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springely said:
What the buck did anda just bucking say about me, anda little mare? I'll have anda know I graduated puncak, atas of my class in Iron Will's assertiveness seminars. I've been involved in numerous, secret weddings in Canterlot, and I have over 300 confirmed Sonic Rainbooms. I am trained in pony warfare, and I'm the puncak, atas flyer in the entire Equestria Armed Forces. anda are nothing to me, but just another parasprite. I will cinta and tolerate anda the fuck out with unicorn spells the likes of which has never been casted before on this land, mark my fucking works. anda think anda can get away with sending that shit to me over firebreathing scrolls? Think again, neighsayer. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of pegasi, across Equestria, and your IP is being traced right now. So anda better prepare to tolerate the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing anda call your life. You're fucking banished, filly. I can write friendship reports anywhere, anytime and send them in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unicorn magic, but I have access to the Elements of Harmony in the entire Equestria Marine Corps. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off of Ponyville, anda little shit. If only anda could have known what unholy retribution your little "great and powerful" boasting was about to bring down upon you, maybe anda would've held your fucking wings. But anda couldn't, anda didn't and now you're paying the bits, anda Celestiadamn idiot, I will buck apples all over you. And anda will drown in it. You're fucking banished, filly.
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