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penguin of madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu EmoCupCake said…
smile
I wish Kico could happen on the show
lebih dari setahun yang lalu evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. Sadly, this happens when other more interesting things are happening and doesn't have any screen time.

I wish that Julien wouldn't have to dance so much.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu EmoCupCake said…
Wish granted. He's stopped dancing, but now he's singing and making everyones ears bleed.


I wish Private wouldn't be so chubby
lebih dari setahun yang lalu evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. Now he's a muscle builder to put the rat king to shame... pulsing veins.. the whole deal.

I wish Private would give me a smoothie.
A cherry flavored one.
With coke in the middle.
And a pink straw.
Don't forget the blue cup.
Make sure it's glass.
Oh and a spoon in case I need one.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu EmoCupCake said…
Wish Granted. Too bad Maurice made it and he was angry at you for soemthing....

I wish I could go on vacation with Skipper
lebih dari setahun yang lalu evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. Too bad Skipper isin't the vacationing sort.... and the HQ's a bit too tight for you. Your foot will most likely get to have a sleep over in the HQ.

I wish that all reality shows were cancelled and that POM took it's place. A whole channel devoted to POM!
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu EmoCupCake said…
Wish Granted. Too bad you don't get that channel...

I wish for a dollar with Skippers face on it
lebih dari setahun yang lalu evviefoxx said…
You now have a dollar and a two dollar debt to the rat king, which he's collecting on in three minutes or you lose a toe.

I wish to work at the Central Park Zoo in NY along with Alice.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu EmoCupCake said…
Wish granted. After 5 weeks of working there, you accidentaly piss Joey off in the Kangaroo pen.


I wish I could go back on vacation with Skipper. Only I was penguin. His size.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. You're now in vacation in the HQ. Sadly, he's not too much into spending time with you, but rather with Marlene.

I wish I had the power to make smoothies with my mind.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu EmoCupCake said…
Wish Granted. Too bad they always taste like Mort...

I wish Private could have as many Lollypops as he wanted. Only he'd never get sick, or fatter. And he could have any flavor he wanted. And noone could steal them. And he didn't get sugar highs either. And the lollypops tasted good too.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. Private now has a unlimited supply of lolly pop, nice tasting, every flavor, anti-theving.... sticks. Hey, at least he'll never gain from it.

If my mind smoothies taste like Mort, I wish Mort tasted like chocolate.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu EmoCupCake said…
Wish granted. But Mort Tasted so good he ate himself...Yay For Julien, bad for your smoothies, now they just taste like death.

I wish Julien was a fish, and the penguins ate him.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. Too bad everything only happens for one episode and he'll be back good as new in the next.

I wish I can use the Force to bring Kowalski over to me.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu EmoCupCake said…
Wish granted. But once he's by you he gives you a lecture on how using the force is scientifically impossible.

I wish I had some coffee....the kind of coffee Skipper drinks. But without the fish.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. You've got Skipper's favorite brand of coffee. Sadly, it's made with grit, spit and a whole lotta melted duct tape.

I wish I can be a permanate character in the POM series. An artic fox who gets along well with the penguins.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
laugh
I wish Kowalski was my older brother! :D
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Penguin11 said…
laugh
Wish granted, too bad he lectures you all day now that you are 'a loved one', and must know EVERYTHING.

I wish I was married to Skipper, and we didn't fight, didn't have a divorce, and didn't have problems.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Lectures? Eh, whatever! I like learning! :D
lebih dari setahun yang lalu evviefoxx said…
WIsh granted. You're married to Skipper. Sadly, since you aren't a penguin, you and him can never speak. Hey, at least ya'll can't fight!

I wish that Kowalski would use me as a guinea pig. Whatever the outcome, it would be worth it. :)
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. Kowalski will use you as a guinea pig. Too bad you turned into a chair...
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Penguinangel said…
I wish the producers of PoM would come to my house and tell me that I now own the show.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu cosmoi said…
granted, but you don't know how to run it..
I wish in a episode they'd show Kowalski doing the moonwalk XD
lebih dari setahun yang lalu cosmoi said…
granted, but you don't know how to run it..
I wish in a episode they'd show Kowalski doing the moonwalk XD
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Penguinangel said…
Wish granted. Too bad the episode never aired.
I wish I knew what really happened to Manfreddi and Johnson.
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
laugh
Wish granted. Too bad Kowalski used his helmet on you to erase your memory.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Penguinangel said…
Wha- No!!!!!!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
I wish I can fly.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Penguinangel said…
smile
Granted. Too bad you can't land.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
I wish Skipper would hang out with me. :D
lebih dari setahun yang lalu SJ_waddles said…
angelic
granted, but he makes you go through drills that make you tiresome.
I wish Kowalski felt unstressed :3
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
cloudy
Wish granted. But sadly, there are still fans out there who are idiots that still bothers him about getting married. (no offence to the some fans)

I wish unicorns came and took Private to the magical kingdom of candyland.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu rebcam13 said…
Granted, too bad Private was all hyper, had a sugar rush and crashed.
I wish I was a penguin and could live in Central Park Zoo with Kowalski, Skipper, Rico and Private.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu ggreen7295 said…
Wish Granted. Unfortunately They have just moved to another HQ as soon as you get there. Now Julien has you all to him self.

I wish the Makers of the Penguins Of Madagascar made a Multi-Game of the year Award winner Video game-AND I get to play it until the end.
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. Too bad it suddenly broke 5 minutes later.

I wish Skipper won a million dollars. :D
lebih dari setahun yang lalu ggreen7295 said…
Granted. But he used that money to by the arsonal of weapons he wanted as seen in the golden squrall. And he acidentally blew up your house.

I Wish skipper would get over the fact that I'm also jem's stepfather. And that he wouldn't threaten me with suspention of his team If I Got close to her.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. But then you were blamed of blowing up the HQ a few monthes later.

I wish Marlene was a penguin. :D
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Penguinangel said…
Granted. Now thousands of Skilene haters are out to get you for making the couple a possibility.

I wish there will be another Penguins vs. Blowhole special.
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
Wish granted. But then you get so excited, when it airs, you faint for 30 minutes and miss it.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu ggreen7295 said…
I wish that you all would wacth this awesome flash show call gameoverse: link
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. But I only looked at it for 5 seconds.

I wish Julien was a female.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu ggreen7295 said…
Granted. But he falls in love with skipper. X( gross.
I wish, I uh... Could think of something to wish for.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
Wish granted. But...that have absoutly no particular meaning.

I wish the sky was blue.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu ggreen7295 said…
Granted. But now it's falling.

GOD... MEH!!! I WISH SKIPPER WOULD JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I'M ALSO JEM'S STEPFATHER!!!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
Granted. But he lied, and he still doesn't accept it.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Penguinangel said…
I wish that I could be a penguin and be a part of the team with Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private in the Central Park Zoo in New York.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
Granted. But later on a mission you hit yourself in the head and instead you ended up in the San Diego zoo. Then while they were looking for you, everyone accedentally got hit with amnesia spray.


I wish my feathers were a little silver.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Penguinangel said…
Granted. Now human are chasing you because they think your feathers are actual silver.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Penguinangel said…
I wish that Skipper and Kowalski would add me too their friends list.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Icicle1penguin said…
smile
Granted. But it's not Col_Skipper and Lt_Kowalski.

I wish Skipper ate some cheese. :D
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