Have anda ever owned an inanimate object so perfect that it required a name, home, personal throne, milkshake, etc.?

i'm sure i have, i just can't recall what

Yes. Everything.

In my family, we name everything from our cars to our electronics, everything has a name.

Pinky, Cherry, Domino, Pengy, and many others.

Yes.
Twas a tablet.
A tablet that also came with a keyboard.
A tablet that could become a laptop.
A tablet with a screen not too small and not too big.
A tablet with beautiful quality.
A tablet....that I named Tobi.
((I still have Tobi actually...I just got him last year...yes, I consider Tobi a 'he'. I've also named many other things from stuffed bears to cars to my iPod and other electronics. Tobi would be my favourite though...I'd save him in a fire. @_@))

Yus. e u e
Everything I own.
They all have a name.
Either Steve atau Carl. :P

Yep. My favorit pen. His name was Excalibur XD

I name everything. My dad's truck is Clifford, my mom's car is the Grannymoble, and our firdges are Fritz and Frieda and their buddy fred is the freezer. I've named several bikes and all of my stuffed binatang have a name.

Cuddles, my teddy bear....

I know it seems strange but he was a huge part of my childhood.

Twas a hari in class
A boring class
That I had a slap bracelet ruler
My friend had one too
Twas different from mine
That she named "Captain Lightning"
For it stung very badly
It was an enemy to me
I hated it so
I named mine "Captain Ecosystem"
For it berkata "Go Green!"
We have been fighting to this very day
Wish me good luck
And send me your prayers
So that good will conqure evil
And we will no longer live in despair

My stuffed dog, Mr.Whiskers

When I had just gotten my computer, I called it Yossie.
So uh, I suppose?

I still have the same computer, I just don't call it Yossie anymore for some reason.

almost everything in my house.... but the dapur sink XD

Yes.
I named a balloon Rolando.

Yus
My phone is named Carl,my tv is named fred and my portable dvd player is named Sally!