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What was the worst...

pick up line anda ever got?


I'm not saying the ones anda have heard, but the ones someone actually berkata to you.
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OMG. People need to get it together.
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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wat about u?
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LostFan101 said:
A 7 tahun old walked up to me and say Wanna have a play tanggal (pause) in my bed.
He just ran off laughing.....
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Haha, cute. xD
r-pattz posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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O.o creepy kid
h2ogirl123 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
JadeEyes said:
"if id created the alphabet id've put 'u' and 'i' together"
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Oh no...oh God no....please...tell me anda are lying...please.
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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imnot, it was some freak who really was making fun of me, not trying to "hook up"
JadeEyes posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I like it
ros59 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
spunkyonyx said:
i got a few
"wanna be my baby mama?"
"Girl with the a** wanna come to my house to night?? I want that a** on u!!! I want it all night!! I wanna Make it feel soooo good"
"let me put my cokelat in ur whip cream"
and "nice legs when do they open"

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If any guy berkata that to me...I'd waste his raggedy ass. Nasty pantat, keledai cock sucker >:(
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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XD XD HORRIBLE
GigglesLugo posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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GROSS PERVERTED PPL
MikeysLove12 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
CourtneyFan17 said:
A few

"Do anda know karate? Cause yo body kickin!"
"Do your feet hurt? Cause anda been running threw my mind ALL day"
"Do anda have a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them" That was the worst. I kicked him in the face T_T

People berkata lebih but I can't remember them....
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that last one...*facepalm* some people...God. Does anyone know what creativity is. If anda don't just be yourself..be honest
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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and the 1st one sounds like an insult
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I asked my brother and he berkata he can't tell me on the behalf of the guy code. Ugh....
CourtneyFan17 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
drunksheep said:
"Nice shoes! I wanna fuck you."
or
"Honey, your dad is a pirate? Because anda are a treasure!"
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WTF @ the 1st one the 2nd...>_> lame lame lame. I hope anda laughed in their face
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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LMAO @ the first. xD
r-pattz posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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WTF wit the first one
MikeysLove12 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
HunnyBunni93 said:
Ugh...quite a few..but the stupidest had to be..
"...*Stares*...So..wanna taste of MY egg-roll? :D (egg-roll=pe*is)"
"You look like Chun-Li!"(Streetfighter girl with short hair and chunky legs*
"Damn..You're on fire! Burnin'! Now no one can put out your hotness!"
XD I LAWLed when I was told these..stupid perverts -_-'
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Oh because you're Asian....hm.....they FAILED.
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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XD Yes...failed..epicly
HunnyBunni93 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
alexthedog said:
I'm just like taco Bell, Imma spice up yo night!
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O.....M.......G No. Just no xDD
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Haha.
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(Gags)
alexthedog posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
xxXsk8trXxx said:
"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."
"Am I dead? Because this is heaven."
"You're so cute I could scrunch anda up and eat anda on a spoon."
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0___0 Kill them...now.
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I did 8D
xxXsk8trXxx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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LMAO @ the first one.
xXSweeneyXx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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cinta the first one. XDD
Lolly4me2 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
zanesaaomgfan said:
Okay...

Dancing.
What about it?
Do anda like it?
No.
Well we're gonna dance all the way to your house in heaven.
*walks away*
WTF?!
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But I berkata I didn't like it dumb dumb...Oh God!!!
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I just recently got one: Someone pull the api alarm because there a woman on fiya!
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XD
zanesaaomgfan posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
MasterOfFear said:
All the ones that were not genuine and were just a bunch of crappy jokes (which is all of them)
The worst one was probably

"Would anda go out with me?" than whispers "please say no"
As if i was honored oleh that and HAD to be told to decline. Ridiculous.
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posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu 
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WTF? Cock sucker...
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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It would have been prefferable if he had followed the norm and burst out laughing half way through the sentance before running away. Those are easier to ignore.
MasterOfFear posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
h2ogirl123 said:
Are anda a book?cause I'v been checking anda out all night

I seem to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?

o.o
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What possess a mofo to fix their mouths to say this crap?
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
xXSweeneyXx said:
Are anda Jewish? Because anda Isreali hot.


