Author’s Note: Here is the fourth installment of my POM Skits. The first set showcased funny everyday scenarios, the detik set showcased Skilene antics, and the third installment showcased the show’s villains. In this latest set, I represent Julien in a set of ten little antics. I also apologize for the long wait, what with my social life and other works getting in my way. Without further ado, I hope anda enjoy these skits as much as I enjoyed menulis them. Any judul with a Roman numeral in brackets selanjutnya to it has a skit note associated with it at the end.
31) Dairy King
After a hard workout, the penguins returned to HQ.
“Good workout today, boys!” Skipper said. “What the deuce?” he asked as he and the team took notice of the carton of susu on the table.
“What’s this doing here?” Kowalski inquired.
“I don’t know, but it needs to go in the fridge before it spoils. Rico, did anda leave the susu out again?” Skipper berkata giving him a glare. Rico shrugged and Skipper rolled his eyes. “Whatever. I got it.”
When he grabbed the susu and tugged it, it wouldn’t budge.
“What the—?” he berkata as he pulled harder. He spoke between tugs. “Why is this—milk—stuck to the—tab—”
Finally, the susu pulled free, but he accidentally squeezed it too tight and susu squirted out of it, dousing himself in the frothy white liquid. He straightened himself in frustration and humiliation as Julien stumbled out from behind the televisi with a glue stick, laughing like a maniac.
“Ha-ha-ha! April Fool’s! anda should see your penguin-y face! It is being the priceless!” he berkata as he continued to laugh, nearly out of breath. “You know,” he continued wiping a tear from his eye, “when you’re angry, anda really are kind of cute, aren’t you?” he teased as the thought made him laugh even harder.
With rage burning in his eyes, Skipper replied, “Yeah?! Well I’m about to be absolutely adorable!”
Skipper jumped from the meja and chased Julien out of the HQ, with Julien screaming at the puncak, atas of his lungs.
When they were gone, the penguins exchanged a glance.
Then they busted out laughing.
32) I Mustache anda A Question
“Ooh … Yes, I like how this is to be looking,” Julien berkata admiring himself in the mirror. “What else are anda finding in the Moss and Hounds, Maurice?”
Maurice pulled himself from the pile of knickknacks and other items with a roll of his eyes.
“It’s Lost and Found,” he corrected. “I found this wristband. I think it’d go great with that nice ‘belt’ you’re wearing,” he continued handing him the wristband and refraining from laughing at the dog kerah Julien wore on his hips.
Julien took the wristband from him. It was blue with a Mets logo on it.
“Very nice, but how would I wear it?” he asked himself as he tried different positions in the mirror. After failing to find a flattering place for it, he stretched it between his paws and slingshotted it back to Maurice. “No. Find me something else.”
Maurice irritably rubbed his cheek where the wristband had hit him and went back to looking as he muttered something inaudible.
“Lookie what I found!” Mort cried as he popped out of the pile of lost items. “It’s a catty-pillar!”
Maurice turned to him and rolled his eyes.
“No, Mort. It’s a stick-on mustache. Let me tampil you,” he berkata taking it from him and sticking it beneath his nose. “See?”
“Ooh! Me like-y!” Julien berkata snatching it from his face. “Gimme!”
“Ouch!” Maurice cried in surprise as he rubbed where the mustache had been.
Julien went back to the handheld mirror and stuck the mustache under his nose.
“Ha! Look at me, Maurice!” he berkata as he admired himself from different angles.
Maurice sighed.
“Hey, Maurice! I mustache anda a question. Ha-ha! Do anda get it?” Julien berkata turning and poking his shoulder.
“Yes, your majesty. I get it,” Maurice answered with a lack of enthusiasm.
“Come now, Maurice. anda can’t tell me anda don’t think I look absolutely fabulous in this mustache,” Julien berkata turning back to the mirror.
“Well, to be fair, you’re not exactly a ginger,” Maurice replied, indicating the ginger-colored mustache.
“Oh, who asked your opinion?” Julien asked indignantly.
Maurice went back to searching through the lost things and muttered to himself.
“Actually, anda just did.”
33) Pitch Imperfect [XIV]
“And I-I-I-I-I will always cinta yo-o-o-o-ou-u-u-u!” Julien sang at the puncak, atas of his lungs along with the radio one evening. Maurice cringed as Mort clapped and hopped up and down when the song ended.
“Thank you! Thank you—Maurice! Why do anda not applaud your king?!” Julien asked angrily.
“Oh, it’s over? Sorry, I’m a bit deaf,” Maurice berkata as he rubbed the insides of his ears.
“Oh, so you’re saying that my bernyanyi is so amazing that it overwhelms your ears? Well, then anda are forgiven,” Julien berkata smugly.
“Actually, your highness, it was a bit out of tune,” Maurice berkata regretfully.
“What?” Julien berkata in confusion. “What do anda mean we’re out of tuna? What does that have to do with my singing? I don’t even like tuna! anda are so stupid-y, Maurice!”
“No!” Maurice replied impatiently. “Out of tune. As in, your bernyanyi was not that great. Whitney Houston just isn’t your voice type.”
