"Boner, catch this disk." "Boner, quit humping the neighbors leg." "Boner, stop peeing on the lawn."
This way when anda loose your dog anda can yell "Boner!" without looking peverted.
Also, if the dog runs away a lot and it is female, anda can name it Virginity. When asking people if they have seen your dog anda can say, "I lost my virginity and I can't find it."