What was your weird sentence?

Seeing as everyone seems to be doing these I thought I'd give it a try:

bulan of your birthday:
January- I went shopping with
February- I slept with
March- I ate tacos with
April- I beat up
May- I kissed
June- I slapped
July- I danced with
August- I played video games with
September- I did karaoke with
October- I married
November- I got stalked by
December- I spyed on

hari of birthday:
1- Chuck Norris
2- Bob the builder
3- Mario
4- Justin Bieber
5- Rebecca Black
6- A toaster
7- A pigeon
8- Your mom
9- My teacher
10- My best friend
12- Mr T
13- Thomas the tank engine
14- Barney the dinosaur
15- Spongebob
16- Your nan
17- Pikachu
18- Voldemort
19- Harry Potter
20- Pedo bear
21- Homer Simpson
22- worlds fatest man
23- A dog
24- A bannana
25- A llama
26- A talking burger
27- Batman
28- Jesus
29- Satan
30- Domo-kun
31- Hello kitty


Colour of your eyes:
Blue- but still made macaroni and cheese
Brown- while playing chess with a monkey
Green- While I watched cbeebies
Amber- while eating a teletubby
Hazel- While pretending to be a elephant
Grey- While farting the national anthem
other- but still drank out of a toilet

Colour of hair:
Blonde- because I'm cool like that
Brown- because it seemed pretty legit
Red- because I'm really a unicorn
Dark brown- because I felt like it
Black- because I'm a retard
White- because I'm awesome
Highlited- because I'm a ledgend like that
Other- because I got dared to oleh my friend

I got: I danced with Domo-kun while playing chess with a monkey because it seemed pretty legit.

Have fun :3