“How dare you, sir! How could anda possibly think that I’m out of tune!” Julien asked angrily putting his paws on his hips. “I am having an overabundance-y of tune!”
Maurice pointed to the other zoo animals. When Julien looked around, Burt had shoved jerami, hay in his ears, Mason and Phil had done the same with bananas, the penguins had issued lockdown on their HQ, Marlene had buried her head under several pillows and had Enrique Guitaro playing for her through headphones, and Roy had his head buried under layers of his own hay.
“That proves nothing! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have another letter to perform!” Julien berkata as he turned to the radio and started at the dials.
“Number . . .” Maurice corrected under his breath as Julien started bernyanyi along to Rolling in the Deep.
Meanwhile, Alice marched through the zoo in frustration.
“What on earth is that undelightful wailing?!” she asked aloud as she looked around. Finally, she realized that the sound was coming from Julien.
“Gah! What is wrong with you!” Alice berkata as she pulled herself into the kubung, pukang habitat. “Are anda in agonizing pain atau something? Come on, let’s get anda to the vet,” she berkata as she picked Julien up in the middle of a lyric. “Better take anda two as well, just to make sure,” Alice added as she grabbed Maurice and Mort and put all three of them in a carrying cage.
“How daring of you! I am royalty!” Julien shouted from the cage. When she ignored him, he turned and sat down, crossing his arms.
Maurice rolled his eyes.
“Told anda anda were out of tune.”
34) Your Face! [XV]
“Well, anda are the worstest leader!” Julien shouted into Skipper’s face at yet another zoo meeting gone south.
“At least I don’t disrespect my team on a daily basis!” Skipper shot back, poking his stomach with his pointer.
“Slapping isn’t being considered disrespect to you, then?!” Julien retaliated smacking the pointer off to the side.
“At least I don’t kick them!” Skipper argued pointing at Mort.
“Well—!” Julien started matter-of-factly, but then he hesitated. “Your face is—stupid!” he finished pointing at his beak.
“What—? What does that even—?” Skipper shook his head. “That is it! I am not having this battle of wits with an unarmed man!”
“Yeah?! Well I’m not having this battle of wits with your stupid pointy face!” Julien shot back.
Skipper slapped his forehead.
“Ringtail, if you’re trying to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion. You’re going to need a new strategy,” Skipper berkata in a calmer, lebih impatient tone.
“Your face needs a new strategy!” Julien persisted.
Skipper sighed.
“I think we’re done here,” he berkata turning to leave, but Julien stopped him.
“Your face is done here!”
Skipper sharply turned on him.
“Ringtail, if anda don’t give it up, I’m going to shove this stick in a place that is most definitely not your face.”
35) The Plane [XVI]
“Come on, there’s gotta another way we can get off this island,” Alex berkata following the penguins through the jungles of Madagascar.
“With the perahu out of gas, how are we supposed to go about that?” Skipper replied.
“I don’t know! anda guys are the ones to always do the impossible,” Alex pointed out.
“Hey,” Gloria cut in, “what about a plane?”
“Oh, great idea. How are we going to get a plane?” Marty asked. He snatched up a stick and poked it several times while making boop! boop! sounds and then held it to his face like a phone. “Hello! Is this the Deserted Island Hotline? I’d like a plane, please.”
Gloria snatched the stick and threw it to the side.
“Will anda hear me out?” she berkata as the others stopped and turned to her. “Look, anda guys remember that plane in that little ol’ pohon of Julien’s?” she asked.
Melman, Alex, and Marty nodded.
“Yeah,” Melman answered, “but how does that help us? That thing’s a wreck.”
“Do anda think anda guys could fix it up enough to get it to fly us off this island?” Gloria asked the penguins.
Skipper looked to Kowalski.
“What are the odds?” he asked.
“I would first have to assess the damage already done to the plane,” his lieutenant answered.
On that note, the eight of them headed to the crash site and Kowalski made several calculations before he came down with his results.
“I would say there is a eleven-point-three chance that we can fix the plane,” Kowalski said, causing the higher mammals to sigh in disappointment. “However,” Kowalski continued, “say we add some supports and some form a projection atau jump-start for it, and get some extra help, I’d say we can bump those odds up to about seventy-eight-point-four percent.”
Alex, Melman, Marty, and Gloria smiled and exchanged a hopeful look.
“Wait,” Melman berkata with his expression fading to concern, “do anda think Julien’s going to allow us to—”
“There anda are!” Julien bellowed—as if on cue—as he, Maurice, Mort, and a few other lemurs trotted up to them.
“I have been wondering where anda Freaks went off to! What are we speaking of? Me, I hope,” Julien berkata smugly.
Everyone exchanged a glance.
“Um,” Alex started, “King Julien, we were wondering if anda could do us a solid.”
“Eh, what is it that I am making ‘solid’?” Julien asked. “Because if it is regarding my health, I am thinking it is in the bushes somewhere way over there,” he berkata pointing off into the jungle.
Alex fought the image from his mind.
“No, most definitely not. Can we use your plane to fly off the island?” he said.
All of the lemurs present cracked up.
“Ha-ha! Are anda hearing the crazy-haired Freak, Maurice?!” Julien asked his right-hand man. “He is wanting my plane! Ha-ha!”
After pulling himself together, he turned back to Alex.
“Oh, silly Mr. Alex. That plane does not fly anymore, nor does it have a flyer,” he said.
“But the penguins say they can fix it!” Marty broke in. “All they need is some o’ your lemurs to help out! Please, King Julien?”
Julien studied the penguins for a moment before he started laughing again.
“How are these—pain-gwains—” he tried to sound out the unfamiliar word—“to be fixing the plane? They do not even look fit to scratch my right toe!” he berkata pointing to his left foot.
“Excuse me?!” Skipper berkata incredulously. “You make a crack like that again and I’ll—”
“So!” Gloria broke in. “We’re all getting to know each other! How about we start over? Can we use your plane atau not, Julien?”
Julien sighed.
“I am supposing. If anda can fix it, anda can use it,” he said. “I will go round up some helpers!”
When Julien scampered off with the other lemurs, Skipper turned to the higher mammals.
“We’re not bringing him are we?” he berkata in a tone a disappointed toddler might use.
“Well, it is his plane. If he wants to come, he would have the right,” Melman pointed out.
Skipper growled under his breath.
“Fine. But don’t be surprised if he ‘accidentally’ ends up skydiving somewhere over the Pacific Ocean.”
36) Sweet Temptations [XVII]
“Did anda see me?! I was all, ‘We’re going to flood the earth! Muahahaha!’” Julien berkata as he drove alongside the penguins in his little kart on the way back to the zoo.
Skipper rolled his eyes.
“Yeah, yeah. We saw,” he berkata indifferently.
“And the look on anda and that Blowy guy’s face when I revealed myself! anda were all, ‘What?! Julien will save us all?!’ Ha-ha! It was great!” Julien berkata with a laugh.
Skipper scowled.
“We get it, Ringtail,” he said.
“And the way he ran away like a scared-y baby! Yes! He was no match for the king!” Julien continued as he laughed in triumph.
Skipper looked to his right as they all started over the Brooklyn Bridge. Moonlight gently kissed the surface of the East River and the only disturbance was a small perahu in the distance.
“Ringtail,” Skipper said, cutting him off mid-sentence.
“What?” Julien asked impatiently. “I am busy speaking of my triumph, here!”
“Did Blowhole ever give anda that jet ski?” Skipper asked.
“Eh, no, he did not,” Julien answered.
“In that case, I suggest anda shut your mouth.”
37) Clueless
“Maurice!” Julien called as he approached him at the tiki bar.
“Yes, King Julien?” Maurice replied.
“We are needing to be doing a conversation,” Julien berkata taking a seat.
Maurice cocked an eyebrow.
“O—kay,” he berkata hesitantly.
“Well, anda see, I am having this friend, who has an interest in a lady-friend. Namely, Marlene,” Julien explained.
Maurice nodded in understanding.
“Mm-hm. And does this friend have a name?” he asked suspiciously.
“Oh . . . um,” Julien berkata looking around nervously. “It is . . . Tim—olo—man. Timoloman. Yes, that is his name.”
Maurice gave a doubtful stare.
“Timoloman,” he repeated. Julien nodded. “I don’t remember any Timoloman in this zoo. atau any zoo.”
“Oh, that is because he is from out-of-town,” Julien recovered.
“And . . . how does he already know Marlene?” Maurice asked.
“Um . . . Marlene was—in the park picking—corn—and he—”
“I don’t think there’s any jagung growing in the park, your highness. atau in Manhattan, for that matter,” Maurice berkata crossing his arms with an amused smile.
“Oh, no! I-It’s there, all right! anda just have to know where to look,” Julien insisted.
“Mm-hm.”
Julien scratched the back of his neck.
“Let’s just pindah on. Ah, he needs some saran on how to woo her, know what I’m sayin’? Of course, I would have diberikan him some advice—because I am such a ladies man, know what I mean?—but he was just wanting a detik opinion. So, what goes on in your brain-y parts on the subject, hm?” Julien berkata leaning in closer, engaging his attention.
“Well, first off, don’t come off too strong. That’s a big turn-off for many women. Just give her a visit every now and then to let her know you’re thinking of her. Get to know her a little better and buy her nice things that tie into her interests. If you’re lucky—excuse me, if Timoloman is lucky, she’ll be dying for you—him to ask her out,” Maurice explained.
Julien pondered this for a moment.
“Pft!” he berkata at last. “That is being the most ridiculous-dy things I am ever hearing! anda call this cinta advice? Ha, anda know nothing of women like the king,” he berkata getting up and leaving him with his head held high.
Maurice rolled his eyes with a sigh.
“Oh, yeah. I’m the clueless one.”
38) Impossibilities [XVIII]
“I am not understanding! One menit anda are a cutesy little tiny penguin, then—poof!—he is all grown up!” Julien berkata with a sob and hugging Skipper around the neck.
“Ringtail! Lay off!” Skipper protested trying to push away from him.
“Julien, he is not Petey! How many times must we say it!” Kowalski berkata above Julien’s sobbing.
“He was the cutest little jellybean!” Julien sobbed over Skipper’s shoulder.
Skipper pried himself from him and looked straight into his eyes.
“Ring—tail,” Skipper berkata slowly, but sternly, “listen very carefully to what I am saying to you. I am not Petey. I am Skipper. If anda understand, nod your head.”
Julien blinked.
“Petey!” he exclaimed throwing his arms around him again. “You almost had me there! anda have gotten so good at your Skipper impression!” he berkata as he engaged in another round of sobs.
Kowalski and Rico slapped their foreheads while Private cringed, worried that Skipper was going to do something to Julien.
“Ringtail!” Skipper exclaimed angrily as he pushed away. “I am not—”
“Don’t be so modest!” Julien berkata while slightly pinching his cheeks. “I am being so proud of you!” he berkata breaking down into another fit of sobs.
Skipper took a deep breath.
“Ringtail, if I’m Petey, then where’s Skipper?” he reasoned.
Julien sniffed and thought for a moment.
“You are being right,” he said. Skipper sighed with relief and started to say something, but then Julien said, “Where is the bossy penguin? He will be wanting to be seeing this!”
With that, he hurried out of the HQ calling Skipper’s name.
Skipper watched him leave and heaved an annoyed sigh.
“Kowalski, what are the odds he’ll discover I’m not Petey?” he asked his lieutenant.
Kowalski whipped out his abacus and did a few calculations.
“Somewhere between the possibility of getting an acceptance letter to Hogwarts and the possibility of snowmen actually coming to life.”
39) Amnesia [XIV]
“I just don’t understand it, Maurice! I am not remembering anything in the past week! It is killing me from my out-tards to my innards!” Julien complained from his throne, clutching his head in frustration.
“I don’t either, your highness,” Maurice replied. “I don’t remember anything either. What about you, Mort?”
“Yes! I remember all the thingies!” he berkata happily.
“Really, Mort?!” Julien asked hopefully, sitting up straighter in his throne. “Then be spilling your guts, Mort! What am I missing?”
“We ate mangoes!” Mort answered happily.
Julien slapped his forehead.
“That was being breakfast! Before that! Before!” he urged.
Mort thought for a few minutes.
“The gimme-gimme bintang gave anda a shiny!” he berkata finally.
Julien rolled his eyes.
“That was the week before! I am needing jawaban on the past week! Oh, anda don’t know anything,” Julien berkata disappointedly as he slumped back in his throne. “I just wish I at least knew why I don’t remember.”
“I hear ya,” Maurice agreed. “It’s really strange—just up an’ forgetting like that with no explanation.”
“Maybe it was the penguins!” Mort suggested.
“Pft! Mort, how, and lebih importantly, why would the penguins make us forget everything in the past week?” Julien asked.
“Maybe they did something make everyone angry and to keep us all from hurting them, they erased our memories,” Mort said.
A moment of silence went oleh as they all considered the possibility.
“Bah,” Julien berkata finally, “that is the most preposterous-dy thing I am ever hearing. anda say such stupid-y things, Mort.”
40) Art . . . I don’t get it [XX]
“That is being it! I am quitting!” Julien berkata throwing the paintbrush on the ground and sitting with his arms crossed. “The stupid gajah paints, he gets all the attention. I paint, nothing! This is why I am sticking to dancing.”
Maurice glanced up from the counter he was wiping off.
“Well, to be—”
“I just don’t get it! I am just as good as the silly pack of germs!” Julien said.
“Um, pachyderm?” Maurice corrected.
“Whatever! This was just a waste of my time!” Julien berkata in frustration.
“Well, to be fair, Burt drew actual pictures, rather than just . . .” Maurice looked over at Julien’s ‘painting,’ “throwing random-colored paint on the canvas in acak places.”
Julien scoffed.
“So?! I’ve seen art just like it in museums!”
— § —
[XIV] The judul of this skit is a spoof of Pitch Perfect, a populer musical promoted oleh disney Channel. I Will Always cinta You is a populer song oleh Whitney Houston. Rolling in the Deep is a populer song oleh Adele.
[XV] My friend actually gave me the inspiration for this with his “Your face is—stupid!” joke. It pretty much came about from the idea of what we would say if we couldn’t think of a good comeback quick enough.
[XVI] This takes place directly following Madagascar.
[XVII] This takes place following Dr. Blowhole’s Revenge. The kart that was mentioned is the one Blowhole gave Julien.
[XVIII] This takes place following Rock-a-Bye Birdy.
[XIV] This takes place following Truth Ache. There was also a reference to Hot Ice, within, which is the first sebelumnya episode that included the lemurs.
[XX] This takes place following Brush with Danger!
31) Dairy King
After a hard workout, the penguins returned to HQ.
“Good workout today, boys!” Skipper said. “What the deuce?” he asked as he and the team took notice of the carton of susu on the table.
“What’s this doing here?” Kowalski inquired.
“I don’t know, but it needs to go in the fridge before it spoils. Rico, did anda leave the susu out again?” Skipper berkata giving him a glare. Rico shrugged and Skipper rolled his eyes. “Whatever. I got it.”
When he grabbed the susu and tugged it, it wouldn’t budge.
“What the—?” he berkata as he pulled harder. He spoke between tugs. “Why is this—milk—stuck to the—tab—”
Finally, the susu pulled free, but he accidentally squeezed it too tight and susu squirted out of it, dousing himself in the frothy white liquid. He straightened himself in frustration and humiliation as Julien stumbled out from behind the televisi with a glue stick, laughing like a maniac.
“Ha-ha-ha! April Fool’s! anda should see your penguin-y face! It is being the priceless!” he berkata as he continued to laugh, nearly out of breath. “You know,” he continued wiping a tear from his eye, “when you’re angry, anda really are kind of cute, aren’t you?” he teased as the thought made him laugh even harder.
With rage burning in his eyes, Skipper replied, “Yeah?! Well I’m about to be absolutely adorable!”
Skipper jumped from the meja and chased Julien out of the HQ, with Julien screaming at the puncak, atas of his lungs.
When they were gone, the penguins exchanged a glance.
Then they busted out laughing.
32) I Mustache anda A Question
“Ooh … Yes, I like how this is to be looking,” Julien berkata admiring himself in the mirror. “What else are anda finding in the Moss and Hounds, Maurice?”
Maurice pulled himself from the pile of knickknacks and other items with a roll of his eyes.
“It’s Lost and Found,” he corrected. “I found this wristband. I think it’d go great with that nice ‘belt’ you’re wearing,” he continued handing him the wristband and refraining from laughing at the dog kerah Julien wore on his hips.
Julien took the wristband from him. It was blue with a Mets logo on it.
“Very nice, but how would I wear it?” he asked himself as he tried different positions in the mirror. After failing to find a flattering place for it, he stretched it between his paws and slingshotted it back to Maurice. “No. Find me something else.”
Maurice irritably rubbed his cheek where the wristband had hit him and went back to looking as he muttered something inaudible.
“Lookie what I found!” Mort cried as he popped out of the pile of lost items. “It’s a catty-pillar!”
Maurice turned to him and rolled his eyes.
“No, Mort. It’s a stick-on mustache. Let me tampil you,” he berkata taking it from him and sticking it beneath his nose. “See?”
“Ooh! Me like-y!” Julien berkata snatching it from his face. “Gimme!”
“Ouch!” Maurice cried in surprise as he rubbed where the mustache had been.
Julien went back to the handheld mirror and stuck the mustache under his nose.
“Ha! Look at me, Maurice!” he berkata as he admired himself from different angles.
Maurice sighed.
“Hey, Maurice! I mustache anda a question. Ha-ha! Do anda get it?” Julien berkata turning and poking his shoulder.
“Yes, your majesty. I get it,” Maurice answered with a lack of enthusiasm.
“Come now, Maurice. anda can’t tell me anda don’t think I look absolutely fabulous in this mustache,” Julien berkata turning back to the mirror.
“Well, to be fair, you’re not exactly a ginger,” Maurice replied, indicating the ginger-colored mustache.
“Oh, who asked your opinion?” Julien asked indignantly.
Maurice went back to searching through the lost things and muttered to himself.
“Actually, anda just did.”
33) Pitch Imperfect [XIV]
“And I-I-I-I-I will always cinta yo-o-o-o-ou-u-u-u!” Julien sang at the puncak, atas of his lungs along with the radio one evening. Maurice cringed as Mort clapped and hopped up and down when the song ended.
“Thank you! Thank you—Maurice! Why do anda not applaud your king?!” Julien asked angrily.
“Oh, it’s over? Sorry, I’m a bit deaf,” Maurice berkata as he rubbed the insides of his ears.
“Oh, so you’re saying that my bernyanyi is so amazing that it overwhelms your ears? Well, then anda are forgiven,” Julien berkata smugly.
“Actually, your highness, it was a bit out of tune,” Maurice berkata regretfully.
“What?” Julien berkata in confusion. “What do anda mean we’re out of tuna? What does that have to do with my singing? I don’t even like tuna! anda are so stupid-y, Maurice!”
“No!” Maurice replied impatiently. “Out of tune. As in, your bernyanyi was not that great. Whitney Houston just isn’t your voice type.”
“How dare you, sir! How could anda possibly think that I’m out of tune!” Julien asked angrily putting his paws on his hips. “I am having an overabundance-y of tune!”
Maurice pointed to the other zoo animals. When Julien looked around, Burt had shoved jerami, hay in his ears, Mason and Phil had done the same with bananas, the penguins had issued lockdown on their HQ, Marlene had buried her head under several pillows and had Enrique Guitaro playing for her through headphones, and Roy had his head buried under layers of his own hay.
“That proves nothing! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have another letter to perform!” Julien berkata as he turned to the radio and started at the dials.
