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mmmmmm

posted by gylfie

" mmmm," berkata elliot
" mmmm" berkata boog
" mmmm" berkata mc squizzy
" yuck" berkata buddy
" yuck" berkata mr.weeny
" IT's LIKE HORRIBLE AND WONDERFUL AT THE SaME TIME!!! ITS LIKE FREEDOM IN A CUP!!!!" berkata everyone.
" see? i told anda it was good" berkata elliot
" MR.WEENY!!!!!" berkata the crazy old lady who hated decafe
" jerami, hay elliot, i have to go." berkata boog
" then GO" berkata elliot
" no i really have to go, uh... where is the uh toilet?" asked boog
" the what?" asked elliot
" the ovel office, the think tank. the porselin throne, uh anda know? the toilet?" berkata boog
" oh, we don't have anything like that out here." berkata elliot
" well what do anda do?" asked boog
" anda know.... i don't remember."

Shaw's Crazy Night

posted by jamesparson1999

One dark night, Shaw was driving around, looking for a suitable trophy to have on his kabin wall. Shaw, using his headlights, would run over a buck and tie it to the hood. He didn’t care if the buck was dead atau unconscious.
That night, Shaw did run over a scrawny bagal with a big rack. He was thrilled. “This is a great trophy”, berkata Shaw, laughing menacingly. “Now, my buck, when we get home, it’ll be time for the fun part”, berkata Shaw.
When the illegal hunter got home, he slung the buck on the table. He got a set of scissors and started to cut one of the buck’s eyes. The eye was...