1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few menit early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers atau symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read pertanyaan out loud,debate your jawaban with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M SOOOO sure anda can hear me thinking."Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6.Bring cheerleaders.
7.Bring a Gameboy,Nintendo DS,PSP etc. etc. and play it with the volume at max level.
8.Bring pets.
9.Do the exam with crayons,paint,or fluorescent markers.
10.Do the entire exam in another language.If anda don't no any make one up!!!
11.As soon as the instructor hands anda the exam eat it.
12.Come in wearing a full knights outfit,complete with a sword and sheild.
13.When anda walk in complain about the heat.Strip
14.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
15.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
16.Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said
17.Bring a friend to give anda a back massage during the exam.Insist that this person is needed as anda have bad circulation.
18.Bring baloons,blow them up and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
19.During the exam take apart everything around you.Desks,chairs.Anything anda can reach.
20.Answer the exam with the puncak, atas 10 reasons why the Instructor sucks!!!
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers atau symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read pertanyaan out loud,debate your jawaban with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M SOOOO sure anda can hear me thinking."Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6.Bring cheerleaders.
7.Bring a Gameboy,Nintendo DS,PSP etc. etc. and play it with the volume at max level.
8.Bring pets.
9.Do the exam with crayons,paint,or fluorescent markers.
10.Do the entire exam in another language.If anda don't no any make one up!!!
11.As soon as the instructor hands anda the exam eat it.
12.Come in wearing a full knights outfit,complete with a sword and sheild.
13.When anda walk in complain about the heat.Strip
14.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
15.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
16.Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said
17.Bring a friend to give anda a back massage during the exam.Insist that this person is needed as anda have bad circulation.
18.Bring baloons,blow them up and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
19.During the exam take apart everything around you.Desks,chairs.Anything anda can reach.
20.Answer the exam with the puncak, atas 10 reasons why the Instructor sucks!!!
These kutipan are kutipan with differnt meanings of penyelidik, ferret atau just the animal.
“If a penyelidik, ferret bites anda it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the tampilan are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, anda can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to penyelidik, ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and penyelidik, ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a penyelidik, ferret bites anda it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the tampilan are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, anda can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to penyelidik, ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and penyelidik, ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
anda never lived in the streets though anda wish anda had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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If anda need help atau another example for a better understanding, let me know.