“Number . . .” Maurice corrected under his breath as Julien started bernyanyi along to Rolling in the Deep.
Meanwhile, Alice marched through the zoo in frustration.
“What on earth is that undelightful wailing?!” she asked aloud as she looked around. Finally, she realized that the sound was coming from Julien.
“Gah! What is wrong with you!” Alice berkata as she pulled herself into the kubung, pukang habitat. “Are anda in agonizing pain atau something? Come on, let’s get anda to the vet,” she berkata as she picked Julien up in the middle of a lyric. “Better take anda two as well, just to make sure,” Alice added as she grabbed Maurice and Mort and put all three of them in a carrying cage.
“How daring of you! I am royalty!” Julien shouted from the cage. When she ignored him, he turned and sat down, crossing his arms.
Maurice rolled his eyes.
“Told anda anda were out of tune.”
34) Your Face! [XV]
“Well, anda are the worstest leader!” Julien shouted into Skipper’s face at yet another zoo meeting gone south.
“At least I don’t disrespect my team on a daily basis!” Skipper shot back, poking his stomach with his pointer.
“Slapping isn’t being considered disrespect to you, then?!” Julien retaliated smacking the pointer off to the side.
“At least I don’t kick them!” Skipper argued pointing at Mort.
“Well—!” Julien started matter-of-factly, but then he hesitated. “Your face is—stupid!” he finished pointing at his beak.
“What—? What does that even—?” Skipper shook his head. “That is it! I am not having this battle of wits with an unarmed man!”
“Yeah?! Well I’m not having this battle of wits with your stupid pointy face!” Julien shot back.
Skipper slapped his forehead.
“Ringtail, if you’re trying to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion. You’re going to need a new strategy,” Skipper berkata in a calmer, lebih impatient tone.
“Your face needs a new strategy!” Julien persisted.
Skipper sighed.
“I think we’re done here,” he berkata turning to leave, but Julien stopped him.
“Your face is done here!”
Skipper sharply turned on him.
“Ringtail, if anda don’t give it up, I’m going to shove this stick in a place that is most definitely not your face.”
35) The Plane [XVI]
“Come on, there’s gotta another way we can get off this island,” Alex berkata following the penguins through the jungles of Madagascar.
“With the perahu out of gas, how are we supposed to go about that?” Skipper replied.
“I don’t know! anda guys are the ones to always do the impossible,” Alex pointed out.
“Hey,” Gloria cut in, “what about a plane?”
“Oh, great idea. How are we going to get a plane?” Marty asked. He snatched up a stick and poked it several times while making boop! boop! sounds and then held it to his face like a phone. “Hello! Is this the Deserted Island Hotline? I’d like a plane, please.”
Gloria snatched the stick and threw it to the side.
“Will anda hear me out?” she berkata as the others stopped and turned to her. “Look, anda guys remember that plane in that little ol’ pohon of Julien’s?” she asked.
Melman, Alex, and Marty nodded.
“Yeah,” Melman answered, “but how does that help us? That thing’s a wreck.”
“Do anda think anda guys could fix it up enough to get it to fly us off this island?” Gloria asked the penguins.
Skipper looked to Kowalski.
“What are the odds?” he asked.
“I would first have to assess the damage already done to the plane,” his lieutenant answered.
On that note, the eight of them headed to the crash site and Kowalski made several calculations before he came down with his results.
“I would say there is a eleven-point-three chance that we can fix the plane,” Kowalski said, causing the higher mammals to sigh in disappointment. “However,” Kowalski continued, “say we add some supports and some form a projection atau jump-start for it, and get some extra help, I’d say we can bump those odds up to about seventy-eight-point-four percent.”
Alex, Melman, Marty, and Gloria smiled and exchanged a hopeful look.
“Wait,” Melman berkata with his expression fading to concern, “do anda think Julien’s going to allow us to—”
“There anda are!” Julien bellowed—as if on cue—as he, Maurice, Mort, and a few other lemurs trotted up to them.
“I have been wondering where anda Freaks went off to! What are we speaking of? Me, I hope,” Julien berkata smugly.
Everyone exchanged a glance.
“Um,” Alex started, “King Julien, we were wondering if anda could do us a solid.”
“Eh, what is it that I am making ‘solid’?” Julien asked. “Because if it is regarding my health, I am thinking it is in the bushes somewhere way over there,” he berkata pointing off into the jungle.
Alex fought the image from his mind.
“No, most definitely not. Can we use your plane to fly off the island?” he said.
All of the lemurs present cracked up.
“Ha-ha! Are anda hearing the crazy-haired Freak, Maurice?!” Julien asked his right-hand man. “He is wanting my plane! Ha-ha!”
After pulling himself together, he turned back to Alex.
“Oh, silly Mr. Alex. That plane does not fly anymore, nor does it have a flyer,” he said.
“But the penguins say they can fix it!” Marty broke in. “All they need is some o’ your lemurs to help out! Please, King Julien?”
Julien studied the penguins for a moment before he started laughing again.
