anda want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
anda can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon for 10 menit and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams atau badam, almond oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and anda will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If anda Want to work for people ....Make your jantung the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If anda want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As anda are the creator of your life, similarly anda are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for anda
*always forget what anda did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If anda Want to work for people ....Make your jantung the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If anda want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As anda are the creator of your life, similarly anda are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for anda
*always forget what anda did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
I've recently heard that some people are offended oleh the T- kemeja slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.
But the thing is, I feel that the kemeja isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five tahun old boy wearing a kemeja that berkata "Girls Have Cooties" atau "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female atau male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have anda ever seen a T.V. tampil where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
But the thing is, I feel that the kemeja isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five tahun old boy wearing a kemeja that berkata "Girls Have Cooties" atau "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female atau male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have anda ever seen a T.V. tampil where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.
The F.B.I. recently caught Josh holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed foto of the young star.
"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." berkata an official.
Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.
Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other bintang accounts! X/
We sure Miley is a lot lebih at peace now that Josh has been busted.
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some lebih trays and have them ready for anda oleh the time anda finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."