...What the hell?
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LOL.
r-pattz posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I wonder how long it took the genius to come up with this one >_>
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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xP
zanesaaomgfan posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
JBiebsLove said:
well a few LOL

I’m an addict. Will anda be my heroin?

anda look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

and the worst "drop em!"
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"No, no, no, and hell no. Go have a happy death now" xD Drop em though?
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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That detik one is truly crappy. xD
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drop em means sorta like drop your pants + panties. must i explain?
JBiebsLove posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
cookiehead101 said:
this acak guy came up 2 me btw
he said:is there a mirror in ur pocket cuz i can c myself in ur pants (i know rude n disrespectful>:()
but get this i said:is ur name mically culken cuz ur going halaman awal alone 2nit lol XD i got him back
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xP Him: *face drop* awww, too bad lol
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
lauren777222 said:
I've got 3: first is Holden,"Hey" Hey,Holden "Are u a dog cuz ur humpin my heart,me,"What the f*** HOLDEN!Get Away!" Second,Adam,"I hate you" Hate u too Adams winks,"Wanna go Out?"Thought u hate me but yea,sure. Third is Ty,who is ma cousin."Hey" Hey,Ty "Meet me at ma house" Why to study and Ty says,"Kinda.....I wanna test and study ur body"I gave him a nosebleed and hit his d***
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humpin' my heart?...OK...fail...
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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EPIC FAIL
h2ogirl123 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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FAIL!
zanesaaomgfan posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
x-menobsessed26 said:
Honey, anda must be McDonalds b/c I'm lovin' it.

And the ever popular:

Are anda Jamacian, because you're Jamacian me crazy.

I hate when people use these. It makes me feel like I'm not good enough for originality and true feelings. It also tells me that they're unoriginal jerks I wouldn't want to go out with anyway.
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Lol. But anda would go out with someone if the pickup line was cheesy, but original?
r-pattz posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I would go home, google the pick-up line just to make sure it was original, then give them my answer. =D JK I would go out with them.
x-menobsessed26 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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LOL, I probably would, too. XD But it WOULD be cute! :3
r-pattz posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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xD A guy used that 3rd one with me
lolibarbie posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
invadercalliope said:
Is your last name Gillete cause your a best a man can get
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HAHA. I can't stop laughing!
x-menobsessed26 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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LOL, I like this one! xD
r-pattz posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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lmfaoo xD
louvreangel posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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:D
h2ogirl123 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
kairi13050 said:
no one's ever used a pick up line on me. it probably has to do with age, i don't know ... but since i don't have an actual pick up line used on me to offer, i will tell anda my favorit pick up line!

hey, so i noticed anda were wearing some pants.

lol,, x D
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............huh?
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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what? : D
kairi13050 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I don't...get it...i sowwy
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
xxAjulietxx said:
this one I don't consider a pick up line, but it's pretty pathetic and moronic.
"I haven't seen anda around here before" *wink*
(side note: I'm in his class)


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a line that almost every stupid men use :D
louvreangel posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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IKR? Dumb-dumb
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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lol yeah
xxAjulietxx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
Sheetal1256 said:
'u makes me lebih comfortable than my sofa'...duh beat that!lol
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WTF?
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Seriously!!
Sheetal1256 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
lolibarbie said:
"Are anda Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy?"
For one, I'm as pale as a vampire. And two, ...just...it's a bad line
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BB2010 said:
"You're not on the list"
"What list?"
"The sweet list"

this was berkata oleh a guy who looked like he was in his 40's while I was doing the desserts at the food Bank when I worked there two summers ago
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i would have called the police asap early on is nasty pantat, keledai xDD
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
misse1000 said:
"I lost my number. Can I have yours?" Creepy. Way creepy.
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If I give anda MY number....what will I have? ...Man, that line is so cheesy >_>
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
ilovepercy said:
heres mine

will u help me wit my math homework
yea for sure wat dont u get
i dont get how ur so fine i wanna f*** right now
i walked away real fast

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Wow. That's kinda scary in a creeper way/
x-menobsessed26 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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My first imitial reaction was a laugh...but I have to stop and think about this....What does him wanting to fuck anda so bad have to do with math? xDD
Lawli-gagger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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