“How are these—pain-gwains—” he tried to sound out the unfamiliar word—“to be fixing the plane? They do not even look fit to scratch my right toe!” he berkata pointing to his left foot.
“Excuse me?!” Skipper berkata incredulously. “You make a crack like that again and I’ll—”
“So!” Gloria broke in. “We’re all getting to know each other! How about we start over? Can we use your plane atau not, Julien?”
Julien sighed.
“I am supposing. If anda can fix it, anda can use it,” he said. “I will go round up some helpers!”
When Julien scampered off with the other lemurs, Skipper turned to the higher mammals.
“We’re not bringing him are we?” he berkata in a tone a disappointed toddler might use.
“Well, it is his plane. If he wants to come, he would have the right,” Melman pointed out.
Skipper growled under his breath.
“Fine. But don’t be surprised if he ‘accidentally’ ends up skydiving somewhere over the Pacific Ocean.”
36) Sweet Temptations [XVII]
“Did anda see me?! I was all, ‘We’re going to flood the earth! Muahahaha!’” Julien berkata as he drove alongside the penguins in his little kart on the way back to the zoo.
Skipper rolled his eyes.
“Yeah, yeah. We saw,” he berkata indifferently.
“And the look on anda and that Blowy guy’s face when I revealed myself! anda were all, ‘What?! Julien will save us all?!’ Ha-ha! It was great!” Julien berkata with a laugh.
Skipper scowled.
“We get it, Ringtail,” he said.
“And the way he ran away like a scared-y baby! Yes! He was no match for the king!” Julien continued as he laughed in triumph.
Skipper looked to his right as they all started over the Brooklyn Bridge. Moonlight gently kissed the surface of the East River and the only disturbance was a small perahu in the distance.
“Ringtail,” Skipper said, cutting him off mid-sentence.
“What?” Julien asked impatiently. “I am busy speaking of my triumph, here!”
“Did Blowhole ever give anda that jet ski?” Skipper asked.
“Eh, no, he did not,” Julien answered.
“In that case, I suggest anda shut your mouth.”
37) Clueless
“Maurice!” Julien called as he approached him at the tiki bar.
“Yes, King Julien?” Maurice replied.
“We are needing to be doing a conversation,” Julien berkata taking a seat.
Maurice cocked an eyebrow.
“O—kay,” he berkata hesitantly.
“Well, anda see, I am having this friend, who has an interest in a lady-friend. Namely, Marlene,” Julien explained.
Maurice nodded in understanding.
“Mm-hm. And does this friend have a name?” he asked suspiciously.
“Oh . . . um,” Julien berkata looking around nervously. “It is . . . Tim—olo—man. Timoloman. Yes, that is his name.”
Maurice gave a doubtful stare.
“Timoloman,” he repeated. Julien nodded. “I don’t remember any Timoloman in this zoo. atau any zoo.”
“Oh, that is because he is from out-of-town,” Julien recovered.
“And . . . how does he already know Marlene?” Maurice asked.
“Um . . . Marlene was—in the park picking—corn—and he—”
“I don’t think there’s any jagung growing in the park, your highness. atau in Manhattan, for that matter,” Maurice berkata crossing his arms with an amused smile.
“Oh, no! I-It’s there, all right! anda just have to know where to look,” Julien insisted.
“Mm-hm.”
Julien scratched the back of his neck.
“Let’s just pindah on. Ah, he needs some saran on how to woo her, know what I’m sayin’? Of course, I would have diberikan him some advice—because I am such a ladies man, know what I mean?—but he was just wanting a detik opinion. So, what goes on in your brain-y parts on the subject, hm?” Julien berkata leaning in closer, engaging his attention.
“Well, first off, don’t come off too strong. That’s a big turn-off for many women. Just give her a visit every now and then to let her know you’re thinking of her. Get to know her a little better and buy her nice things that tie into her interests. If you’re lucky—excuse me, if Timoloman is lucky, she’ll be dying for you—him to ask her out,” Maurice explained.
Julien pondered this for a moment.
“Pft!” he berkata at last. “That is being the most ridiculous-dy things I am ever hearing! anda call this cinta advice? Ha, anda know nothing of women like the king,” he berkata getting up and leaving him with his head held high.
Maurice rolled his eyes with a sigh.
“Oh, yeah. I’m the clueless one.”
38) Impossibilities [XVIII]
“I am not understanding! One menit anda are a cutesy little tiny penguin, then—poof!—he is all grown up!” Julien berkata with a sob and hugging Skipper around the neck.
“Ringtail! Lay off!” Skipper protested trying to push away from him.
“Julien, he is not Petey! How many times must we say it!” Kowalski berkata above Julien’s sobbing.
“He was the cutest little jellybean!” Julien sobbed over Skipper’s shoulder.
Skipper pried himself from him and looked straight into his eyes.
“Ring—tail,” Skipper berkata slowly, but sternly, “listen very carefully to what I am saying to you. I am not Petey. I am Skipper. If anda understand, nod your head.”
Julien blinked.
