What will we learn? The beauty of a softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes? The delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses? Can anda teach us how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper in death? Can anda teach us the secrets of mystical fluids unknown? enchanted juice? Wizard liquids? The cool feminine curves of a potions flask? The titillating scent of a fresh elixir? Can anda teach us how to acar victory? How to secrete success? Even score with hot babes?
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WOO! AVPM REFERENCES! Though, oleh the sound of last one, it sounds like Lauren Lopez is bringing out your inner lesbian, Sarah! ;)
Oh, whatever! My mind is like a bag of wet mice, I can't be arsed to remember what is what! And get that palm pohon off your face! It's not ladylike...
Are anda Snape cuz I thought Snape was dead. That means ur a.... GHOST! GHOST! GHOST! Oh wait there are lots of ghosts here, like Moaning Myrtle. Remember that time she helped Harry solve the egg mystery? And the selanjutnya hari he wanted to be all heroic and save everyone but they were in no danger lol. Then that led to Sirius dying and he broke all the stuff in Dumbledores office XD. And before that he saw Fawks die. That reminds me of fox. There was this fox, and it kept stealing food from everyone, cuz it had four bayi to feed. So Isnt Harry an only child? If anda were James and Lily and were about to be killed oleh Voldemort what would anda do? I would be like MY MAGIC BRINGS VOLDEMORT TO THE YARD, AND I'M LIKE THATS HURTIN' MY SCAR! then remember that would only happen in the future, then i would give him a pisang and push him out the door. Then I would Apparate to Pigfarts, the Magic school on Mars, and I would Ride on Rumbleroar, the talking lions back. Pigfarts Pigfarts here I come, Pigfarts Pigfarts yum yum yum! And there are no ghosts there are there cuz there on MARS so their all aliens. But I like ghosts better cuz- OMG SNAPE! HES GONNA TORTURE US ALL!
