Dumb Criminal: (From my Civics teacher probably not true) There was this guy who was robbing a bank. He was all covered up oleh clothes. He didn't say a word to the banker. He wrote a note and gave it to the banker that said, "I have a gun. Put the money in the bag". He ran off with money in his bag. Cops found him that night. anda know how? On the back of the note was his name, phone number, and address.
Here's some of my favorit kutipan from my favorit movie, Subject Two: ~~~ Doctor Ethan Vick: Im sorry for shooting you, that wasnt very scientific. ~~~ *hunter shoots Adam mistakin him for animal* Hunter: Oh My God, dude! Im gso sorry! Adam: *stands* Oh, hey. Im Adam. Whats up? ~~~ *Adam and Dr. Ethan Vick are talking about Ethan's delivery girl who hes never actually met.* Adam: She likes you. Dr. Ethan Vick- She doesnt know me. Adam: She likes the idea of you. Dr. Ethan Vick: *mutturs* I like the idea of me. ~~~
A acak girl walked up to me outside the public bathroom in our city centre and she yelled at the puncak, atas of her voice - OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilets and had just sat down and a voice from the selanjutnya cubicle berkata "Hi !, how are anda ?" So, embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice berkata "So what are anda up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From selanjutnya door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I berkata " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call anda back, there's an idiot selanjutnya door answering all my questions". oleh now i'm deaf from her screaming in my ear telling me this story so i turn to her and calmly say "so you're the idiot, i wondered who anda were"
My teacher: So, class, that is how the revolutionary war started. Me: *raises hand* But I thought it was because England wanted America to get him a cup of teh and America was fed up with this bossy shit so he rebelled against! D:
