How do I gabung the Illuminatti?

Now listen kid, joining the illuminatti isn't just lollipops and rainbows. It requires serious talent. How well can anda river dance?

Write them a letter... no idea where they live, though.

Tattoo a segi tiga, segitiga on your forehead.Then stand up in times square yelling all hail the Illuminati.They will take notice of anda then.......So will law enforcement.

gabung Optic Gaming instead.

I have no idea

Become famous and ask Jay-z

Ask Katy Perry

Listen to me, do exactly as I say.

-go outside and find some sticks and chalk.

-find some concrete atau a place anda can write, then go ahead and draw triangles.

Every where.

Just draw triangles, on your house on your mom, your dad, your neighbors houses.

-take the sticks and make a menyeberang, salib with them, and stick them up your pantat, keledai because the illuminati isn't real, go pray.

And if anda don't pray, just don't do something stupid.

Okay, listen very carefully.

1. Tear off the horns of three unicorns.
2. Glue the three horns together in the shape of a triangle.
3. Pour virgins blood and children's tears on horn triangle. If fresh out of virgin blood and children's tears, buah-buahan meninju, pukulan and cokelat susu will suffice.
4. Climb up the highest building in your city, preferably if there are many people around.
5. Preform a sexual striptease for the horn segi tiga, segitiga and onlookers.
6. Grab horn triangle, put it above your head and scream "I AM THIS TRISNGLE'S BITCH" seven times.
7. Put your clothes back on and turn off your TV, as anda clearly watch to much of it, seeing as anda believe this.
8. Write letters of apology to all the people who had to see your pasty pantat, keledai for ten minutes.
9. Stick the horn segi tiga, segitiga up that very same pasty ass, because the illuminati isn't real.
10. Have fun living with the fear of unicorns and triangles for the rest of your life.
11. Please, for the cinta of God, just get laid. atau at least a less screwed up life.
12. Don't forget to have fun!