“Petey!” he exclaimed throwing his arms around him again. “You almost had me there! anda have gotten so good at your Skipper impression!” he berkata as he engaged in another round of sobs.
Kowalski and Rico slapped their foreheads while Private cringed, worried that Skipper was going to do something to Julien.
“Ringtail!” Skipper exclaimed angrily as he pushed away. “I am not—”
“Don’t be so modest!” Julien berkata while slightly pinching his cheeks. “I am being so proud of you!” he berkata breaking down into another fit of sobs.
Skipper took a deep breath.
“Ringtail, if I’m Petey, then where’s Skipper?” he reasoned.
Julien sniffed and thought for a moment.
“You are being right,” he said. Skipper sighed with relief and started to say something, but then Julien said, “Where is the bossy penguin? He will be wanting to be seeing this!”
With that, he hurried out of the HQ calling Skipper’s name.
Skipper watched him leave and heaved an annoyed sigh.
“Kowalski, what are the odds he’ll discover I’m not Petey?” he asked his lieutenant.
Kowalski whipped out his abacus and did a few calculations.
“Somewhere between the possibility of getting an acceptance letter to Hogwarts and the possibility of snowmen actually coming to life.”
39) Amnesia [XIV]
“I just don’t understand it, Maurice! I am not remembering anything in the past week! It is killing me from my out-tards to my innards!” Julien complained from his throne, clutching his head in frustration.
“I don’t either, your highness,” Maurice replied. “I don’t remember anything either. What about you, Mort?”
“Yes! I remember all the thingies!” he berkata happily.
“Really, Mort?!” Julien asked hopefully, sitting up straighter in his throne. “Then be spilling your guts, Mort! What am I missing?”
“We ate mangoes!” Mort answered happily.
Julien slapped his forehead.
“That was being breakfast! Before that! Before!” he urged.
Mort thought for a few minutes.
“The gimme-gimme bintang gave anda a shiny!” he berkata finally.
Julien rolled his eyes.
“That was the week before! I am needing jawaban on the past week! Oh, anda don’t know anything,” Julien berkata disappointedly as he slumped back in his throne. “I just wish I at least knew why I don’t remember.”
“I hear ya,” Maurice agreed. “It’s really strange—just up an’ forgetting like that with no explanation.”
“Maybe it was the penguins!” Mort suggested.
“Pft! Mort, how, and lebih importantly, why would the penguins make us forget everything in the past week?” Julien asked.
“Maybe they did something make everyone angry and to keep us all from hurting them, they erased our memories,” Mort said.
A moment of silence went oleh as they all considered the possibility.
“Bah,” Julien berkata finally, “that is the most preposterous-dy thing I am ever hearing. anda say such stupid-y things, Mort.”
40) Art . . . I don’t get it [XX]
“That is being it! I am quitting!” Julien berkata throwing the paintbrush on the ground and sitting with his arms crossed. “The stupid gajah paints, he gets all the attention. I paint, nothing! This is why I am sticking to dancing.”
Maurice glanced up from the counter he was wiping off.
“Well, to be—”
“I just don’t get it! I am just as good as the silly pack of germs!” Julien said.
“Um, pachyderm?” Maurice corrected.
“Whatever! This was just a waste of my time!” Julien berkata in frustration.
“Well, to be fair, Burt drew actual pictures, rather than just . . .” Maurice looked over at Julien’s ‘painting,’ “throwing random-colored paint on the canvas in acak places.”
Julien scoffed.
“So?! I’ve seen art just like it in museums!”
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[XIV] The judul of this skit is a spoof of Pitch Perfect, a populer musical promoted oleh disney Channel. I Will Always cinta You is a populer song oleh Whitney Houston. Rolling in the Deep is a populer song oleh Adele.
[XV] My friend actually gave me the inspiration for this with his “Your face is—stupid!” joke. It pretty much came about from the idea of what we would say if we couldn’t think of a good comeback quick enough.
[XVI] This takes place directly following Madagascar.
[XVII] This takes place following Dr. Blowhole’s Revenge. The kart that was mentioned is the one Blowhole gave Julien.
[XVIII] This takes place following Rock-a-Bye Birdy.
[XIV] This takes place following Truth Ache. There was also a reference to Hot Ice, within, which is the first sebelumnya episode that included the lemurs.
[XX] This takes place following Brush with Danger!
Fighting styles: Hapkido, Pi Gua
Weapons: Bloody spear, Ninja sword
Abilities:can manipulate api to his will
Description: A reserected, heartless, ninja with an Unkown background. Nothing and no one can beat him.
Private
Fighting styles: karate
Weapons: none
Abilities: hyper cute
Description: The youngest and cutest of team pinguin, penguin also with little known about his background other than he played mini golf. Can use his hyper cute to stun anything, except for his foe.
Private and kalajengking enter the ring. Private starts off with the hyper cute but is ineffective against Scorpion. Slowly kalajengking gets his Bloody Spear ready. Then he shouts "Get over here" and sends the Bloody Spear at Private. With detik hesitation kalajengking pulls the bloody spear back with private on it. Victory is Scorpion's.