If anda had a friend that anda spoke to the same way anda speak to yourself, how long do anda think that person would allow anda to be your friend?

Dood, you're the best. You're a fucking crack shot! Is there a test anda can't ace? Is there a smarter bastard than you?

Yeah, I think we'd be perfectly fine.

........ Have anda seen me talk to myself online? anda know, when I use the italics?

Do anda really think everyone is stalking anda atau something? Cause they arent. anda arent the center of everyone's attention anda know.

I mean- Shes really sarcastic and all, but shes really amusing.

Is she ignoring me?

I think I would get along with her cause while shes a real menggerutu, jalang a lot of the time, she does side with me quite often.

I'm sorry. Shes crack-nut-insane.

Am not...

Yeah anda are. Even anda go around saying it.

....

*smirk*

Sorry. I retract that. The friendship would last 2 seconds.

friends FOREVER !!!!

Not sure

We probably wouldn't be friends in the first place, tbh.

"QUIT TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU'RE A fan OF, JESUS. CAN WE JUST FOR ONCE DISCUSS WHAT WE DID OVER THE WEEKEND, atau OVER BREAK, atau AT LEAST DURING THE DAY!? A SIMPLE 'HOW ARE YOU?' WOULD BE AMAZING, AT THIS POINT!"

We'd probably last about 5 minutes, then they'll start ranting the above quote.